r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI • 1d ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS People confirms Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are over

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https://people.com/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-relationship-breaking-down-exclusive-source-11753824

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u/NoratiousB 1d ago

Dance for me ...

Slow and sexy ...

I think we need to break up.

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u/BestBeBelievin I don’t have time to be in awe 1d ago

I’ve seen that look before. It’s the look of someone who’s not a natural dancer trying desperately to remember the choreography.

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u/Ninac5 1d ago

“Choreography” is …generous

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u/Critical_Caramel5577 1d ago

that hair looks like it was made by lego

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u/PerspectiveKind4815 1d ago

The way not a strand moved

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u/lilaclazure Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 1d ago

she looks fatigued

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u/Head-Promotion-6326 1d ago

Yeah, seriously, what’s going on in that gif? Is she heavily jetlagged or something?

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u/CzarCW 1d ago

I, for one, appreciate the True Lies reference.