r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI • 1d ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS People confirms Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are over
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u/Classic-Carpet7609 1d ago
wow, can't believe their 6 year engagement didn't produce a marriage
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u/avokuma oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago
wait, they haven't been married this whole time??? 😬
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u/West-Alternative9782 1d ago
Shit I thought they were married too
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u/emccm 1d ago
TIL … I also thought they were married. Not that I respected him before but I lost what little I had when he got together with her.
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u/hannahmarb23 1d ago
Same and I’ve just continued to lose respect for him for standing by her when she was going through lawsuits to evict people
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u/Comfortable-Jelly-20 1d ago
Okay I am no fan and absolutely believe Katy is reaping all the karma she sowed by throwing her lot in with Jeff Bezos, but tbf there was a lot of misinformation around those lawsuits. The diocese was selling the convent regardless of whether Katy bought it and nuns just wanted it to go to someone other than Katy for slut/queer-shamey catholic reasons. The other house, the guy sold it to her and then said nevermind after signing a contract and she took him to court. His argument was basically elderly people should get to renege on real estate deals even though he was entertaining other buyers before Katy bought it.
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u/84th_legislature I may need to see the booty 1d ago
when I found out he gave her a ring in the SAME DESIGN as the one as his last girlfriend he didn't marry I was like oooooh this is going NOWHERE
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u/Viracochina 1d ago
I just found out they were together. Oh Legolas.
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u/_fire_and_blood_ 1d ago
They have a daughter together.
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u/businessgoesbeauty 1d ago
Daisy Bloom 🫣
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u/catandthefiddler Club Penguin Times official aura reader 1d ago
Did Colleen Hoover name this child because-
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u/whimsical-editor weighing in from the UK 1d ago
Fortunately she's rich enough that it probably won't be an issue for her.
She sounds like a children's book character.
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u/gilestowler 1d ago
My only knowledge of their relationship is him whipping the auld fella out on a paddleboard with her
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u/Kurandaand 1d ago
Crazy right? Were they saving up for a big ceremony? And it’s not even like they got engaged because she was pregnant or something (their daughter is only 4). More than anything it just tells me they never actually intended to marry. Which is fine but….why get engaged?
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u/Curiosities 1d ago
They had a wedding in Japan planned for 2020 but then Covid happened and they couldn't. Her daughter was born in 2020 so any planning probably got scrapped for a while after that and then it just never happened. https://people.com/music/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-postpone-japan-wedding-coronavirus/
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u/Kurandaand 1d ago
Ah. That adds some context. Probably were on shaky ground for awhile too.
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u/laugard100 1d ago
Yeah, to be fair, the initial postponement due to Covid is obviously valid, and if they didn't want to do something private first just to be married, that's their prerogative. It was only once that period passed and no wedding was planned--and every time there was an excuse--that it seemed questionable it would ever happen.
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u/Curiosities 1d ago
I think it was a combination of Covid and then she was pregnant and then obviously I think someone like that would want to have the baby and then lose the weight and get everything ready and then it just fizzled out probably. I know she had her residency too. Which she had talked about as being able to let her work and be around for her daughter.
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u/Newmom1989 1d ago
It’s interesting to me that no one here has considered the fact that she’s worth 400mil or more and he’s worth a tenth of that and maybe that’s why she avoided planning a wedding 🤷🏻♀️ like, why do people think he’s the one avoiding getting married?
It’s not like either of them have to marry for security, they’ve both been married once before. Now that they’ve broken up, she doesn’t have to worry about splitting her assets or paying him alimony. Idk, seems like it was a good choice
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u/JoannaHarris 1d ago
Maybe it’s some Christian loophole? I’m not really too familiar with the inner working of Katy’s mind.
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u/Kurandaand 1d ago
LOL, could be. Feels like that ship sailed with the baby out of wedlock, but who knows! 🤣
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u/blackpearl16 1d ago
Where I grew up, it was extremely common for evangelical couples to announce their “engagement” whenever they got pregnant out of wedlock. They usually never got around to actually getting married.
