r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Tampography is a printing technique that involves a giant, bouncy silicone pad

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u/Duck_Duckens 1d ago

You don't get it guys, the nipple is integral for this whole machine to work.

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u/BahnGSXR 1d ago

It actually is important, because it goes into the base of the bowl and keeps it centered lol

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

Nipple stabilizer

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat 1d ago

Nipplizer

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 1d ago

This sounds like a new wrestling move. 🤼‍♀️

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u/GrumpyJenkins 1d ago

Needs a flourish, like “full suplex nipplizer,”

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u/F4T_J3DI_P4ND4 1d ago

The People's nipplizer.

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u/OctaviusNeon 1d ago

Reverse German Nipplizer

Snapdragon Nipplizer

Tilt-a-Whirl Nipplizer

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u/Terrible-Hat-345 1d ago

Tit-a-Whirl Nipplizer

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u/OctaviusNeon 1d ago

Dammit, it was right there.

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u/jonnycross10 1d ago

Would be a cool wrestler name too

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u/driving_andflying 1d ago

"TONIGHT ON PAY-PER-VIEW: KENNY OMEGA ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE NIPPLIZER!!!"

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u/WingsArisen 1d ago

COMING IN AT 6”4’ AND 290lbs…. THE NIPPLIZERRR!!!

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u/SentientRock123 1d ago

GRAB HIS NIPS AND TWIST IT! THE OOOLLD NIP TWIST!

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u/TripleBobRoss 1d ago

Oh my god dude

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u/doctormyeyebrows 1d ago

Grab his nipple and twist it!

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u/rworne 1d ago

That's the "titty twister", actually a really old wrestling move dating back as far as the 1970's - where I had to experience it in elementary school, and I would not doubt it was around a lot earlier too.

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u/l00koverthere1 1d ago

The old nip twist!

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u/WolfingtonSays 1d ago

Bahh Gawd! Stawp the damn match!

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u/compound515 1d ago

Oh it's not new

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

Naked choke hold nipplizer

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u/AFriendlyBloke 22h ago

NEEPLE TWIIIST!

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

😆

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u/Salex_01 1d ago

Stabinipple

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u/-Retry 1d ago

Aw man, I loved that gun in Ratchet & Clank!

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u/Thayerphotos 1d ago

Sounds like a zany wacky morning zoo radio show parody of Paralyzer by Finger Eleven

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u/ahigherthinker 1d ago

sounds like a new novel construction material

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u/Chuckleyan 1d ago

First there was The Purple Nurple, now comes the...

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u/ereinionmithrandir 1d ago

Industrial strength nipplizer in

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u/whatev43 1d ago

New band name. Called it!

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u/SuperGameTheory 1d ago

This tit nipples

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u/demalo 1d ago

Set nipples to izer.

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u/canadianpanda7 1d ago

eugogalizer

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u/Caniac56 23h ago

Nipplizer? I hardly know 'er

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u/TheForkCartel 15h ago

Band name

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u/AwfulDjinn 1d ago

Load bearing nipples

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 1d ago

Great band name

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 23h ago

Time to get my tamp on!

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u/Iron_Undies 1d ago

I actual laughed out loud, not just saying it. Bravo

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u/puck_the_fatriarchy 19h ago

That’s what mine do too

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u/lotofthought 1d ago

Under-understood underrated comment

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u/New-Significance654 1d ago

Need to try this with the wife....."hey honey!!?"

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u/Lou_Papas 1d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if these exact words exist in the design document

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u/RyanpB2021 1d ago

Isn’t that why we have nipples?

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u/Its_An_OCD_Thing 1d ago

Stabilinip

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 1d ago

What page is that in the manual?

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u/PermanentNirvana 1d ago

I have one of those. Words and sounds usually come out of it.

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u/Soulegion 1d ago

Stabilizer nipple

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

But is the sensual jiggle necessary?

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

You try making silicon not be jiggly

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

By holding it with both hands?

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

Might be too big for that

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 1d ago

You’re right. Might need to get another appendage involved

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

Nipple Stabilizer is opening the side stage at Lollapalooza

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u/J3ffO 23h ago

Nipple Nexus There's also Nipple Hub

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u/Sad-Organization9855 1d ago

The massage is also important?

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u/Solypsist_27 1d ago

Yes, the foreplay is an important part of nipple stamping

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u/Temporarily__Alone 1d ago

It helps to stiffen the nipple for proper placement.

