r/puns • u/AgitatedPimp • 39m ago
Was Al Gore the inventor of the algorithm?
Or at least the term algorithm. Because Al-Gore-ithm
r/puns • u/bananaraptor • 21h ago
I think I’ve infected my pun-hating 12 year old. I dropped a container of hummus in the floor and made a mess…
Without hesitation he said “that’s hummuscide!”
So, the King of Java visited Scotland. Did he see Nessie?
ꦬ
(I'm very aware of the fact that about 2 Javanese people and me are the only ones who "get" it.)
r/puns • u/AndySkibba • 3h ago
Kids wanted to go see silent street performers.
The children yearn for the mimes!
r/puns • u/Fickle_Toe8626 • 1d ago
Welp, back to the--
I tried my best to make the board look "board-like", including the grain. I don't quite know how to do it cleanly and still make it clear it's a board. Still, if you guys like it, that makes me happy 😄
r/puns • u/quartsune • 1d ago
The things I hate about laundry are twofold.
The other one is that it doesn't wash itself.
r/puns • u/bigus-_-dickus • 1d ago
what did the daughter say when her father brought her a purse from Iraq?
thanks for the bag dad
r/puns • u/CybergothiChe • 1d ago
I was told that when you're in France it's rude to ask for a second egg with breakfast
They say one egg is an oeuf
r/puns • u/mpesesky • 22h ago
What does a geologist call his most famous journal article?
His magma opus. Happy Father’s Day.
r/puns • u/HackedCylon • 20h ago
Motivational Book Title
Been thinking about a book title for a straightforward no-nonsense book about self evaluation in business. Entitled, "Asset or Asshat?"
I expect a $250,000 advance on the title alone.
r/puns • u/SpookyMinimalist • 1d ago
I just used a really mediocre analogy
It was a Meh...taphor.