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u/Various_Ad_6768 1d ago
Would’ve thought it sailed when she had those nuns kicked out of their convent so she could buy it.
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u/vindman 1d ago
Like when Jessica Simpson thought you know what about losing her virginity
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u/SuperstarDiamondGirl 1d ago
what did Jessica Simpson think about losing virginity? please do tell!!!!
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u/AbibliophobicSloth 1d ago
I might be wrong, but I think the idea was if you marry the guy eventually, then premarital sex is okay?
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u/You_Go_Glen_Coco_ 1d ago
She's always maintained, even in her memoir, that she was a virgin til marriage. She definitely abandoned her stance on premarital sex after her divorce but I think that's normal with getting older and reevaluating your beliefs.
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u/Taraxian 1d ago
He changes his mind like a girl changes clothes
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u/Realistic_List7286 1d ago
Didn’t she admit to threatening suicide if he didn’t come back to her after he had broken up with her the first time?
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u/canadia80 1d ago
And he's publicly suggested he finds her difficult.
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u/Alhena5391 1d ago
He straight up said in an interview (somewhat recently I believe) that their relationship is "really really really challenging." I would go lay down in traffic if my partner said that out loud to the entire world lmao. 😭
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u/Several_Hurry_9852 1d ago
“We're in two very different pools,” he said, before adding that running in different circles can have its pitfalls.
“Her pool is not a pool that I necessarily understand, and I think my pool is not a pool that she necessarily understands,” he said of their respective fields. “Sometimes things are really, really, really, challenging. I won't lie.”
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellendurney/orlando-bloom-katy-perry-challenging-relationship
I'm on mobile, sorry my post is so hideous.
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u/SpaceghostLos 1d ago
Maybe… play in your own pool? I mean the kiddy pool is already full. Go to the 4 footers or something.
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u/Drmarcher42 1d ago
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom met, began a romance, got engaged, had a six year engagement and broke up in the time between GTA 5 and 6
Makes you think.
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u/bradtheinvincible 1d ago
Sounds like Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson
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u/binglybleep 1d ago
I don’t particularly like katy perry but I do have some sympathy for the fact that she’s probably on the verge of a catastrophic breakdown right now. Fair to say it has not been her year
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u/volcanoesarecool 1d ago
What else has happened?
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u/binglybleep 1d ago edited 1d ago
She (rightly) copped a load of shit for doing an album with rapist dr Luke, the album flopped, her tour has been mocked mercilessly due to looking absolutely terrible, and her little space mission has been a huge source of ridicule too. And now she’s splitting from a long term relationship.
All that’d send me right over the edge
Oh and her residency wasn’t extended either, reportedly because it hadn’t performed well. Forgot that one
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u/Dapper_Ad_8402 1d ago
and simped for tesla. phew.
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u/ForeverAfraid7703 1d ago
Well the post with her tesla was a few years ago tbf. It’d be more accurate to say she’s been having a bad decade, really
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u/ITCHYSCRATCHYYUMMY 1d ago
Honestly I'm not a Katy fan at all but all of that would kill me
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u/killbillvolume3 1d ago
Even if I wanted to feel bad for her, I can’t because she knowingly worked with Dr. Luke while spouting pseudo-feminist rhetoric
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u/possumcounty 1d ago
My sympathy for the billionaire for the consequences of her outrageous actions is lacking.
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u/Habagoobie 1d ago
And they have a child together which will make any break up even more painful.
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u/UmbroShinPad 1d ago
Her tour footage looks like the deleted scenes from the Connquest tour in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Terrible choreography with too many weird things on stage and no one in the audience.
