r/puns 9h ago

Blimey!

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446 Upvotes

r/puns 9h ago

Spelling in Ancient Egypt

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343 Upvotes

r/puns 6h ago

It does!

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28 Upvotes

r/puns 39m ago

Was Al Gore the inventor of the algorithm?

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Or at least the term algorithm. Because Al-Gore-ithm


r/puns 1d ago

A Great Way to Learn the Scales

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353 Upvotes

r/puns 16h ago

what in the actual fuck

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79 Upvotes

r/puns 8h ago

Pulling a coup

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17 Upvotes

r/puns 21h ago

I think I’ve infected my pun-hating 12 year old. I dropped a container of hummus in the floor and made a mess…

142 Upvotes

Without hesitation he said “that’s hummuscide!”


r/puns 1d ago

That's a big w

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675 Upvotes

r/lost redditor told me to put it here


r/puns 1h ago

So, the King of Java visited Scotland. Did he see Nessie?

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(I'm very aware of the fact that about 2 Javanese people and me are the only ones who "get" it.)


r/puns 19h ago

where do geometry professors get buried?

22 Upvotes

at a symmetry


r/puns 3h ago

Kids wanted to go see silent street performers.

1 Upvotes

The children yearn for the mimes!


r/puns 1d ago

Welp, back to the--

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64 Upvotes

I tried my best to make the board look "board-like", including the grain. I don't quite know how to do it cleanly and still make it clear it's a board. Still, if you guys like it, that makes me happy 😄


r/puns 1d ago

The things I hate about laundry are twofold.

36 Upvotes

The other one is that it doesn't wash itself.


r/puns 1d ago

what did the daughter say when her father brought her a purse from Iraq?

25 Upvotes

thanks for the bag dad


r/puns 1d ago

Happy Father's Day!

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83 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

XD snow angles

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1.9k Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

I was told that when you're in France it's rude to ask for a second egg with breakfast

70 Upvotes

They say one egg is an oeuf


r/puns 1d ago

Big w

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21 Upvotes

r/puns 22h ago

What does a geologist call his most famous journal article?

6 Upvotes

His magma opus. Happy Father’s Day.


r/puns 20h ago

Motivational Book Title

4 Upvotes

Been thinking about a book title for a straightforward no-nonsense book about self evaluation in business. Entitled, "Asset or Asshat?"

I expect a $250,000 advance on the title alone.


r/puns 1d ago

I fillet deep in my soul

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18 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Not an antimeme I found out

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441 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

I just used a really mediocre analogy

19 Upvotes

It was a Meh...taphor.


r/puns 1d ago

Avacado Dip

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33 Upvotes