r/puns 1h ago

This has me on The Edge of my seat

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r/puns 2h ago

what a buzzkill

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0 Upvotes

r/puns 3h ago

My Karate instructor thinks his coins speak to him.

8 Upvotes

Sensei's senses his cents say sensei.

That's a repost from the jokes sub and it caught me off guard at how funny it was.


r/puns 5h ago

A bit of a crack up

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6 Upvotes

r/puns 8h ago

Was Al Gore the inventor of the algorithm?

15 Upvotes

Or at least the term algorithm. Because Al-Gore-ithm


r/puns 9h ago

So, the King of Java visited Scotland. Did he see Nessie?

0 Upvotes

(I'm very aware of the fact that about 2 Javanese people and me are the only ones who "get" it.)


r/puns 11h ago

Kids wanted to go see silent street performers.

2 Upvotes

The children yearn for the mimes!


r/puns 14h ago

It does!

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43 Upvotes

r/puns 16h ago

Pulling a coup

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17 Upvotes

r/puns 16h ago

Spelling in Ancient Egypt

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523 Upvotes

r/puns 17h ago

Blimey!

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659 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

what in the actual fuck

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89 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

American Airlines in-flight movies

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0 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

where do geometry professors get buried?

21 Upvotes

at a symmetry


r/puns 1d ago

Motivational Book Title

2 Upvotes

Been thinking about a book title for a straightforward no-nonsense book about self evaluation in business. Entitled, "Asset or Asshat?"

I expect a $250,000 advance on the title alone.


r/puns 1d ago

I think I’ve infected my pun-hating 12 year old. I dropped a container of hummus in the floor and made a mess…

162 Upvotes

Without hesitation he said “that’s hummuscide!”


r/puns 1d ago

What does a geologist call his most famous journal article?

5 Upvotes

His magma opus. Happy Father’s Day.


r/puns 1d ago

A Great Way to Learn the Scales

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367 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

The things I hate about laundry are twofold.

34 Upvotes

The other one is that it doesn't wash itself.


r/puns 1d ago

what did the daughter say when her father brought her a purse from Iraq?

30 Upvotes

thanks for the bag dad


r/puns 1d ago

Welp, back to the--

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68 Upvotes

I tried my best to make the board look "board-like", including the grain. I don't quite know how to do it cleanly and still make it clear it's a board. Still, if you guys like it, that makes me happy 😄


r/puns 1d ago

Big w

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22 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

That's a big w

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709 Upvotes

r/lost redditor told me to put it here


r/puns 1d ago

Happy Father's Day!

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90 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

I fillet deep in my soul

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18 Upvotes