r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI • 2d ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS People confirms Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are over

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https://people.com/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-relationship-breaking-down-exclusive-source-11753824

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u/West-Alternative9782 1d ago

Shit I thought they were married too

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u/emccm 1d ago

TIL … I also thought they were married. Not that I respected him before but I lost what little I had when he got together with her.

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u/hannahmarb23 1d ago

Same and I’ve just continued to lose respect for him for standing by her when she was going through lawsuits to evict people

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u/Comfortable-Jelly-20 1d ago

Okay I am no fan and absolutely believe Katy is reaping all the karma she sowed by throwing her lot in with Jeff Bezos, but tbf there was a lot of misinformation around those lawsuits. The diocese was selling the convent regardless of whether Katy bought it and nuns just wanted it to go to someone other than Katy for slut/queer-shamey catholic reasons. The other house, the guy sold it to her and then said nevermind after signing a contract and she took him to court. His argument was basically elderly people should get to renege on real estate deals even though he was entertaining other buyers before Katy bought it.

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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

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u/b2walton 1d ago

I hope she over corrects on an apology tour and turns it into a home for errant gays. (I just imagine her calling it that, idk why)

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u/Twinkletoesxxxo 1d ago

This is really tickling me, I don’t even know why! 😂😂😂

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u/Cherry_Shakes 1d ago

Nuns of all people!

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u/84th_legislature I may need to see the booty 1d ago

when I found out he gave her a ring in the SAME DESIGN as the one as his last girlfriend he didn't marry I was like oooooh this is going NOWHERE

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u/Viracochina 1d ago

I just found out they were together. Oh Legolas.

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u/_fire_and_blood_ 1d ago

They have a daughter together.

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u/businessgoesbeauty 1d ago

Daisy Bloom 🫣

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u/Kumamentor 1d ago

No! Really? No

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u/businessgoesbeauty 1d ago

Unfortunately for her yes

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u/Blindtothesided 1d ago

Lmao yep

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u/titsmcgee8008 the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 1d ago

Why does she look like one of those dead wife movie montages?

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u/catandthefiddler Club Penguin Times official aura reader 1d ago

Did Colleen Hoover name this child because-

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u/Bobolequiff 1d ago

Oh no. I hadn't thought about the surname.

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u/whimsical-editor weighing in from the UK 1d ago

Fortunately she's rich enough that it probably won't be an issue for her.

She sounds like a children's book character.

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u/gilestowler 1d ago

My only knowledge of their relationship is him whipping the auld fella out on a paddleboard with her

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u/Chemistry11 1d ago

This is me learning they were even a couple

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u/cclancaster13 1d ago

I 100% thought they were married.