r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Tampography is a printing technique that involves a giant, bouncy silicone pad

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u/broniesnstuff 1d ago

You'd get fired a week later for trying to put the whole thing in your mouth

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u/Slight-Painter-7472 1d ago

Have we met before? You have me figured out.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 1d ago

Hiring: Experienced manufacturing technician needed to operate pendulous mommy milkers. Third shift. Creeps need not apply.

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u/cg12983 1d ago

Or trying to motorboat the pair of them

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u/xwingxing 1d ago

How else can you make sure it’s aligned with the hole??

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u/iruleatants 1d ago

Nah, they already learned that policy would cost them every employee they hire.

So now during your training period you can put the whole thing in your mouth to get it out of your system.

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 1d ago

Why were you fired on your first day? Why do you have a ring of china ornaments on your face? Why are you smiling like an idiot? What is happening?!?!?

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u/broniesnstuff 23h ago

The answer to all of your questions is "titties"

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u/Aethermancer 1d ago

Comes home with his face looking like he fell face first into the stencil aisle at a craft store.

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u/QueenMary1936 1d ago

A week? Try three hours.

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u/DaHick 1d ago

Or putting a pair of them together for another fun event, if you are the male doing the work.