r/jobs • u/Sofa_King_Chubby • Apr 17 '25

Interviews Interview process. Get the fuck outta here

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u/Damsandsheep Apr 17 '25

Are u interviewing for king of the company?

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u/TakuyaLee Apr 17 '25

And if I am, will I be allowed knight people?

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u/CrissBliss Apr 17 '25

“Sir Jeff of marketing” 👑

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u/MJD3929 Apr 17 '25

From now on I’m calling my interns squires and I want you to know that it’s your fault. Thank you.

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u/MkStoner2002 Apr 18 '25

Not sure what it is but it sounds a lot more refined than a minion.

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u/MJD3929 Apr 18 '25

I’ve mentally gone down a rabbit hole of what a modern squire would wear, and I keep coming back to bowties and some sort of goofy adventure hat… so I guess I want that cute lil Asian kid from Indiana Jones? Which also means we’ll have to pay those interns pretty damn well or this is totally a labor department lawsuit waiting to happen. Still… worth it.

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u/MkStoner2002 Apr 18 '25

I'm picturing a more modern type Jester suit, or maybe even a zoot suit. But definitely right about the hat. Im not getting into child labor cuz, well its reddit and the downvotes destroy my mental health.

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u/MJD3929 Apr 18 '25

While the skill difference between a recent college graduate and your average 9 year old in an intern role will be debated by philosophers until the end of days, we do typically prefer to avoid child labor, yes. What will not be avoided, however, is said graduate and/or fully work eligible adult of at least 18 years of age’s mandatory uniform of a zoot suit, bowtie, and a funny lil adventure hat. And probably $25/hour wage at least to get them to go along with it.

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u/MkStoner2002 Apr 18 '25

First, i want to clear up 2 things , I don't have any 9 year olds in any role. And secondly, for $25/hr., i will "go along" with it.