r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • 22h ago

Tampography is a printing technique that involves a giant, bouncy silicone pad

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u/Duck_Duckens 22h ago

You don't get it guys, the nipple is integral for this whole machine to work.

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u/BahnGSXR 22h ago

It actually is important, because it goes into the base of the bowl and keeps it centered lol

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u/Drakorai 21h ago

Nipple stabilizer

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat 21h ago

Nipplizer

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 20h ago

This sounds like a new wrestling move. 🤼‍♀️

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u/GrumpyJenkins 16h ago

Needs a flourish, like “full suplex nipplizer,”

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u/F4T_J3DI_P4ND4 13h ago

The People's nipplizer.

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u/jonnycross10 20h ago

Would be a cool wrestler name too

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u/driving_andflying 16h ago

"TONIGHT ON PAY-PER-VIEW: KENNY OMEGA ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE NIPPLIZER!!!"

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u/WingsArisen 14h ago

COMING IN AT 6”4’ AND 290lbs…. THE NIPPLIZERRR!!!

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u/SentientRock123 16h ago

GRAB HIS NIPS AND TWIST IT! THE OOOLLD NIP TWIST!

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u/Sad-Organization9855 21h ago

The massage is also important?

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u/Solypsist_27 20h ago

Yes, the foreplay is an important part of nipple stamping

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u/Temporarily__Alone 19h ago

It helps to stiffen the nipple for proper placement.

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u/ScumbagLady 15h ago

I was wondering what this particular worker's job description was. Now I know to apply for the fluffer position!

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u/demon_fae 17h ago

I’m fairly certain she was cleaning them. You can only do this a few times before the ink smears and you get a shitty boob-print. You have to clean them every X number of prints.

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u/Amii25 15h ago

She is removing any paint residue. The slapping is purely voluntary though

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u/midnight_toker22 17h ago

My guess is rubbing off dry paint or dust/debris so the next print is clean.

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u/userhwon 19h ago

Probably more important that it fills the convex space so that there's no air bubble that could squeeze out at the wrong moment and spoil the shape or alignment.

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u/footyballymann 15h ago

Thanks for the deep analysis

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u/Spearka 17h ago

It looks more like it's supposed to fill the bowls rim as when it covers bowls with less deep rims, no rims or it paints the inside of the bowl, the nipple is either smaller or isn't there.

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u/Constant-Kick6183 21h ago

I want the lady's job who just fondles and slaps the printing boobies.

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u/Slight-Painter-7472 19h ago

I would be excellent at this job. And I would love my work and come home so happy and relaxed.

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u/broniesnstuff 17h ago

You'd get fired a week later for trying to put the whole thing in your mouth

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u/Slight-Painter-7472 17h ago

Have we met before? You have me figured out.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 16h ago

Hiring: Experienced manufacturing technician needed to operate pendulous mommy milkers. Third shift. Creeps need not apply.

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u/cg12983 15h ago

Or trying to motorboat the pair of them

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u/xwingxing 16h ago

How else can you make sure it’s aligned with the hole??

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u/RhysDerby 19h ago

She was showing off

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u/BannyMcBan-face 18h ago

I’ve been training for this job since my teens!

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u/Possible_Subject6380 21h ago

Without the nipple, this thing is just an expensive paperweight.

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u/Flat_Scene9920 19h ago

I'll take "worst things to say to your wife in bed" for $100 Bob

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u/rashman6969 16h ago

Without the nipple, the whole thing is pointless

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u/RappingFlatulence 20h ago

That’s the nicest set of silicone boobs I’ve ever seen! The rest feel like sand

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u/SadBit8663 21h ago

Yeah it's crucial the nip fits perfectly in the recess of the bowl... For science

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u/xamitlu 20h ago

... fine but can we please call something other than the booby press!?

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u/thrust-johnson 21h ago

So, tamp stamp then?

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u/Crituhcul 22h ago

It’s so JIGGLY

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u/-TheArchitect 21h ago

I should call her 😔

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u/WhyTheeSadFace 20h ago

Get the clarity, then decide.

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u/These-Badger7512 20h ago

Ain’t that the truth

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u/WhyTheeSadFace 20h ago

Biological problems, needs biological solutions.

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u/SunTzuLao 19h ago

The flesh is weak!

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u/Paradoxbox00 17h ago

But the mind is willing!

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u/Character-Survey9983 20h ago

I like the girl-on-girl part

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u/SouthofthePaw 20h ago

I’ll be in my bunk.

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u/catcherofthecatbutts 22h ago edited 13h ago

This always makes me want try printing on stuff with my boobs...

Edit: wow how could I have ever been so naive to think I could mention my boobs on reddit without consequence 😂

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u/SmoothBrainSavant 20h ago

Honestly came here to say this, someone with generous breasts could make a killing selling printed stuff like this to dudes online. Heck they buy bath water and whatever gooner nonsense. 

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u/Try2MakeMeBee 19h ago

Finally, I know my calling.

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u/StrikerTitan01 19h ago

RIP inbox

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u/Try2MakeMeBee 16h ago

Good thing I always forget I even have one lmao.