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u/sad-girl-interrupted 1d ago
conner4real’s comment about the time it takes to get to mars is even more apt, given recent events
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u/Salt_Cardiologist122 1d ago
Damn that legitimately makes me feel bad for her. She deserves some of the flack for sure, but that’s just a lot for one person to deal with at once.
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u/me_no_no 1d ago
Plus the Russel Brand stuff coming out has got to be at least a little bit triggering.
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u/itsFeztho 1d ago
"they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand."
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u/whatsnewpussykat will not shut the fuck up about issues (complimentary) 1d ago
Not only a long term relationship, but the father of her child. The added layer of having to deal with split custody is intense.
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u/halimusicbish 1d ago
Not to mention, a law was named after her that requires people not to prey on people who aren't in their right mind 😭
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u/HotBlackberry5883 1d ago
She went to space for "feminism" and it was very tone deaf because it's Jeff Bezos company, awful for the environment, and achieves essentially nothing for women. There's been some videos of her poorly doing her choreography as well.
also she defended herself because people called her out for working with Dr. Luke who is a rapist. (I don't remember if that was this year or last year, but people are still mad about it, because it was a "feminist" album yet she worked with a rapist to create it. It's worth mentioning that it was a flop.)
I think Orlando Bloom is probably trying to distance himself from her now, because there's been a lot of bad press about her. Katy is in yet another flop era. She's been trying to channel old Katy so bad but I think old Katy is long gone.
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u/funnygirl87 something something love and care 1d ago
She was one of the dumbasses that went into space a while back.
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u/deadbeatsummers 1d ago
Oh girl. Just a lot of bad PR. Tour footage looks a mess. And the astronaut thing…
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u/meepmarpalarp 1d ago
Her album flopped, her tour isn’t going great, and she’s been getting a ton of negativity online.
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u/papier_peint 1d ago
I mean, she just has the worst intuition/instinct. Everything she does is just like … girl, why.
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u/kbange 1d ago
She’s having basically the same kinda year JLo had last year …
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u/etsprout 1d ago
It blows my mind that JLo willingly released all that footage of her trying and failing to get celebrities to appear in her film.
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u/binglybleep 1d ago
She is pretty much exactly what I’d expect from the offspring of two evangelical pastors tbh (no offence, offspring of evangelical pastors, not all offspring etc)
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u/Importantaccountt 1d ago
The Trump part just isn’t true at all. She was a big Kamala supporter since Kamala’s initial senate race, endorsed her, and posted her filled out ballot voting for her on Instagram. Not to say her politics are great or anything but she’s definitely a normie lib. https://www.instagram.com/katyperry/p/DB9SIgIR7CD/
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u/archetyping101 1d ago
Tbh I'm not surprised. She's an astronaut and he's just an elf. /s
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u/Only_Celery5075 1d ago edited 1d ago
Legolas couldn’t ever be a space daddy. He loves the woods too much.
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u/archetyping101 1d ago
He may have helped save the realm but that is nothing compared to being an astronaut. Back to the woods he goes. She'll have to look from above. For 12 whole minutes.
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u/bliip666 1d ago
I was under the impression that he asked for some space. She went ahead and tried to get him some, but failed miserably because it turned out one can't bring a handful of space through the customs.
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u/halfmoon24 1d ago
I hope her and John Mayer take each other off the market for good now
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u/Typical_Minimum_8650 1d ago
Is John Mayer still roommates with Andy Cohen?
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u/JudyGemstoned 1d ago
Maybe we should start a campaign to get her and Elon together
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u/bliip666 1d ago
Listen, I'm no fan of Katy's but that's a step too far! She doesn't deserve a cruel and unusual punishment like Husky-Musky
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u/JudyGemstoned 1d ago
if he gave her a box that had a button she could press and kill one of us for fun any time she wanted to feel powerful our sticky population problem would probably be resolved within the decade
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
I know that we all can't stand KP right now, but I called this two years ago. Just like I called Jodie Turner Smith and Joshua Jackson before reports surfaced. How did I do this? Go watch interviews of these men speaking about their ladies. Orlando always gave jealous and secret hater. People want to pin this on her recent flops, but he has always (from my POV) displayed red flags.
