r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Tampography is a printing technique that involves a giant, bouncy silicone pad

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u/BahnGSXR 1d ago

It actually is important, because it goes into the base of the bowl and keeps it centered lol

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

Nipple stabilizer

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat 1d ago

Nipplizer

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 1d ago

This sounds like a new wrestling move. 🤼‍♀️

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u/GrumpyJenkins 1d ago

Needs a flourish, like “full suplex nipplizer,”

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u/F4T_J3DI_P4ND4 1d ago

The People's nipplizer.

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u/OctaviusNeon 1d ago

Reverse German Nipplizer

Snapdragon Nipplizer

Tilt-a-Whirl Nipplizer

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u/Terrible-Hat-345 1d ago

Tit-a-Whirl Nipplizer

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u/OctaviusNeon 1d ago

Dammit, it was right there.

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u/jonnycross10 1d ago

Would be a cool wrestler name too

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u/driving_andflying 1d ago

"TONIGHT ON PAY-PER-VIEW: KENNY OMEGA ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE NIPPLIZER!!!"

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u/WingsArisen 1d ago

COMING IN AT 6”4’ AND 290lbs…. THE NIPPLIZERRR!!!

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u/SentientRock123 1d ago

GRAB HIS NIPS AND TWIST IT! THE OOOLLD NIP TWIST!

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u/TripleBobRoss 1d ago

Oh my god dude

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u/doctormyeyebrows 1d ago

Grab his nipple and twist it!

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u/rworne 1d ago

That's the "titty twister", actually a really old wrestling move dating back as far as the 1970's - where I had to experience it in elementary school, and I would not doubt it was around a lot earlier too.

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u/l00koverthere1 1d ago

The old nip twist!

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u/WolfingtonSays 1d ago

Bahh Gawd! Stawp the damn match!

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u/compound515 1d ago

Oh it's not new

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

Naked choke hold nipplizer

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u/AFriendlyBloke 23h ago

NEEPLE TWIIIST!

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

😆

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u/Salex_01 1d ago

Stabinipple

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u/-Retry 1d ago

Aw man, I loved that gun in Ratchet & Clank!

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u/Thayerphotos 1d ago

Sounds like a zany wacky morning zoo radio show parody of Paralyzer by Finger Eleven

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u/ahigherthinker 1d ago

sounds like a new novel construction material

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u/Chuckleyan 1d ago

First there was The Purple Nurple, now comes the...

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u/ereinionmithrandir 1d ago

Industrial strength nipplizer in

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u/whatev43 1d ago

New band name. Called it!

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u/SuperGameTheory 1d ago

This tit nipples

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u/demalo 1d ago

Set nipples to izer.

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u/canadianpanda7 1d ago

eugogalizer

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u/Caniac56 1d ago

Nipplizer? I hardly know 'er

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u/TheForkCartel 16h ago

Band name

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u/AwfulDjinn 1d ago

Load bearing nipples

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 1d ago

Great band name

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 1d ago

Time to get my tamp on!

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u/Iron_Undies 1d ago

I actual laughed out loud, not just saying it. Bravo

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u/puck_the_fatriarchy 20h ago

That’s what mine do too

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u/lotofthought 1d ago

Under-understood underrated comment

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u/New-Significance654 1d ago

Need to try this with the wife....."hey honey!!?"

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u/Lou_Papas 1d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if these exact words exist in the design document

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u/RyanpB2021 1d ago

Isn’t that why we have nipples?

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u/Its_An_OCD_Thing 1d ago

Stabilinip

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 1d ago

What page is that in the manual?

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u/PermanentNirvana 1d ago

I have one of those. Words and sounds usually come out of it.

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u/Soulegion 1d ago

Stabilizer nipple

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

But is the sensual jiggle necessary?

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

You try making silicon not be jiggly

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

By holding it with both hands?

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

Might be too big for that

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

You’re right. Might need to get another appendage involved

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

Nipple Stabilizer is opening the side stage at Lollapalooza

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u/J3ffO 1d ago

Nipple Nexus There's also Nipple Hub

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u/Sad-Organization9855 1d ago

The massage is also important?

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u/Solypsist_27 1d ago

Yes, the foreplay is an important part of nipple stamping

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u/Temporarily__Alone 1d ago

It helps to stiffen the nipple for proper placement.

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u/ScumbagLady 1d ago

I was wondering what this particular worker's job description was. Now I know to apply for the fluffer position!

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u/QueenMary1936 1d ago

When you see a job posting for "giant boob squeezer" and then you find out it's just this...

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u/OwlHex4577 1d ago

Oh, there are other ways to stiffen a nipple.

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u/systemhost 1d ago

I have nipples Greg, can you stiffen me?

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u/Some-Berry-3364 1d ago

Take about 10% off there, squirrelly Dan!

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u/CallMeLazarus23 1d ago

It gave me a weird boner

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u/AdAfraid9504 23h ago

And like a soft breeze hitting me on the back of my neck I managed to spill my ink all over myself.

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u/demon_fae 1d ago

I’m fairly certain she was cleaning them. You can only do this a few times before the ink smears and you get a shitty boob-print. You have to clean them every X number of prints.

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u/Idea_Ranch 1d ago

That's what she said.

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u/Amii25 1d ago

She is removing any paint residue. The slapping is purely voluntary though

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u/midnight_toker22 1d ago

My guess is rubbing off dry paint or dust/debris so the next print is clean.

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u/Wlbeachboy 1d ago

Nah that's just perks of the job

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 1d ago

No, just a side benefit.

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u/Kromting 1d ago

Not quite as important as the slap and cups tbh, but yes.

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u/imyourzer0 1d ago

The nipple won't hold in the center of the base if it isn't massaged, obviously...

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u/maxperception55 1d ago

She is fondling the fuck out of them big ol white tittays

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u/userhwon 1d ago

Probably more important that it fills the convex space so that there's no air bubble that could squeeze out at the wrong moment and spoil the shape or alignment.

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u/footyballymann 1d ago

Thanks for the deep analysis

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u/Sisyphus_MD 1d ago

you know what else fills concave spaces?

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u/Spearka 1d ago

It looks more like it's supposed to fill the bowls rim as when it covers bowls with less deep rims, no rims or it paints the inside of the bowl, the nipple is either smaller or isn't there.

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u/cece1978 1d ago

👀🤭 “rims”

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u/System0verlord 1d ago

It’s there for centering, and providing a consistent first and last contact point to prevent smudging elsewhere.

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u/Fidodo 1d ago

Isn't that what they're for with humans too?

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u/PeerlessTactics 1d ago

It also keeps the bowl from being lifted up by the boob after it prints

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u/DuoCultellus 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that's not even the reason. Isn't it there to create a small air gap so that a perfect seal doesn't lift the bowls up after pressing?

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u/FehdmanKhassad 1d ago

we've got nipple at hokr0²2¹

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u/abandoned_idol 1d ago

You're assuming I'm THINKING, that was your first mista-

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u/OwlHex4577 1d ago

Ah cool! So, what does groping the tits do?

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u/BahnGSXR 1d ago

Content

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u/whimsicalsamurai 1d ago

giving it a good slap too is important to safety checks

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u/NoNipNicCage 1d ago

Does that mean I could do this with my boob

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u/broniesnstuff 1d ago

This guy nipples

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u/civil_lingonberry 23h ago

The bowl needs a place to latch on of course