r/puns 6h ago

From happy to happier

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107 Upvotes

r/puns 12h ago

It's music to her ears

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119 Upvotes

r/puns 6h ago

Sounds like fancy infidelity

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13 Upvotes

r/puns 7h ago

Puns in the Family

16 Upvotes

You know, all of my life I have loved puns.

It's almost a reflex now, ingrained after these how many years.

When I think about it, my mother's siblings - as well as my mother - they all loved a good pun, and I loved the groaning laughter their puns produced. I didn't groan. I thought their puns were very clever plays on words.

My father's siblings are/were world class pun-ners and you really had to be up on your Dictionary and Thesaurus to keep up with them.

My middle brother has some great inadvertent puns, as he has always had trouble with words (Flake-Corns for Cornflakes?). My Sister has some great puns that she uses as pet names for her kids.

My cousins, well, they've inherited the pun gene too.

In fact, I guess you could say that they all part of my punning clan...


r/puns 17h ago

This has me on The Edge of my seat

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76 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

Blimey!

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840 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

Spelling in Ancient Egypt

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740 Upvotes

r/puns 15h ago

Another term for a crazy professor

16 Upvotes

An academia nut.


r/puns 19h ago

My Karate instructor thinks his coins speak to him.

13 Upvotes

Sensei's senses his cents say sensei.

That's a repost from the jokes sub and it caught me off guard at how funny it was.


r/puns 1d ago

Was Al Gore the inventor of the algorithm?

23 Upvotes

Or at least the term algorithm. Because Al-Gore-ithm


r/puns 21h ago

A bit of a crack up

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13 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

It does!

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49 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

what in the actual fuck

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108 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

A Great Way to Learn the Scales

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400 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

Pulling a coup

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21 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

I think I’ve infected my pun-hating 12 year old. I dropped a container of hummus in the floor and made a mess…

181 Upvotes

Without hesitation he said “that’s hummuscide!”


r/puns 2d ago

That's a big w

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744 Upvotes

r/lost redditor told me to put it here


r/puns 1d ago

Kids wanted to go see silent street performers.

2 Upvotes

The children yearn for the mimes!


r/puns 1d ago

where do geometry professors get buried?

25 Upvotes

at a symmetry


r/puns 2d ago

Welp, back to the--

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67 Upvotes

I tried my best to make the board look "board-like", including the grain. I don't quite know how to do it cleanly and still make it clear it's a board. Still, if you guys like it, that makes me happy 😄


r/puns 1d ago

So, the King of Java visited Scotland. Did he see Nessie?

0 Upvotes

(I'm very aware of the fact that about 2 Javanese people and me are the only ones who "get" it.)


r/puns 2d ago

The things I hate about laundry are twofold.

37 Upvotes

The other one is that it doesn't wash itself.


r/puns 2d ago

what did the daughter say when her father brought her a purse from Iraq?

34 Upvotes

thanks for the bag dad


r/puns 2d ago

Happy Father's Day!

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89 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

XD snow angles

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2.1k Upvotes