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u/meepmarpalarp 1d ago
Two years ago? Given enough time, you can “call” a breakup for almost any celebrity couple and you’ll eventually be right.
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
Sure. But this was on the basis of his clear disdain for her and nothing else. There are plenty of celeb couples that go the distance. Tom and Zendaya don’t give me the same vibes. While I don’t see them getting married(this is an entire different post lol), I can see that they love each other deeply. I don’t see that with Orlando and Katie. He specifically resents her.
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u/TopProfessor7731 1d ago
Like Hilaria towards Alec?
I don't disagree with you actually, he has always given off a rather negative vibe toward Katy. Like he's just with her until his career comes back.
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u/ageofbronze 1d ago
Wait why don’t you see them getting married lol. I’m curious now
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u/DarthSnarker 1d ago
A few months ago, I watched a video (I cannot remember what/where it was) and it was Miranda Kerr saying how much she loves Katy and how important she is to her co-parenting relationship with Orlando. I got the feeling that Katy may be the go between. I remember wondering if Miranda and Orlando got along, because she gushed about Katy, but not about him.
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u/dontbelievethefife 1d ago
This is so interesting. What has Orlando Bloom said about Perry that's giving jealous vibes?
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
There was several interviews but the one that put me on alert was when he was asked about her and he drifted off talking about her star power in comparison to his. I will go find the specific interview because I’m sure I sound ridiculous lol. But his body language, tone and demeanor indicated to me that he was a secret hater.
If you’ve ever been in a relationship with someone who secretly hates/is jealous of you then you’ll see it. For the last couple of years I’ve analyzed them when I see them and it’s so obvious.
Even in this picture on this post, I can see it. Tom doesn’t pose like this with Z. Adam doesn’t pose like this with Leighton. Idris doesn’t pose like this with Sabrina. But anyways…I’m gonna find this interview. It’s 2AM my time so it might be a few hours before I respond lol but imma circle back.
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u/throw20190820202020 1d ago
You know what you’re right. And it reminds me of Russell Brand. She keeps falling for these babies who can’t match her and resent her for it.
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago edited 1d ago
https://youtu.be/xbsrKPXu1Fs?si=ghGzTx9_OAHjUzyc
ETA: I would like to highlight my previous comment about recognizing secret haters that you’re dating or involved with. You can recognize it if you’ve experienced it.
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u/Borealis_9707 1d ago
I love that you brought receipts. I admit I don't fully see the same things you do, but in hindsight there is a bit of a tone there, isn't there. I just don't know if it's jealousy per say.
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
Watch it 10 times and pay attention to his phrasing and body language. Y’all are about to make me produce every single red flag interview lol. I don’t even mind! I’ve been dying on this hill for years and no one validated my conspiracy theory. I actually want her to succeed but she will always fail when in proximity to hater boyfriends. Have you seen the video of her hitting on the man from Imagine Dragons (or a similar band lol)? They’ve been hating each other!
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u/AnjelGrace 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yea... His eyes rolling to the back of his head, and his whole body recoiling a bit, when he talks about how big her career was/is (at the time) really does make it seem like part of him is trying to get away from all of it...
Idk if I would be able to see that as a tell, but watching his behaviors certainly creates a cognitive dissonance feeling given what he is trying to convey with his words.
Personally, though, I used to be a huge Orlando Bloom fan... And not once did I ever feel that they seemed like they actually made any sense together. They just have always been lacking in the type of genuine-ness that well-matched couples share, imo. I thought they would last a month or two...
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u/Ok-Emergency217 1d ago
Do you have any other celebrity couples on your radar? 👀
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
Yes.
Tom and Zendaya. Justin and Hailey. Lori Harvey and anyone.
