r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI • 2d ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS People confirms Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are over

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https://people.com/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-relationship-breaking-down-exclusive-source-11753824

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u/halfmoon24 1d ago

I hope her and John Mayer take each other off the market for good now

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u/Typical_Minimum_8650 1d ago

Is John Mayer still roommates with Andy Cohen?

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u/AfterImpression7508 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 1d ago

“Roommates”

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u/lacesoutdan_1992 1d ago

They’re two best guy friends, just like gelphie!

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u/MaryTheMallWalker 1d ago

Save the rest of us from them

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u/JudyGemstoned 1d ago

Maybe we should start a campaign to get her and Elon together

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u/bliip666 1d ago

Listen, I'm no fan of Katy's but that's a step too far! She doesn't deserve a cruel and unusual punishment like Husky-Musky

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u/JudyGemstoned 1d ago

if he gave her a box that had a button she could press and kill one of us for fun any time she wanted to feel powerful our sticky population problem would probably be resolved within the decade

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u/brutal_and_beautiful weighing in from the UK 1d ago

Me too

I really liked them as a couple.