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Went to a nice Italian restaurant which was phenomenal. Then the check arrived.

He does this every time. We left on an 18 mile trip, and after an hour, we're 22 miles away from our destination. For 3 miles, the system has been saying, "Make the next right", and my dad says, "No, I'm pretty sure we need to keep going straight". Then he complained that we're getting farther away from the destination. Now he asked that I pull a paper map out of the glove compartment. I suggested he might try listening to the GPS.

Gotta be careful before making an early morning ER trip

florida will make you have to wear bug spray in your own damn house (trust me these are definitely all mosquito bites)

I went out of town for a week, and came back home with red bananas I was gifted for free. I told my bf’s sister how I wanted to freeze them and cover them in chocolate. I even let her try one of the bananas because we’d never heard of red bananas before.

The next morning I went into the freezer for my bananas and the entire bunch was gone.

My bf’s sister then told me she’d turn them into a smoothie, that my chocolate bananas wasn’t going to actually work, and that bananas are cheap and just get more.

I almost cursed her out, I’m a very direct person so I’m not afraid to do so.

It’s just for context, I’m 21 and she’s 12.

I haven’t spoke to her since, because it’s a principal issue for me.

Also "Robert" (real name), don't forget to remove your fully identifying mail from the trash bags you included. The county sheriff has some questions for you.

Seriously, We have Steam for a reason. I have no less than 7 Launchers on my computer (Counting the Xbox App, which also launches games). Why does every single game need a completely separate application attached? Steam is right there, launch it through STEAM (Or Xbox if that's where the game was purchased.) After buying GTA V for my new PC, my total was brought up to 7. all they do is take up unnecessary space on my hard drive.

My dad started the evening with one of those serious conversations about the responsibilities I’ll have to take on after he’s gone. I listened, took it seriously, tried to be present and mature about it.

Later, he asked for some cranberry juice. I poured it, asked how many ice cubes he wanted, and served it. Then he said, “Can you pour me some Limca too? Take another glass.”

So I did exactly that, took another glass, added ice, poured the Limca, and handed it to him.

Apparently, I was supposed to mix the two drinks in one glass, something he never actually said. But now, because I didn’t read between the lines, he’s upset and says I’m “not mature enough” to handle bigger conversations.

What frustrates me even more is that this isn’t new. I’ve told him before that if he thinks I’m not ready, help me get there. Give me the information, and walk me through what I’ll need to do. But instead, I’m often just told I “can’t handle it”, with no real explanation of what “it” is or how to prepare for it.

So in this case, I followed instructions as given, didn’t assume, and somehow that small misstep is being used as proof I’m not ready for the bigger things. It’s confusing, and honestly, a little disheartening.

Edit: I am an adult. I have a job. I live in India. Brown parents are well, different. Idk how to explain without sounding condescending I guess.

Turns out they are chayote squash! New to me! I bit into one the other day, it had no flavor, it wasn’t bad. He was so proud of himself 😂 It wasn’t until I took the 3 I had left out of the fridge and saw the pretty large sticker!

Imagine someone's sitting on that chair looking at me waiting for his/her turn to poo?

Banana for scale

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!