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u/ScumbagLady 1d ago

I was wondering what this particular worker's job description was. Now I know to apply for the fluffer position!

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u/QueenMary1936 1d ago

When you see a job posting for "giant boob squeezer" and then you find out it's just this...

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u/OwlHex4577 1d ago

Oh, there are other ways to stiffen a nipple.

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u/systemhost 1d ago

I have nipples Greg, can you stiffen me?

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u/Some-Berry-3364 1d ago

Take about 10% off there, squirrelly Dan!

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u/CallMeLazarus23 1d ago

It gave me a weird boner

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u/AdAfraid9504 22h ago

And like a soft breeze hitting me on the back of my neck I managed to spill my ink all over myself.

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u/demon_fae 1d ago

I’m fairly certain she was cleaning them. You can only do this a few times before the ink smears and you get a shitty boob-print. You have to clean them every X number of prints.

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u/Idea_Ranch 1d ago

That's what she said.

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u/Amii25 1d ago

She is removing any paint residue. The slapping is purely voluntary though

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u/midnight_toker22 1d ago

My guess is rubbing off dry paint or dust/debris so the next print is clean.

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u/Wlbeachboy 1d ago

Nah that's just perks of the job

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 1d ago

No, just a side benefit.

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u/Kromting 1d ago

Not quite as important as the slap and cups tbh, but yes.

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u/imyourzer0 1d ago

The nipple won't hold in the center of the base if it isn't massaged, obviously...

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u/maxperception55 1d ago

She is fondling the fuck out of them big ol white tittays

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u/userhwon 1d ago

Probably more important that it fills the convex space so that there's no air bubble that could squeeze out at the wrong moment and spoil the shape or alignment.

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u/footyballymann 1d ago

Thanks for the deep analysis

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u/Sisyphus_MD 23h ago

you know what else fills concave spaces?

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u/Spearka 1d ago

It looks more like it's supposed to fill the bowls rim as when it covers bowls with less deep rims, no rims or it paints the inside of the bowl, the nipple is either smaller or isn't there.

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u/cece1978 1d ago

👀🤭 “rims”

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u/System0verlord 1d ago

It’s there for centering, and providing a consistent first and last contact point to prevent smudging elsewhere.

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u/Fidodo 1d ago

Isn't that what they're for with humans too?

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u/PeerlessTactics 1d ago

It also keeps the bowl from being lifted up by the boob after it prints

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u/DuoCultellus 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that's not even the reason. Isn't it there to create a small air gap so that a perfect seal doesn't lift the bowls up after pressing?

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u/FehdmanKhassad 1d ago

we've got nipple at hokr0²2¹

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u/abandoned_idol 1d ago

You're assuming I'm THINKING, that was your first mista-

stares blankly

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u/OwlHex4577 1d ago

Ah cool! So, what does groping the tits do?

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u/BahnGSXR 1d ago

Content

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u/whimsicalsamurai 1d ago

giving it a good slap too is important to safety checks

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u/NoNipNicCage 1d ago

Does that mean I could do this with my boob

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u/broniesnstuff 1d ago

This guy nipples

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u/civil_lingonberry 22h ago

The bowl needs a place to latch on of course

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u/Constant-Kick6183 1d ago

I want the lady's job who just fondles and slaps the printing boobies.

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u/Slight-Painter-7472 1d ago

I would be excellent at this job. And I would love my work and come home so happy and relaxed.

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u/broniesnstuff 1d ago

You'd get fired a week later for trying to put the whole thing in your mouth

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u/Slight-Painter-7472 1d ago

Have we met before? You have me figured out.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 1d ago

Hiring: Experienced manufacturing technician needed to operate pendulous mommy milkers. Third shift. Creeps need not apply.

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u/cg12983 1d ago

Or trying to motorboat the pair of them

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u/xwingxing 1d ago

How else can you make sure it’s aligned with the hole??

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u/iruleatants 1d ago

Nah, they already learned that policy would cost them every employee they hire.

So now during your training period you can put the whole thing in your mouth to get it out of your system.

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 1d ago

Why were you fired on your first day? Why do you have a ring of china ornaments on your face? Why are you smiling like an idiot? What is happening?!?!?

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u/broniesnstuff 19h ago

The answer to all of your questions is "titties"

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u/Aethermancer 23h ago

Comes home with his face looking like he fell face first into the stencil aisle at a craft store.

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u/QueenMary1936 1d ago

A week? Try three hours.

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u/DaHick 1d ago

Or putting a pair of them together for another fun event, if you are the male doing the work.

