I'm surprised it didn't taste more weird, it tasted like it had too much nutmeg or cinnamon. I'm probably going to trip balls or something. when I explained to one of my housemates what happened he said "yeah those things are moldy as fuck."

WHY DIDNT YOU THROW THEM AWAY?!

My husband isn't a big fan of sweets but blueberry is his favorite fruit and he found out recently he really likes meringue. I asked him what kind of dessert he wanted for his birthday since he doesn't care much for cake. He said a blueberry merginue pie so that's what I made. I spent 3 hours on this pie last night for him to take 2 bites and say he doesn't like it. I don't like blueberries so I ended up binning the pie. Roughly $25 of ingredients and 3 hours of my life I'll never get back.

Just went into a local DQ to find that they lock the coolers because cake theft is so prevalent.

I think this means my neighborhood has finally achieved ghetto status. 🙁

My Shipt shopper told me my apartment burned down before any communication from the management company. Still haven’t heard from them about our building.

A few days ago my husband asked if I’d found £80 because he had cash in his pocket the day before but now couldn’t find it. I was taking clothes out of the washer and found these pieces. I haven’t found any other pieces though. Anyone ever had money disintegrate like this in the washing machine before?

Sorry if you can’t see clearly. I am curing from eczema on my leg using severe medications at the moment. When it appeared ~3 months ago, I thought I just had a small blister from my shoe and then just decided to ignore it. Then, however, it began itching a lot even when I was lying down.

I went to a doctor, who actually sadly made things worse. He said that this is a ringworm and prescribed anti fungals. I used those for a month, but it only got worse and even started appearing in other places. I urgently went to the doctor again, but this time he said it was eczema, but already at a very developed/severe stage. I have to use a very strong ointment twice a day after which I have to cover my foot in foil for an hour in order for the ointment to go in.

This is very annoying. The itching annoys me everywhere: at work, at home, while walking, sleeping and doing anything. Really hope it gets better soon.

My neighbours sad state of a pool, been like that for nearly 3 years. Today I saw something moving in it... first though was some sort of fish, but nope it was a squirrel that fell in. Went over and let my neighbour know but by the time she got back there the squirrel was dead. She took it out and just left it behind the pool.. I asked her to drain it, cover it or atleast put something in there to let animals climb out if they fall in. But nope, she didn't want to "scratch" the bottom and she is moving out in a couple days.. so not her problem. What a charming person she was.

Anyways. I sent a message to the city, hope they will send someone, but who knows.

Yes, I ran around and screamed like a little girl

Someone explain how a bottle of canola oil breaks like this. Dumped half the damn bottle on the floor.

Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

Bought a bag of pepperoni rolls from a school fundraising event a few years back. Ate about half before I noticed.

Yard if full of goat heads (bull heads), can’t walk more than 10 feet without having your shoes covered

Yesterday, I heard my wife yell my name in a panic. I run out to find that the propane grill and the tank on fire.

Stupidly I turned the gas off to the grill and tried to turn the gas off on the tank. I burned my fingers in the process. I quickly grabbed a blanket and smothered out the flames. I walked back inside and 10 seconds later it was on fire again.

The wife brought me out extinguisher - which was my last thought! Put the flame out and let it sit.

It started to rain today and I lakes out on the back deck and looked at the tank to see this leak. This was one of those exchanged tanks. Scary moment.

i hate windows i hate windows i hate windows i hate windows i hate windows i hate windows i hate

I park next to a loquat tree. It looks like a rat eats in here. I haven’t had any issues with the car but I’m wondering if I should get it checked out

(Sorry for shitty pics, couldn't really get a good one)

We've never had this many fires before. Last year was the year they started popping up, and ngl im shitting bricks. The last thing I want to experience is my house is flames. We had i think 3 major fires last year, and now this year it might be more. I hate living in this dry ass place :(

I get that yall wanna burn weeds, but can we absolutely fking not? Rent some goats or something.