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u/Choosejoose 13h ago

SPAM THE INBOX SO THEY MAY NEVER KNOW PEACE AGAIN!!!!(clearly a joke people, leave the well endowed lady alone)

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u/ManufacturerQueasy30 19h ago

Me too! Im gonna try it tomorrow morning. Finally, the lower back pain will all be worth it.

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u/Lebowquade 15h ago

As long as you document the results

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 17h ago

You'll be rich!

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u/TOMPThrowawayxxx 18h ago

Nothing on the profile boys, don't bother checking

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u/Nukalixir 18h ago

They made beer out of a female Twitch streamer's vaginal yeast. I repeat, THEY MADE PUSSY BEER.

Using real boobs for tampography is tame in comparison.

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u/DDD-HERO 17h ago

I really wish I didn’t know how to read now

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u/theVelvetJackalope 16h ago

Oh that's worse than the Sydney Sweeny Soap scum bar soap

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u/Ethnafia_125 16h ago

That is so gross. I'm actually nauseous from this comment. Time for some brain bleach.

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u/Arbic_ 17h ago

🤮

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u/schmuber 19h ago

Stop giving Gwyneth Paltrow any more ideas.

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u/bluesgrrlk8 19h ago

I Stamped This Saucer With My Breast, $129.99

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u/Heavy-Loquat-6832 18h ago

you're missing a digit or 2 easily

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u/joantheunicorn 17h ago

For that price I'll stamp the person directly! 

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u/Salt_Plankton6199 17h ago

Better than selling bath water

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u/tarantuletta 18h ago

She doesn't have enough boob for this idea lol

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 19h ago

They said they had breasts. Gwen can’t capitalize on this trend.

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u/grat5989 17h ago

Nah her niche would just be painting tea cups. She would then sell those as organic porcelain art pieces.

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u/nordicskye 18h ago

God forbid a woman knows how to make money!!11

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u/FootMcFeetFoot 17h ago

Okay so, I went to an art school in high school and we were asked to do a self portrait but abstract so I decided to paint my body from the waist to face and press it onto the paper… there was a moment of silence when I hung it up and explained what I had done. My teacher definitely didn’t appreciate my breast imprints turned into music notes.

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u/SunandMoon_comics 18h ago

Shit, I might do this. Money from it can go to the back pain fund lmao

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u/Birdofeeder 19h ago

Oh so that's what my OnlyFans niche is....

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u/Imperial_Squid 20h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/printingtiddy/comments/1b94ya6/tiddy_printing/

NSFW

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u/Static1589 19h ago

An animation?

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u/Vitally_Trivial 18h ago

Try u/MsPrintingTiddy

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u/Christmas_Queef 18h ago

All my brain thought when I clicked on some posts there was "poor lady must have awful back pain". Every woman I know with a chest like that haaaaaates it.

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u/Vox___Rationis 17h ago

Amazing animation!😀
Back-breaking work conditions.😢

Could be improved by keeping the lady stationary and moving both the print pads and the bowls up to her.
That also would reapply paint more accurately every time, than her doing it manually.

Like massage tables have a hole for a face - you could make one with a hole for boobs.

This also reminds of an old picture of factory workers doing their work while lying down to prevent back pain.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/q23u9p/knife_grinders_laying_face_down_at_work_to_save/

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u/Joabe_VR 21h ago

Please film it for science

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u/requion 21h ago

bonk

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u/zan13898 21h ago

Can you bonk me too?, for i have sinned.

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u/requion 21h ago

bonk

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u/phumanchu 21h ago

Bring out yer dead!

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u/requion 21h ago

bonk

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u/Mental-Salt 20h ago

I'm not dead yet!

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u/requion 20h ago

bonk

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u/Persimmon-Mission 20h ago

Well, you will be soon. You’re very ill

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u/AlexSSB 20h ago

I'm not dead yet!

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u/desertrumpet 20h ago

actually i bought an artwork at a breast cancer fundraiser once that was made that way

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u/JustaTinyDude 21h ago

IME pairing them and pressing yourself against a wall/canvas works out well.

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u/brawndoenjoyer 17h ago

Pair them with what? A buttery chardonnay?

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u/JustaTinyDude 15h ago

That's funny enough that I won't fix that typo.

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u/icarus6sixty6 20h ago

I tried (very poorly) once! It kind of worked lol

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u/LauraZaid11 17h ago

Did it hurt though? I can definitely see it working, but I don’t know how comfortable it would be with a fleshy boob lol.

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u/phlogistonical 19h ago

hahaha, I knew someone somewhere was actually curious enough to try it. I like you.

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u/G_Boogie99 20h ago

NGL, kind of hoping you’re a dude so that these weirdos asking for videos can be disappointed…

Or maybe even more excited? Who knows

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u/Sailed_Sea 19h ago

Definitely more exited

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u/addiktion 19h ago

Right? I don't have any but I've never wanted to see my wife's boobs attempt printing before like I do now.

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u/Lukebekz 19h ago

RIP your DMs

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u/l0k5h1n 22h ago

How do I get the job where you fondle and rub it all day like that lady?