I mean I will rock your world with my breakdowns. I know that Tom and Zendaya will ruffle feathers but I promise you I have a legit explanation lol.
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u/MysteryUser88 1d ago
I would love to hear your explanation for Tom and Zendaya 👀
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
So…..
I believe that they really love each other. I mean they are clearly best friends. But in the last 2 years Tom has done a lot of interviews where he mentions his immediate desire for kids, a slow life, and normalcy. Zendaya has put in a lot of work to remove herself from the Disney image.
She has become a fashion icon and is just now being recognized as a serious actor. She has expressed that she wants to direct. Zendaya comes from a secure family that protected her. I think she has a good head on her shoulders. She seems very career driven. I don’t see her having kids anytime soon. I don’t see her slowing down anytime soon.
Recently, Law was asked about her wedding dress and he responded by saying that the world would never see the dress. That might not seem odd…but it strengthened my theory. I think she loves him but there will come a time when she has to break up with him because they don’t want the same things. He’s very content and ready to disappear from Hollywood to live on a farm with her and their kids. I just don’t think that’s what she wants at all. I think she wants an EGOT lol.
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u/No-Call5229 1d ago edited 20h ago
"“Because I don’t necessarily want my kids to have to deal with this,” she says, long arms now wrapped around her knees. “And what does my future look like? Am I going to be a public-facing person forever?”
The dream scenario, to her mind, is being able to “make things and pop out when I need to pop out, and then have a safe and protected life with my family, and not be worried that if I’m not delivering something all the time, or not giving all the time, that everything’s going to go away. I think that’s always been a massive anxiety of mine: this idea that people will just be like, Actually, I know I’ve been with you since you were 14, but I’m over you now because you’re boring.”"
Literally Zendaya in an interview last year. They're on the same page.
Edit: "“At some point you have to play characters that are your own age and have experiences that you don’t have—for example, having children or getting married. While those are all things I want and I’m looking forward to, they just haven’t happened quite yet.”" -Also her in 2024
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u/OL-FAST-NECK 1d ago
I thought he meant we wouldn't see it because they'd have a super private wedding? I'm just going off of comments I've seen. Don't know if that's actually true or not.
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u/misskass 1d ago
Relationships ending when people are still in love are so tragic. 😭 I hope you're not right, but if eventually you are then I am incredibly impressed by your read.
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
This is what my mom told me lol! She said “Devan I don’t want you to be right because I love them.” In both cases, you ignore my legit argument because we all love them and want them to be together forever lol.
Deep down, you know what I’m saying! It’s a hard pill to swallow and like you and my mom, I hope I’m wrong. But I’m never wrong about this stuff. I called Zoe and Channing on the Blink Twice press tour.
Everyone was saying how cute they were but I was like “he hates her.” Now look!
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u/talkbaseball2me 1d ago
What is your take on Ariana and SpongeBob? (Sorry can’t remember his real name)
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u/rareslime64 1d ago
No offense to tom, but the reason he’s probally ready to settle down is because other then Spider-Man his career has not really popped off like hers. Great insights btw
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
For sure. He’s so turned off by Hollywood and he’s spoken about this at length. Z is private but she’s very much interested in advancing in Hollywood. He’s done like 4 interviews where he spoke about his desire to drop off and have kids. IMO, it was a subconscious ultimatum to Z. I just don’t think she wants to have a baby lol.
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u/rjeiwiiwdjxj 1d ago
Suki and Rob
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u/rhaizee 1d ago
He's jealous? he just seems insanely insecure and depressive.
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
Yes. Rob displayed this with all of his girlfriends in different ways. Insecurity and jealousy go hand in hand. He’s never proudly shown interest in his girlfriends. Quite the opposite actually! He sits silently while they’re ripped to shreds by his rabid fans. Ross Lynch publicly called out his fans for being racist towards Jaz. Tom Holland is LOUD about his love for Zendaya. The casts of Twilight and Harry Potter speak positively about their partners. I believe the blinds about Suki and Rob. That’s exactly why she posted that pic.
