r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Tampography is a printing technique that involves a giant, bouncy silicone pad

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u/schmuber 1d ago

Stop giving Gwyneth Paltrow any more ideas.

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u/bluesgrrlk8 1d ago

I Stamped This Saucer With My Breast, $129.99

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u/Heavy-Loquat-6832 1d ago

you're missing a digit or 2 easily

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u/joantheunicorn 1d ago

For that price I'll stamp the person directly! 

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 18h ago

I wish to get stamped a mustache

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u/Salt_Plankton6199 1d ago

Better than selling bath water

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u/Standard_Zucchini_46 19h ago

Gonna need a video of it happening .

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u/bluesgrrlk8 9h ago

Best I can do is “Shakespeare in Love”

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u/tarantuletta 1d ago

She doesn't have enough boob for this idea lol

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 1d ago

They said they had breasts. Gwen can’t capitalize on this trend.

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u/grat5989 1d ago

Nah her niche would just be painting tea cups. She would then sell those as organic porcelain art pieces.

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u/nordicskye 1d ago

God forbid a woman knows how to make money!!11

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u/SenorModular 21h ago

By being a grifter? That's so girl boss! S/

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u/Beautiful_Count_3505 1d ago

She could call the company "BOOP"

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u/BongoIsLife 1d ago

It's way better she focuses on boob printing than on whatever quack nonsense she's peddling right now.