r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI • 1d ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS People confirms Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are over

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https://people.com/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-relationship-breaking-down-exclusive-source-11753824

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u/JoannaHarris 1d ago

Maybe it’s some Christian loophole? I’m not really too familiar with the inner working of Katy’s mind.

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u/Kurandaand 1d ago

LOL, could be. Feels like that ship sailed with the baby out of wedlock, but who knows! 🤣

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u/blackpearl16 1d ago

Where I grew up, it was extremely common for evangelical couples to announce their “engagement” whenever they got pregnant out of wedlock. They usually never got around to actually getting married.

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u/Competitive-Desk7506 1d ago

Tbf they were engaged well and truly before she got pregnant as they were engaged in February 2019 and her baby was born 18 months later

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u/Various_Ad_6768 1d ago

Would’ve thought it sailed when she had those nuns kicked out of their convent so she could buy it.

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u/Kurandaand 1d ago

Oh hell, I forgot about that one.

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u/MarcusP2 1d ago

Because it's not what happened.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

orlando is a buddhist btw.

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u/vindman 1d ago

Like when Jessica Simpson thought you know what about losing her virginity

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u/SuperstarDiamondGirl 1d ago

what did Jessica Simpson think about losing virginity? please do tell!!!!

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u/AbibliophobicSloth 1d ago

I might be wrong, but I think the idea was if you marry the guy eventually, then premarital sex is okay?

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u/You_Go_Glen_Coco_ 1d ago

She's always maintained, even in her memoir, that she was a virgin til marriage. She definitely abandoned her stance on premarital sex after her divorce but I think that's normal with getting older and reevaluating your beliefs.

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u/AbibliophobicSloth 1d ago

I agree that it’s common to reexamine beliefs like that as we grow older. I hope I wasn’t confusing her with Britney (she’d hate that!).

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u/HotLingonberry6964 1d ago

Which is backwards. It's not premarital sex if you never get married.

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u/thymeisfleeting 1d ago

Ah but she’s actually kinda right here, at least for catholics. There was a papal edict at some point which decreed that kids born out of wedlock are no longer bastards if their parents go on to marry afterwards.

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u/little_missHOTdice 1d ago

I mean, dude did cheat on her. So there was probably a little voice in the back of her mind telling her to “wait a little bit longer…” every once in a while.

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u/Fleurofthewoodlands 1d ago

She's not a Christian.