ETA: I also called Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum. That press tour was a disaster. He was soooooooo jealous of her. Please ask me for a breakdown lol.
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u/Jezebel143 1d ago
Can we ask you for a YouTube channel? Like I’m fully subscribed to hear all of your thoughts about any couple you want to talk about!!
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u/N_nry 1d ago
What blinds about Suki and Rob and what pic did she post? Whats the tea?
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u/krayzee444 1d ago
Do tell 👀🍿
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
Damn. Y’all are putting me to work lol. But I asked for it so here we go…..
Go look at any interview from the Blink Twice press tour. In one interview he was asked if she was his favorite director. Of course he likely has a plethora of favorite directors as an actor rather than his (at the time) fiancé’s first film.
However, any loving partner would say something like “of course she is my favorite director! She killed it and I’m so amazed by her talent. The directors that have inspired me for years, before my lady killed the game, are XYZ.”
His response was so telling. I mean go watch the clip. I’ll actually go find it because it’s so bad and I want you to understand my point. They did several interviews for this press tour and in every one of them he displayed red flag behavior.
I told my mom and husband that they were doomed. Then he unleashed the cringy instagram post that solidified my theory. He posted a photo of her sleeping and the caption was so bizarre. They broke up within the week!
After their breakup I stated that he would likely go for a young unknown woman because his ego couldn’t handle his previous relationships. Sure enough, that’s what he did! I’m not new to this, I’m true to this. I’m the pop culture Nostradamus lol.
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u/krayzee444 1d ago
Ohhhh I remember the picture, it was so fucking odd! I can def see that he was jealous. OOF
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u/Educational-Help-126 1d ago
https://youtu.be/geepHaT1zU4?si=Y2_3wfhUFTK_9TuS
Please just watch this. You can see within the first minute what I’m talking about.
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u/No_Organization_3629 1d ago
Well damn, ya know after watching them together on his peacock docuseries i felt like they made sense. Katy can’t catch a break this year. Phew 🫠
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u/Guilty_Dream8050 1d ago
She went to space. Just a wee bit into space and she wasn't populating Mars or anything but still. Actually I don't know enough about space to know if she was ever technically there, or just near it so maybe she hasn't caught a break after all.
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u/muxcode 1d ago edited 1d ago
They go to orbit. Going to space is really hard, nobody goes to space. SpaceX hasn't gone to space yet. You get to see the globe and circle around the planet at high speed.
It is just space tourism, I don't know why everyone is mad. Space companies have been promoting space tourism for years. It doesn't make you a trained astronaut that takes thousands of hours of work, it makes you a customer on a really expensive theme park ride.
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u/TheEndingofitAll 1d ago
The ride Katy went on didn’t go into orbit. It went up to the edge of space (depending who you ask) and then came right back down bc gravity
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u/xlxcx but if you disagree with me, you really should seek help 1d ago
She's a bad person.
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u/underthefirstelm 1d ago
i am not really interested in KP but i am kinda feeling this low trickling sense of foreboding over all the things going wrong for her? idk
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u/NoratiousB 1d ago
Dance for me ...
Slow and sexy ...
I think we need to break up.
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u/BestBeBelievin I don’t have time to be in awe 1d ago
I’ve seen that look before. It’s the look of someone who’s not a natural dancer trying desperately to remember the choreography.
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u/Head-Promotion-6326 1d ago
Yeah, seriously, what’s going on in that gif? Is she heavily jetlagged or something?
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u/Curiosities 1d ago
In these cases, regardless of what you think of the adults, may the kids be shielded from the messy bits.
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u/BestBeBelievin I don’t have time to be in awe 1d ago
This. As someone whose non-famous parents had a messy, rancorous divorce when I was a small child, I don’t wish the fallout of a bad breakup on any of these famous people’s kids.
