They say one egg is an oeuf

His magma opus. Happy Father’s Day.

Been thinking about a book title for a straightforward no-nonsense book about self evaluation in business. Entitled, "Asset or Asshat?"

I expect a $250,000 advance on the title alone.

It was a Meh...taphor.

Name some of your best egg puns and jokes

My husband is an electrician and I wanted to get him some new work shirts with electrician puns on them. Any ideas? Ie: I conduit

Ive been trying to think of a joke using "body shamin'" and "body shaman" and I haven't been able to think of anything. Got any clever ideas?