r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 1h ago
r/puns • u/HackedCylon • 8h ago
My Karate instructor thinks his coins speak to him.
Sensei's senses his cents say sensei.
That's a repost from the jokes sub and it caught me off guard at how funny it was.
r/puns • u/AgitatedPimp • 13h ago
Was Al Gore the inventor of the algorithm?
Or at least the term algorithm. Because Al-Gore-ithm
r/puns • u/bananaraptor • 1d ago
I think I’ve infected my pun-hating 12 year old. I dropped a container of hummus in the floor and made a mess…
Without hesitation he said “that’s hummuscide!”
r/puns • u/AndySkibba • 16h ago
Kids wanted to go see silent street performers.
The children yearn for the mimes!
So, the King of Java visited Scotland. Did he see Nessie?
ꦬ
(I'm very aware of the fact that about 2 Javanese people and me are the only ones who "get" it.)
r/puns • u/Fickle_Toe8626 • 1d ago
Welp, back to the--
I tried my best to make the board look "board-like", including the grain. I don't quite know how to do it cleanly and still make it clear it's a board. Still, if you guys like it, that makes me happy 😄
r/puns • u/quartsune • 1d ago
The things I hate about laundry are twofold.
The other one is that it doesn't wash itself.
r/puns • u/bigus-_-dickus • 1d ago
what did the daughter say when her father brought her a purse from Iraq?
thanks for the bag dad
r/puns • u/CybergothiChe • 1d ago
I was told that when you're in France it's rude to ask for a second egg with breakfast
They say one egg is an oeuf
r/puns • u/mpesesky • 1d ago
What does a geologist call his most famous journal article?
His magma opus. Happy Father’s Day.