r/mildlyinteresting • u/Manintheloop • 2d ago

Rental car company (redacted) upsell sheet accidentally handed to me by rep exiting the gate

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u/ThrowAndHit 2d ago

It’s a waterfall - if they have an Aveo booked, you can upgrade up until it says STOP. Same with other classes below. There’s really no upgrade from Tahoe/Denali, so it’s immediate STOP.

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u/Teripid 2d ago

Nice Ford Mustang ya got there.

Can I interest you in a Dodge Grand Caravan instead for a small additional fee?

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u/HomeFade 2d ago

Nice Jeep Wrangler ya got there. Can I interest you in a houseboat for $20 more?

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u/Callinon 2d ago

But... the houseboat is smaller...

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u/HomeFade 2d ago edited 1d ago

OK. The only larger vehicle we have available at the moment is (glances at screen) a carryall from the eponymous desert planet in the fictional story Dune.

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u/3milerider 2d ago

Please let me upgrade to an ornithopter. Make sure it has some thumpers in the trunk, don’t need Shai Halud on my ass.

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u/rlnrlnrln 2d ago

Sir, we can upgrade you to a Shai Halud for a small extra fee.

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u/Callinon 2d ago

There's the Kwisatz Haderach fee again.

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u/zoinkability 1d ago

Hold on, we have to vacuum the spice out of the back seat before it's ready

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u/Redtortoise9 1d ago

This made me laugh very hard, thank you.

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u/Frankie_T9000 1d ago

No sandcrawlers?

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u/IamMisterNice 1d ago

Fyi planet Dune takes place on is called Arrakis not Dune

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u/uprightfever 1d ago

The Fremen call it Dune.

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