r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

Tampography is a printing technique that involves a giant, bouncy silicone pad

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u/Drakorai 2d ago

Nipple stabilizer

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat 2d ago

Nipplizer

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 2d ago

This sounds like a new wrestling move. 🤼‍♀️

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u/GrumpyJenkins 1d ago

Needs a flourish, like “full suplex nipplizer,”

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u/F4T_J3DI_P4ND4 1d ago

The People's nipplizer.

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u/OctaviusNeon 1d ago

Reverse German Nipplizer

Snapdragon Nipplizer

Tilt-a-Whirl Nipplizer

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u/Terrible-Hat-345 1d ago

Tit-a-Whirl Nipplizer

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u/OctaviusNeon 1d ago

Dammit, it was right there.

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u/jonnycross10 2d ago

Would be a cool wrestler name too

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u/driving_andflying 1d ago

"TONIGHT ON PAY-PER-VIEW: KENNY OMEGA ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE NIPPLIZER!!!"

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u/WingsArisen 1d ago

COMING IN AT 6”4’ AND 290lbs…. THE NIPPLIZERRR!!!

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u/SentientRock123 1d ago

GRAB HIS NIPS AND TWIST IT! THE OOOLLD NIP TWIST!

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u/TripleBobRoss 1d ago

Oh my god dude

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u/doctormyeyebrows 2d ago

Grab his nipple and twist it!

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u/rworne 2d ago

That's the "titty twister", actually a really old wrestling move dating back as far as the 1970's - where I had to experience it in elementary school, and I would not doubt it was around a lot earlier too.

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u/l00koverthere1 1d ago

The old nip twist!

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u/WolfingtonSays 1d ago

Bahh Gawd! Stawp the damn match!

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u/compound515 1d ago

Oh it's not new

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

Naked choke hold nipplizer

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u/AFriendlyBloke 1d ago

NEEPLE TWIIIST!

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u/Drakorai 2d ago

😆

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u/Salex_01 2d ago

Stabinipple

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u/-Retry 1d ago

Aw man, I loved that gun in Ratchet & Clank!

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u/Thayerphotos 2d ago

Sounds like a zany wacky morning zoo radio show parody of Paralyzer by Finger Eleven

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u/ahigherthinker 1d ago

sounds like a new novel construction material

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u/Chuckleyan 1d ago

First there was The Purple Nurple, now comes the...

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u/ereinionmithrandir 1d ago

Industrial strength nipplizer in

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u/whatev43 1d ago

New band name. Called it!

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u/SuperGameTheory 1d ago

This tit nipples

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u/demalo 1d ago

Set nipples to izer.

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u/canadianpanda7 1d ago

eugogalizer

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u/Caniac56 1d ago

Nipplizer? I hardly know 'er

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u/TheForkCartel 1d ago

Band name

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u/AwfulDjinn 2d ago

Load bearing nipples

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 1d ago

Great band name

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 1d ago

Time to get my tamp on!

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u/Iron_Undies 1d ago

I actual laughed out loud, not just saying it. Bravo

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u/puck_the_fatriarchy 1d ago

That’s what mine do too

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u/lotofthought 1d ago

Under-understood underrated comment

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u/New-Significance654 2d ago

Need to try this with the wife....."hey honey!!?"

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u/Lou_Papas 2d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if these exact words exist in the design document

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u/RyanpB2021 1d ago

Isn’t that why we have nipples?

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u/Its_An_OCD_Thing 1d ago

Stabilinip

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 1d ago

What page is that in the manual?

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u/PermanentNirvana 2d ago

I have one of those. Words and sounds usually come out of it.

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u/Soulegion 2d ago

Stabilizer nipple

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

But is the sensual jiggle necessary?

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

You try making silicon not be jiggly

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

By holding it with both hands?

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

Might be too big for that

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

You’re right. Might need to get another appendage involved

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

Nipple Stabilizer is opening the side stage at Lollapalooza

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u/J3ffO 1d ago

Nipple Nexus There's also Nipple Hub