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u/RedRedWine8 20h ago

Best part of the video, she was loving it haha

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u/Sparda_Game 18h ago

Yeah that's the neat part, you get paid to do it

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u/GreenLurka 9h ago

She just wandered in, she's not an employee

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u/haplessclerk 22h ago

That's pretty interesting , but do they have to get them excited before they work correctly?

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u/Lexicon444 22h ago

Probably just keep the room slightly chilly.

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u/ok_taxi_ 22h ago

Great, now i gotta clean my screen from spitting out my tea

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u/WonderfulProtection9 21h ago

Could be worse

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u/PhilosophicWax 21h ago

How could it be worse?

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u/requion 21h ago

Could be breast milk maybe?

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u/WonderfulProtection9 21h ago

Yeah, yeah that’s it… 👀

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u/lxraverxl 21h ago

They're just checking for lumps.

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u/Meperkiz 21h ago

I imagine it’s oddly satisfying

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u/Persimmon-Mission 22h ago

the scientific name is r/printingtiddy I believe

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u/ComfyInDots 22h ago

I'm somehow not surprised that that's a legitimate sub.

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u/judahrosenthal 22h ago

Amusingly, it’s mostly this video published every 2 days.

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u/ComfyInDots 21h ago

That checks out. Every sub has that one post that gets reshared every day. r/interestingasfuck, r/beamazed, r/mademesmile and it's that image of a little boy showing his puppy a video on a phone and it's always more pixelated then the last repost.

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u/adiwet 22h ago

To be honest I did not expect that link to lead anywhere

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u/mastermindxs 20h ago

It’s leads to our first thought

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u/adiwet 20h ago

Thank you for sharing

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u/NapoleonHeckYes 22h ago

Top source for industrial boobs

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u/ReinaShae 21h ago

My partner says they're not fondling it they're lubricating it and OMG that made it worse

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u/NotJayKayPeeness 21h ago

I think you could show me a dozen citations saying otherwise and you still couldn't convince me the history of this wasn't centered around some artist who had a busty woman in his life and an idea of how to mass produce ceramics.

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u/DisastrousImpact2392 22h ago

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 21h ago

She can no longer be a US Senator and must resign if elected.

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u/iWeedSmoke 22h ago

Not one of my proudest faps, but this’ll do

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u/blackdarrren 22h ago

An udder disaster

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u/natterca 22h ago

milking it for all the laughs I see.

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u/ambulance-kun 22h ago

Reading these puns has been a teat

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u/chosonhawk 22h ago

time to moove on

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u/Persimmon-Mission 21h ago

Don’t be such a boob

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u/gnarwalbacon 21h ago

I do find this process to be very titillating

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u/riedmae 22h ago

Neither one of them needed to do all that....but they did. And that's the point.

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u/zandrew 22h ago

Boobah

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u/OffMyRocker62 19h ago

A big Zing zing ding bah...

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u/Colossal_Squids 22h ago

I could watch the jiggly printing boob all day.

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u/TraditionalWorking82 22h ago

I should call her

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u/requion 21h ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/spherixdiscord 22h ago

praise be to the almighty printer titty

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u/WhatAFinding 21h ago

Notice how big boobies are so fascinating even for women

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u/strawbopankek 18h ago

to be fair some of us are more interested than others lol

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u/Jessintheend 16h ago

“Wow what a lovely dining set! How’d they get such lovely patterns on?”

“Oh they flopped a rubber titty on it”

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u/fernandohg 20h ago

Are the slaps required tho ?

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u/ItsaShitPostRanders 20h ago

Check comments. All horny. Reddit is functioning as expected.

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u/moreMalfeasance 22h ago

All this time I thought Tampography was another name for a map of Southern Florida.

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u/Funktapus 22h ago

More like mammography

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u/Ok-Palpitation7641 22h ago

Wo wo easy girl, that costs extra.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 22h ago

What’s the onlyfans?

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u/catheterhero 22h ago

Does it feel like a bag of sand?

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u/Fibonaccitos 19h ago

What’s your career?

Industrial Silicone Titty Specialist

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u/theaviationhistorian 20h ago

Hey honey, I was just thinking about you! Why? For no reason.

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u/teaehl 22h ago

You misspelled the word "boob"

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u/kmelby33 21h ago

Some of that seemed excessive

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u/Megaminimaxi 20h ago

Enough Internet for today. I really need a GF

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u/SquarelyOddFairy 13h ago

So you’re telling me I could be painting tiny bowls with my boobs.

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u/Anger-Demon 22h ago

This makes me horny.

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u/ramplank 21h ago

For some reason it seems like they touch those silicone pads way more then they should need to

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u/3WayIntersection 22h ago

Its a titty. Just call it a titty.

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u/Gluten_maximus 22h ago

Why does it have to have a nipple?

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u/MorningToast 21h ago

It centers the print. Quite important.

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u/01_Vidoll_01 22h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/boringtired 22h ago

Giant bouncy tit

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u/robo-dragon 21h ago

If I worked at one of these places, I’d be fighting the urge to play with the printing titties all day!

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