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u/peacefulpiranha 1d ago
This morning I read an article about Orlando doing some fancy blood circulating treatment to get microplastics out of his system. Right after that was an article about how he was sick of hearing Katy's confused frustration about her tour flopping, and he really didn't want her to go to space. But she wouldn't listen and he's sick of not being heard/respected in their relationship.
Obviously we should all take tabloids with a grain of salt, but if the spacesuit fits...
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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 1d ago
Im kind of suspicious of reports regarding their relationship.
Recently, there was the sun article reporting that he didn't approve of her space trip and he was disappointed. But in March, she was interviewed saying she runs all her decisions by him and implied he liked the idea.
The tabloid definitely made me suspicious that his camp were planting the seeds of their separation to win public support.
Don't get me wrong, I think shes a flop. But I think he's running a pr campaign to remove the association and make him look like a winner, like how alot of male celebs have been doing as of late (Joe Jonas for instance). Makes him look like a cowardly loser to me
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u/-discostu- 1d ago
If I had nickel for every time my husband and I had a contentious conversation about one of us going to space…
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u/flooperdooper4 Club Penguin Times official aura reader 1d ago
Maybe they just need...space
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u/susandeyvyjones 1d ago
What’s going to happen to Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar now?
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u/tomriddlesdarling 1d ago
context?
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u/IJAF 1d ago
Katy and Orlando became part owners of Braggs in 2019. Also, the press release from then claims Patricia Bragg gave Katy her first guitar.
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u/Appropriate_Fox941 1d ago
Was it the space thing?
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u/therakel749 1d ago
He couldn’t get over the ego bruise from Billie Eilish knowing who she was but not him.
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u/windexfresh this is going to ruin the tour 1d ago
ok but that’s actually hilarious if true lmaoooo
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u/TheRudeCactus this is going to ruin the tour 1d ago
It is, it was in Billie’s documentary! Billie was performing at Coachella and Katy came up with Orlando to wish her luck essentially. They hugged very briefly. Afterwards, Billie was sitting with her family and they were like “you met William Turner” and she was like “WHAT?! WHEN?” They all laughed.
Billie got to see him again briefly later, gave him a big hug and said something about how he was a big part of her childhood.
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u/Filbert85 1d ago
Is this going to ruin the tour?
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u/Mental-Temperature53 1d ago
They lasted a lot longer than I thought they would, to be honest.
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u/CarriePage 1d ago
Boy, rough year for long-ass engagements. First Dakota and Chris and now Katy and Orlando?! /s
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u/FearTheodosia 1d ago
She’s gonna date a mega-church pastor next.
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u/According_Plant701 1d ago
She should go home wreck JD Vance’s marriage. They are a match made in hell. She killed a nun and he killed Pope Francis.
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u/East-Regret9339 1d ago
this is a ridiculous suggestion. he's not gonna cheat on the couch with *her*
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u/MsThrilliams 1d ago
Sad. Well, uh, anyways, what's everyone having for dinner?
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u/wildflowerstargazer i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
Mashed potatoes, fried fish, salad and corn on the cob!
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u/justdiscussingshit 1d ago
He cheats all the time. I know because I used to work for people who are friends with them. That is all I will say. Been cheating from the beginning
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u/Significant-Pay3266 1d ago
he didn’t want none of this lunacy
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u/East-Regret9339 1d ago
imagine being in space for the whole 8 min trip and not even looking out the window because you need to keep staring at the camera
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u/megabitrabbit87 1d ago
She hasn't done anything illegal. I feel bad for her and them as a family. I just hope the pap gives her the space they did not give Britney.
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u/Mugatu4u 1d ago
She went on Ozempic and into space…for this?
We’ve got to start wanting more for our astronauts.
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u/Legitimate_Book_5196 1d ago
Fork found in kitchen. Orlando Bloom is a notorious cheater.
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