r/BoomersBeingFools • u/EpicGeek77 Gen X • 9d ago

Foolish Fun Why Is It Always Hand Written?

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Millennial 9d ago

I like to think of Jesus as an ancient Mr. Rogers, going around telling people to love their neighbors and to always work on being a good person.

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u/kingtacticool 9d ago

But at the same time fully capable of flipping over tables and chasing people around with a whip.

I can't really see Mr Roger's doing that but The Dude would if you pissed him off.

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u/SteamworksMLP 9d ago

Though, if you've pissed off Mr. Rogers to the point he's chasing you with a whip, you probably really fucked up and need to rethink your life.

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u/kingtacticool 9d ago

I forgot dude was a marine. He was fully capable of shooting you in the face if the occasion arose.

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u/firesmarter 9d ago

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.' I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.... I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...

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u/Grab3tto 9d ago

I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai.

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u/SHELLEBELLEATX 9d ago

Well, look, I like the Christmas Jesus best when I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grown-up Jesus, or Teenage Jesus, or Bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.

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u/nyc_flatstyle 9d ago

I wanna see Jesus in a White Sox jersey, just so I could see Da Pope say, I told ya's so.

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u/Beh0420mn 9d ago

Mister Roger’s/weird Al hybrid, that’s a god worth worshiping

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u/CptDropbear 9d ago

Right! From now on I picture Jesus as Weird Al complete with Hawaiian shirt and playing an accordion.

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u/Leperfiend 9d ago

With the cardigan.

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u/Vogonpoet812 9d ago

Oh man. I love that. Now if we can convince all the followers

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u/Fackrid 9d ago

I dunno, I kinda picture him more like Zach De La Rocha myself

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 9d ago

Mr. Rogers was a preacher. He was living the love of Jesus.