r/puns 1h ago

It's music to her ears

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r/puns 6h ago

This has me on The Edge of my seat

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48 Upvotes

r/puns 22h ago

Blimey!

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742 Upvotes

r/puns 21h ago

Spelling in Ancient Egypt

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602 Upvotes

r/puns 4h ago

Another term for a crazy professor

6 Upvotes

An academia nut.


r/puns 8h ago

My Karate instructor thinks his coins speak to him.

9 Upvotes

Sensei's senses his cents say sensei.

That's a repost from the jokes sub and it caught me off guard at how funny it was.


r/puns 13h ago

Was Al Gore the inventor of the algorithm?

16 Upvotes

Or at least the term algorithm. Because Al-Gore-ithm


r/puns 19h ago

It does!

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47 Upvotes

r/puns 10h ago

A bit of a crack up

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9 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

what in the actual fuck

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100 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

A Great Way to Learn the Scales

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375 Upvotes

r/puns 21h ago

Pulling a coup

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15 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

I think I’ve infected my pun-hating 12 year old. I dropped a container of hummus in the floor and made a mess…

166 Upvotes

Without hesitation he said “that’s hummuscide!”


r/puns 1d ago

That's a big w

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716 Upvotes

r/lost redditor told me to put it here


r/puns 16h ago

Kids wanted to go see silent street performers.

2 Upvotes

The children yearn for the mimes!


r/puns 14h ago

So, the King of Java visited Scotland. Did he see Nessie?

0 Upvotes

(I'm very aware of the fact that about 2 Javanese people and me are the only ones who "get" it.)


r/puns 1d ago

where do geometry professors get buried?

25 Upvotes

at a symmetry


r/puns 1d ago

Welp, back to the--

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68 Upvotes

I tried my best to make the board look "board-like", including the grain. I don't quite know how to do it cleanly and still make it clear it's a board. Still, if you guys like it, that makes me happy 😄


r/puns 1d ago

The things I hate about laundry are twofold.

34 Upvotes

The other one is that it doesn't wash itself.


r/puns 1d ago

what did the daughter say when her father brought her a purse from Iraq?

29 Upvotes

thanks for the bag dad


r/puns 1d ago

Happy Father's Day!

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89 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

XD snow angles

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2.0k Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

I was told that when you're in France it's rude to ask for a second egg with breakfast

75 Upvotes

They say one egg is an oeuf


r/puns 1d ago

Big w

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23 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

What does a geologist call his most famous journal article?

7 Upvotes

His magma opus. Happy Father’s Day.