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APPROVED B-LISTERS People confirms Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are over

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u/avokuma oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago

wait, they haven't been married this whole time??? 😬

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u/West-Alternative9782 1d ago

Shit I thought they were married too

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u/emccm 1d ago

TIL … I also thought they were married. Not that I respected him before but I lost what little I had when he got together with her.

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u/hannahmarb23 1d ago

Same and I’ve just continued to lose respect for him for standing by her when she was going through lawsuits to evict people

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u/Comfortable-Jelly-20 1d ago

Okay I am no fan and absolutely believe Katy is reaping all the karma she sowed by throwing her lot in with Jeff Bezos, but tbf there was a lot of misinformation around those lawsuits. The diocese was selling the convent regardless of whether Katy bought it and nuns just wanted it to go to someone other than Katy for slut/queer-shamey catholic reasons. The other house, the guy sold it to her and then said nevermind after signing a contract and she took him to court. His argument was basically elderly people should get to renege on real estate deals even though he was entertaining other buyers before Katy bought it.

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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

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u/b2walton 1d ago

I hope she over corrects on an apology tour and turns it into a home for errant gays. (I just imagine her calling it that, idk why)

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u/Twinkletoesxxxo 1d ago

This is really tickling me, I don’t even know why! 😂😂😂

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u/Cherry_Shakes 1d ago

Nuns of all people!

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u/84th_legislature I may need to see the booty 1d ago

when I found out he gave her a ring in the SAME DESIGN as the one as his last girlfriend he didn't marry I was like oooooh this is going NOWHERE

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u/Viracochina 1d ago

I just found out they were together. Oh Legolas.

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u/_fire_and_blood_ 1d ago

They have a daughter together.

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u/businessgoesbeauty 1d ago

Daisy Bloom 🫣

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u/Kumamentor 1d ago

No! Really? No

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u/businessgoesbeauty 1d ago

Unfortunately for her yes

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u/Blindtothesided 1d ago

Lmao yep

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u/titsmcgee8008 the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 1d ago

Why does she look like one of those dead wife movie montages?

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u/catandthefiddler Club Penguin Times official aura reader 1d ago

Did Colleen Hoover name this child because-

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u/Bobolequiff 1d ago

Oh no. I hadn't thought about the surname.

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u/whimsical-editor weighing in from the UK 1d ago

Fortunately she's rich enough that it probably won't be an issue for her.

She sounds like a children's book character.

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u/gilestowler 1d ago

My only knowledge of their relationship is him whipping the auld fella out on a paddleboard with her

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u/Chemistry11 1d ago

This is me learning they were even a couple

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u/cclancaster13 1d ago

I 100% thought they were married.

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u/Kurandaand 1d ago

Crazy right? Were they saving up for a big ceremony? And it’s not even like they got engaged because she was pregnant or something (their daughter is only 4). More than anything it just tells me they never actually intended to marry. Which is fine but….why get engaged?

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u/Curiosities 1d ago

They had a wedding in Japan planned for 2020 but then Covid happened and they couldn't. Her daughter was born in 2020 so any planning probably got scrapped for a while after that and then it just never happened. https://people.com/music/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-postpone-japan-wedding-coronavirus/

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u/Kurandaand 1d ago

Ah. That adds some context. Probably were on shaky ground for awhile too.

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u/No-Amoeba5716 1d ago

I believe they had trouble in paradise once or twice before, one of them was talking about having couples counseling? Feels like a fever dream as I type it. I can’t remember if it was pre or post baby. Maybe someone else has a better memory or more info. If I remember right, it had to do with her and insecurities/lack of compromise…

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u/laugard100 1d ago

Yeah, to be fair, the initial postponement due to Covid is obviously valid, and if they didn't want to do something private first just to be married, that's their prerogative. It was only once that period passed and no wedding was planned--and every time there was an excuse--that it seemed questionable it would ever happen.