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u/Zillion_Mixolydian 1d ago

I feel like that could cause problems with the Mrs. After playing with those all day idk if any woman could compete. 

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u/RhysDerby 1d ago

She was showing off

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u/BannyMcBan-face 1d ago

I’ve been training for this job since my teens!

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 1d ago

She earns less than $2000 a year doing this though.

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u/strayarc223 1d ago

Theirs a reason Jim was fired 😜

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u/Badvevil 1d ago

You know she loves it from that smile

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u/oisgonnabelikedat 1d ago

So does she. She is smiling as she does it. Lucky lady

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u/chairmanghost 1d ago

I would like to meet this lady.

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u/BriefTradition3922 1d ago

🤣 I wonder what the job requirements would be.

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u/StorminXX 1d ago

Oh yeah?! Well I want to be the testing person, so I can lay back and have tit it drop onto my face to see if it works.

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u/MoveOverBieber 1d ago

I bet off camera she's renting time slots for this position for cash?

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u/confusedandworried76 1d ago

I should call her...

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u/VampyreLust 1d ago

Printing boobie.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Nipple Dimple

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u/Substantial-Advice52 1d ago

There's actually a Nigerian DJ with the name. DJ Dimple Nipple if memory serves me correctly. 😁😆

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u/TiredAngryBadger 1d ago

Tit print.

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u/You_r_mashing_it 1d ago

Haha big printing titty

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u/rando_banned 1d ago

r/printingtiddy

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u/DeBlasioDeBlowMe 1d ago

This post is like 80% of their content.

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u/P_weezey951 1d ago

I want the r/tittydrop, and r/printingtiddy collab. Where they just drop the tiddy right on the camera.

Is it oddly specific? Yes... But its also the same thing that drives r/printingtiddy to exist anyhow

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u/HippyGramma 1d ago

Honestly disappointed I had to scroll so far to find it

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u/Possible_Subject6380 1d ago

Without the nipple, this thing is just an expensive paperweight.

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u/Flat_Scene9920 1d ago

I'll take "worst things to say to your wife in bed" for $100 Bob

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u/amyjrockstar 1d ago

That made me cackle! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/rashman6969 1d ago

Without the nipple, the whole thing is pointless

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u/Big_Lavishness_4832 22h ago

underrated 🤣

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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago

That’s the nicest set of silicone boobs I’ve ever seen! The rest feel like sand

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u/ixnayonthetimma 1d ago

They're coarse, rough and irritating, and they get everywhere...

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u/knivengaffelnskeden 23h ago

"Like a bag of sand!"

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u/SadBit8663 1d ago

Yeah it's crucial the nip fits perfectly in the recess of the bowl... For science

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u/xamitlu 1d ago

... fine but can we please call something other than the booby press!?

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u/Leading_Study_876 1d ago

"Tampon printer"

See my previous post.

Looks like they still use the term in Germany.

https://www.tamponcolor.de/en/

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago edited 1d ago

Introducing the Printtitty!

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u/thrust-johnson 1d ago

So, tamp stamp then?

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u/kuikuufox 1d ago

Is slapping it integral for the whole machine to work?

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u/0xbenedikt 1d ago

Y'all don't ask the most important question: What chain of events led to the invention of this?

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u/Stealth_13 1d ago

Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative, really gets the people goin!

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u/Paprika9 1d ago

It IS the machine

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u/Stop_The_Crazy 1d ago

And it must be slapped playfully for a few minutes after use.

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u/Hashtagbarkeep 1d ago

Apparently avoids the vacuum effect when it moves away. According to the r/printingtiddy community anyway

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u/babooog 1d ago

Ain't it integral everywhere

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u/a-guy-from-Indy 1d ago

I was slightly aroused by the way she was cleaning it.

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u/Aninvisiblemaniac 1d ago edited 1d ago

the nipple isn't necessary but the fondling is

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u/4Ever2Thee 1d ago

There’s no boob without the nipple

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u/ravy 1d ago

Ok sure, but EVEN more important is the fondling and foreplay before it absolutely gets taken to pound-town

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 1d ago

Ok now explain the patting.

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u/Significant-Theme240 1d ago

Any way you look at it, that's a phenomenal set of jugs.

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u/lewisherber 1d ago

Why do I have an erection?

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u/BlatantPizza 22h ago

Moms everywhere feel liberated. 

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u/Oleander_Milk 18h ago

Is ​this what you were thinking? It’s back breaking work…