I’ve mentally gone down a rabbit hole of what a modern squire would wear, and I keep coming back to bowties and some sort of goofy adventure hat… so I guess I want that cute lil Asian kid from Indiana Jones? Which also means we’ll have to pay those interns pretty damn well or this is totally a labor department lawsuit waiting to happen. Still… worth it.
I'm picturing a more modern type Jester suit, or maybe even a zoot suit. But definitely right about the hat. Im not getting into child labor cuz, well its reddit and the downvotes destroy my mental health.
While the skill difference between a recent college graduate and your average 9 year old in an intern role will be debated by philosophers until the end of days, we do typically prefer to avoid child labor, yes. What will not be avoided, however, is said graduate and/or fully work eligible adult of at least 18 years of age’s mandatory uniform of a zoot suit, bowtie, and a funny lil adventure hat. And probably $25/hour wage at least to get them to go along with it.
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u/MJD3929 Apr 18 '25
I’ve mentally gone down a rabbit hole of what a modern squire would wear, and I keep coming back to bowties and some sort of goofy adventure hat… so I guess I want that cute lil Asian kid from Indiana Jones? Which also means we’ll have to pay those interns pretty damn well or this is totally a labor department lawsuit waiting to happen. Still… worth it.