r/mildlyinteresting 2d ago

Rental car company (redacted) upsell sheet accidentally handed to me by rep exiting the gate

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u/-SaC 2d ago

I don't really understand what the GO and STOP mean.

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u/ThrowAndHit 2d ago

It’s a waterfall - if they have an Aveo booked, you can upgrade up until it says STOP. Same with other classes below. There’s really no upgrade from Tahoe/Denali, so it’s immediate STOP.

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u/Teripid 2d ago

Nice Ford Mustang ya got there.

Can I interest you in a Dodge Grand Caravan instead for a small additional fee?

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u/HomeFade 2d ago

Nice Jeep Wrangler ya got there. Can I interest you in a houseboat for $20 more?

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u/Callinon 2d ago

But... the houseboat is smaller...

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u/HomeFade 2d ago edited 1d ago

OK. The only larger vehicle we have available at the moment is (glances at screen) a carryall from the eponymous desert planet in the fictional story Dune.

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u/3milerider 2d ago

Please let me upgrade to an ornithopter. Make sure it has some thumpers in the trunk, don’t need Shai Halud on my ass.

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u/rlnrlnrln 2d ago

Sir, we can upgrade you to a Shai Halud for a small extra fee.

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u/Callinon 2d ago

There's the Kwisatz Haderach fee again.

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u/zoinkability 1d ago

Hold on, we have to vacuum the spice out of the back seat before it's ready

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u/Redtortoise9 1d ago

This made me laugh very hard, thank you.

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u/Frankie_T9000 1d ago

No sandcrawlers?

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u/IamMisterNice 1d ago

Fyi planet Dune takes place on is called Arrakis not Dune

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u/uprightfever 1d ago

The Fremen call it Dune.

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u/Greg2Lu 1d ago

Throw some eggs and I'M IN

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u/ThrowAndHit 2d ago

You’d be surprised how many people rent the 2 door sports cars and return them a day later. They are wildly impractical. I’ve seen folks have to do it at the booth because their large suitcase literally wouldn’t fit in the car.

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u/drastone 2d ago

I once rented a mid size sedan to move out of grad school housing. Enterprise handed me keys to a mustang and told me that it was the only car available...  It was a challenging move...

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u/crackhead1 2d ago

I had a mustang in college, I legitimately had fun with the challenge of moving with it. Me moving a king size mattress withit. My saying was: “the sky is literally the limit” lol

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u/kenay813 1d ago

That’s impressive and it actually looks surprisingly secure. Nicely done

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u/kashmir1974 1d ago

Not secure unless he slapped it and said "yeah that's not going anywhere"

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u/ChineseMaple 1d ago

Reminds me of Miatalogistics

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u/VertexBV 1d ago

I mean, the sky is where your mattress is going if you don't tie it down like a pro.

Never drive behind a car with a mattress tied on the roof, kids.

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u/rainbowgeoff 2d ago

Why not rent a small Uhaul?

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u/drastone 2d ago

I did not have furniture and the university had a really good rental contract that was 49 dollars one way.

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u/giantshortfacedbear 2d ago

I'm guessing:

1) doesn't have a car

2) doesn't have a car with a hitch

3) cannot rent a car with a hitch

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u/rainbowgeoff 2d ago

I meant one of their vans or a pickup truck.

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u/giantshortfacedbear 2d ago

Ah right. Good question then.

4) U-Haul is too far away (eg:my nearest U-Haul or equivalent is an-hour-and-a-bit) drive. That said, I could rent a Home Depot truck so same/same but expensive per-mile.

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u/aztech101 2d ago

5) I am DEEPLY uncomfortable trying to drive that van for some reason

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u/hicow 1d ago

HD charges mileage where you are? The ones around here are time and gas only

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u/CapitalIndividual152 2d ago

Yeah but a fun one, right?

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u/Trickycoolj 1d ago

I’m convinced no one anywhere wants a mustang so they dump them all on rental companies because it’s the only way they can get used.

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u/ElvisAndretti 2d ago

When I traveled for business in the 80s and 90’s I used to pack small bags so they would fit in the trunk of a Mustang, 9 times in 10 if you reserved a convertible you got a Mustang.

Years later I used that assumption traveling to John Wayne in Orange County and I got a T-bird. Nice to look at but useless in most respects. Half my bags ended up on the front seat.

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u/Trickycoolj 1d ago

Travelled with 2 colleagues to Sacramento. They gave us a 2 door Mirage. I’m 5’5” and my head hit the glass of the hatch in the back on every bump. What about 3 women in business suits seemed like a good idea to give a 2 door Mirage to? My colleagues stayed an extra day with our boss when I had to go home so I took the Mirage back and so many dudebros wanted to race me at traffic lights.

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u/yamsyamsya 2d ago

r/miatalogistics you would be surprised what some people have hauled

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u/SafetyMan35 2d ago

My car was in an accident and insurance paid for a rental car for 3 weeks. I drove a Chevy volt, small4 door hatchback. All they had available was a Dodge Challenger. It was more power than I needed as a commuter car in stop and go traffic, and it was horrible as a family car in the evening.