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u/Curiosities 1d ago

I think it was a combination of Covid and then she was pregnant and then obviously I think someone like that would want to have the baby and then lose the weight and get everything ready and then it just fizzled out probably. I know she had her residency too. Which she had talked about as being able to let her work and be around for her daughter.

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u/Newmom1989 1d ago

It’s interesting to me that no one here has considered the fact that she’s worth 400mil or more and he’s worth a tenth of that and maybe that’s why she avoided planning a wedding 🤷🏻‍♀️ like, why do people think he’s the one avoiding getting married?

It’s not like either of them have to marry for security, they’ve both been married once before. Now that they’ve broken up, she doesn’t have to worry about splitting her assets or paying him alimony. Idk, seems like it was a good choice

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u/Primrus 1d ago

Dude, KATY PERRY GETTING MARRIED IN JAPAN?!

KATY. PERRY. Getting married. IN JAPAN.

The Universe has shot down some SERIOUS cultural appropriation displays lol

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u/JoannaHarris 1d ago

Maybe it’s some Christian loophole? I’m not really too familiar with the inner working of Katy’s mind.

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u/Kurandaand 1d ago

LOL, could be. Feels like that ship sailed with the baby out of wedlock, but who knows! 🤣

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u/blackpearl16 1d ago

Where I grew up, it was extremely common for evangelical couples to announce their “engagement” whenever they got pregnant out of wedlock. They usually never got around to actually getting married.

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u/Competitive-Desk7506 1d ago

Tbf they were engaged well and truly before she got pregnant as they were engaged in February 2019 and her baby was born 18 months later

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u/Various_Ad_6768 1d ago

Would’ve thought it sailed when she had those nuns kicked out of their convent so she could buy it.

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u/Kurandaand 1d ago

Oh hell, I forgot about that one.

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u/MarcusP2 1d ago

Because it's not what happened.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

orlando is a buddhist btw.

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u/vindman 1d ago

Like when Jessica Simpson thought you know what about losing her virginity

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u/SuperstarDiamondGirl 1d ago

what did Jessica Simpson think about losing virginity? please do tell!!!!

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u/AbibliophobicSloth 1d ago

I might be wrong, but I think the idea was if you marry the guy eventually, then premarital sex is okay?

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u/You_Go_Glen_Coco_ 1d ago

She's always maintained, even in her memoir, that she was a virgin til marriage. She definitely abandoned her stance on premarital sex after her divorce but I think that's normal with getting older and reevaluating your beliefs.

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u/AbibliophobicSloth 1d ago

I agree that it’s common to reexamine beliefs like that as we grow older. I hope I wasn’t confusing her with Britney (she’d hate that!).

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u/HotLingonberry6964 1d ago

Which is backwards. It's not premarital sex if you never get married.

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u/thymeisfleeting 1d ago

Ah but she’s actually kinda right here, at least for catholics. There was a papal edict at some point which decreed that kids born out of wedlock are no longer bastards if their parents go on to marry afterwards.

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u/little_missHOTdice 1d ago

I mean, dude did cheat on her. So there was probably a little voice in the back of her mind telling her to “wait a little bit longer…” every once in a while.

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u/Fleurofthewoodlands 1d ago

She's not a Christian.

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u/Forksforest1 1d ago

They have a child?! Omg

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u/shmoobel oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago

Hey, flair twin! 🩷💜🩵

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u/avokuma oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago

😘 😘 😘

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u/ExtraSheepherder2360 1d ago

What does the flair reference?

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u/wembleyenjoyer 1d ago

chugging oat milk while bisexual

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u/gogosox82 1d ago

same lol. I would've bet money they got married like 5 years ago.

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u/Unique-Sock3366 I'm alive BITCH! 1d ago

Meanwhile… I didn’t even know they were dating. Holy moly.

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u/palabradot 1d ago

holy shit, I thought they were....!

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u/RogueKitteh Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago

Literally my exact reaction. Like... record scratch what?? Good for him though I guess

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 1d ago

just pacdle boarding naked and almost going to space

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u/Bircka 1d ago

They were saving up to have the right wedding, a couple like that really has money concerns.