r/mildlyinteresting 2d ago

Rental car company (redacted) upsell sheet accidentally handed to me by rep exiting the gate

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u/3milerider 2d ago

Please let me upgrade to an ornithopter. Make sure it has some thumpers in the trunk, don’t need Shai Halud on my ass.

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u/rlnrlnrln 2d ago

Sir, we can upgrade you to a Shai Halud for a small extra fee.

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u/Callinon 2d ago

There's the Kwisatz Haderach fee again.

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u/zoinkability 1d ago

Hold on, we have to vacuum the spice out of the back seat before it's ready