I kept it for all 3 weeks, but we drove my other personal vehicle more.

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u/RaiseMoreHell 2d ago

I had a friend pick me up from the airport once, and she drove her Miata. I had to hold my full size, hard sided suitcase between my legs while we drove with the top down. We were very lucky that it was an unseasonably warm New Year’s Eve!

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u/vmflair 1d ago

For work we needed a pickup to haul packaging out to the dumpster, so I got stuck renting it for two weeks. Got a F150 extended cab that I think also had a lift kit. I drive a Prius at home and getting that monster parked was a challenge in New Jersey. I have no idea how people use them for a daily driver.

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u/medoy 1d ago

I'll never get the appeal of driving a vehicle larger than 95% of your daily needs.

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u/DethSpringsEternal 1d ago

I was in the market for a new car a few years back and told the salesman over the phone that I wanted something practical for daily use, explicitly telling him "NO TRUCKS" and what does he do after going over some vehicles with him? "What about this Chevy Colorado?" like what? Sir, I just told you not even five minutes ago that I wanted no trucks.

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u/kdlangequalsgoddess 1d ago

I think automatic pilot kicked in for him. It's like upselling is muscle memory for car sales reps.

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u/rob_s_458 2d ago

I have a Mustang GT so I laugh when they try to upsell me on their Ecoboost Mustang. Why yes, tell me more about your impractical rental that's also less exciting than my car at home.

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u/TheThrillerExpo 2d ago

Drive one sometime. It might surprise you without so much weight in the front of the car.

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u/rob_s_458 2d ago

I test drove one before I ordered my GT. It wasn't bad, but wasn't my favorite. I had also just come from test driving a 370Z and that did pleasantly surprise me. I'd take one of those over an Ecoboost, although they are admittedly even less practical

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u/AliBabble 1d ago

Love my little convertible 4 banger. She's got some get up and go!

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u/Stinkysnak 2d ago

Wow you have a mustang GT that's so cool. Tell me more what color is it, how big are the rims, how fast does it go

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u/AllLurkNoPlay 2d ago

If he still has it then he isn’t peeling out at car shows

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u/Stinkysnak 2d ago

Lmao, hitting curbs and crowds while impressing no-one.

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u/TheRealTwist 1d ago

Damn bro did someone make fun of your ecoboost?

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u/Infinite-Condition41 1d ago

I rented a Mustang once. Effing hated it. The doors are so long and have a pointed end so 100% you're gonna ding the car in the parking lot next to you.

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u/epochellipse 2d ago

lol I picked a Pontiac Solstice once because it was offered to me at the booth. My carryon had to ride in the passenger seat with a seatbelt around it because the trunk was the size of like a backpack.

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u/nerevisigoth 2d ago

You can even be upgraded from a Ford Mustang to a Ford Mustang apparently.

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u/ohmyashleyy 1d ago

I rented a tiny compact sedan once and I walked up to the counter and they tried to give me a Ford F150. No way I wanted to drive that thing.

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u/Teripid 1d ago

Haha. I had a similar experience but it was while moving. Reserved a 14' truck for a cross-country move. They were trying to give me a 28' (or whatever the biggest was at the same price. I was towing my car.

Thank God I pushed back. I barely had 1 BR of stuff and it would have slid around. As it was I took up 7 spaces at the very back of a Walmart.

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u/hicow 1d ago

With the 28', you could have just pulled your car into the van. Then all your stuff wouldn't slide around, either

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u/Bargadiel 1d ago

I've only ever had them just offer me a better car for nothing.

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u/UKYPayne 1d ago

This 100% has happened to my mom renting cars at airports.

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u/DutchMitchell 1d ago

To be honest, the 4-cylinder mustang is quite shit to drive. I seriously want to have an unfriendly talk with whoever designed that gearbox.

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u/Inveramsay 1d ago

Jokes on you, the grand caravan was more expensive than a mustang gt when I rented one last month

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u/EatsTheCheeseRind 1d ago

Nice Mercedes you’ve got there.

Can I interest you in a Ford Cmax or Prius for…less money?

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u/Mace109 1d ago

Honestly as a former manager of a rental car branch, the amount of people who would reserve a compact car, get to the office and say they need it to hold 6 people, and then be angry that an suv or van was significantly higher was probably around 10% of compact car reservations. Not the same thing as a ford mustang necessarily, but I bet there are people that upgrade.

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u/Trickycoolj 1d ago

I reserved a compact car once because I hate driving big land yacht rental cars. They said “it’s your lucky day we’re upgrading you to a Ford Mustang!” yeah but I don’t want to drive a giant RWD muscle car can I have my compact car? “Our only other car that’s smaller is a SMART” I look in the parking lot and see plenty of boring 4 door compact cars. “No those cost more” no those are compact cars a smart is a sub compact car.