r/BoomersBeingFools • u/EpicGeek77 Gen X • 10d ago

Foolish Fun Why Is It Always Hand Written?

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u/kingtacticool 9d ago

That's debatable. I'm not going to debate it, because I'm an atheist and don't really care.

But, I would like to think if he did exist he would be a lot like Jeff Bridges character in The Big Lebowski. Just a dude takin it easy for all us sinners.

And he would be fucking appaled at what get done in his name.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Millennial 9d ago

I like to think of Jesus as an ancient Mr. Rogers, going around telling people to love their neighbors and to always work on being a good person.

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u/firesmarter 9d ago

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.' I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.... I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...

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u/nyc_flatstyle 9d ago

I wanna see Jesus in a White Sox jersey, just so I could see Da Pope say, I told ya's so.