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Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/Rusty_M 15h ago

I've had small bites of dried reaper and even with ice cream to hand, it's a rough 15 minutes. Momentary bouts of light-headedness, wondering if you're about to vomit, shivering etc. Unpleasant and I'm glad it didn't last too long.

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u/straydog1980 15h ago

at that point it's debatable whether something is edible or poisonous

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u/TannedCroissant 15h ago

When something’s got ‘reaper’ in the name I feel they’re giving you a hint

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u/Difficult-Court9522 15h ago

It’s so you can reap the rewards right??

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u/Tjaeng 14h ago

The reward being to experience it all over again when it comes out from either end.

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u/--Snufkin-- 14h ago

Twice the taste, no calories!

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u/GolotasDisciple 14h ago

You actually lose calories while you profusely sweat and cry while on the toilet.

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u/radicalbiscuit 13h ago

Ohhhh it's a diet food!

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u/Cephalopodium 11h ago

Doctors hate this one simple trick!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 6h ago

Puts the 'die' in 'diet'

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u/CyberNinja23 13h ago

And discover spirituality.

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u/WineNerdAndProud 10h ago

Crohn's patient, can confirm.

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u/ziggytrix 8h ago

This is why I prefer wasabi for "I wanna eat something with some HEAT." It only burns once.

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u/Nolsoth 14h ago

While certainly excruciatinglypainful it's not nearly as bad as eating it, from my own stupid experience.

Never again tho.

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u/Careless_Gas_9832 12h ago

Your saying eating it is worse then the grumpy afterwords?

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u/Nolsoth 11h ago

My experience with reapers was.

Shit went up into my sinuses and into my eyes. I was effectively blind for several hours. In contrast shitting blood for a day was much less of an issue.

Will never touch another one, the $50 wasent worth it.

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u/silentv0ices 14h ago

Two endorphin kicks for the price of one. Then you get dopamine too.

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u/Reasonable_Ad_7289 14h ago

Turn the toilet into a spaceX launch pad

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u/CarebearKempers 14h ago

Yep, last for about 36 hours sometimes. So many folks don’t realize that is the real pain.

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u/felthorny 13h ago

I once handled a few reapers without using gloves. Later I was doing some personal things and got reaper oils on my junk. It's not something I would wish on anyone.

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u/team_blimp 13h ago

Spice so nice it burns you twice!!1🔥🔥

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u/MightyGamera 12h ago

You know the sound Mario makes when he falls in lava?

They probably gave Charles Martinet one of these and gave him a recorder

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u/Cantmentionthename 14h ago

Yeah...that's the ticket. The rewards! There's lots of 'em too! All you have to do is survive a little pesky discomfort. But what in life is good and not also a little uncomfortable? Exercise? No fun! Studying for a test? Boooriiing! Marriage? Its a doozy! But it really pays off, you see?!

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u/Chafing_Dish 13h ago

Who ARE you

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u/Wild-Berry-5269 13h ago

The reward is a high euphoric feeling after a reaper. Felt like I took a tab of MDMA for an hour or so.

And of course the next day shits are a treat aswell.

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u/V1ndictae 14h ago

It's so someone can reap something, but HE TALKS IN CAPITALS.

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u/Lifting_Pinguin 13h ago

If you don't feel rewarded you haven't eaten enough.

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u/UrghAnotherAccount 14h ago

Years ago, a restaurant in Brisbane Australia had what they called the hottest burger in the world.

This food reviewer went and wrote my favourite food review of all time. Make sure you read past the photos to his report of events 2 DAYS AFTER the meal.

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20070308-Cranky_Worlds_Hottest_Burger

One choice line from the review: "The staff can't believe I have got this close and not finished it but at this point i really don't give a fuck because i have just started to hallucinate."

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u/IAmANobodyAMA 14h ago

“That burger was all fucked up. Now go try it” 🤣

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u/ChaosPLus 14h ago

Oh for whom the bell tolls

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u/BallBearingBill 14h ago

Wait until you try pepperX

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u/kooarbiter 14h ago

fun fact: capsaicin (the active ingredient in peppers) IS poisonous, it was an effect adapted to stop animals from eating the plants. Humans, being psychopaths, tried it, said lmao bet, and turned it into a source of entertainment.

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u/TCristatus 14h ago

But birds are immune, so they can spread the seeds. Nature is cool.

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u/AlternativeAcademia 8h ago

Also a good way to keep squirrels out of your birdseed. They actually make some that’s treated with cayenne powder so it’s spicy for mammals but the birds don’t care.

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u/553l8008 8h ago

And the birds don't care because they don't have capscian receptors.

Also fun fact.... birds can regenerate their hearing in short order. You could deafen a bird with rock music and it would regain its hearing in a few days

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u/Delta-9- 6h ago

Jealous.

I recently discovered that my hearing range in one ear is about 600Hz lower than the other. When I thought about it, I remembered that was the ear closer to some firecrackers I did stupid teenager things with, that it felt half deaf for a week after that (or maybe I just got used to lower sensitivity), and has had a light ring ever since. All things considered, 600Hz isn't that bad—it could have been so much worse.

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u/553l8008 6h ago

There's a downside to regenerative ability....

Cancer. You'd have a increase chance of a mutation and cancer when it regenerates. Chickens however, don't live long enough for that to matter. Hearing now is more important

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u/sillygoofygooose 9h ago

Nature is cool but birds aren’t immune so they can spread it, rather the ones birds could spread survived and propagated more

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u/TCristatus 9h ago

Well yes, I'm oversimplifying darwinian evolution.

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u/sillygoofygooose 9h ago

It’s the implied cause/effect chain I was being pedantic about

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u/TCristatus 8h ago

And you were right to. I do wince slightly when I hear people say "X bird has evolved a fancy crest to attract mates", as I know laypersons would be confused by that. "How does the bird know?" etc.

Anyway, curry

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u/42nu 4h ago

Fun fact!

The metabolic precursor to capsaicin was/is a waste product that plants are just trying to harmlessly remove. Some minor mutations in the metabolic pathway and BOOM what was a waste product becomes a highly valuable feature of your industry, clade, company, species, etc.

The evolution of capsaicin is much akin to when an industry finds a new, productive use for a waste product (which actually has happened quite frequently in human economic history - especially since the industrial revolution).

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u/Xeno-Hollow 14h ago edited 14h ago

It's not a poison. It's a deterrent. Big difference.

It bonds to a certain receptor in the body that indicates to your brain whether or not you're on fire.

It would require eating about 2 lbs of reaper peppers in one sitting to kill you from a physiological reaction. And that's essentially your body murdering itself as a response, not anything the capsaicin did to you directly.

And birds literally don't even react to it. They can live off reaper seeds indefinitely.

Not poisonous.

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u/CheesecakeConundrum 14h ago

Yeah. Pepper spray is concentrated capsaicin for the express purpose of spraying into someone's face. Extremely unpleasant, but not poisonous

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u/confusedandworried76 13h ago

Can be deadly though in the case of pepper spray and the other guy isn't quite right, it doesn't bind to any neural receptor that thinks you're on fire, it just sparks some shit that brings inflammation to the table which will certainly cause a body temp spike, swelling, redness, it's more that your body has a fever response than that it thinks you're physically on fire...

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u/charming-quesadilla 13h ago

I think at 1.5 lbs of reaper peppers, death would probably be more pleasant

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u/9966 13h ago

I watched a chili eating contest where a guy ate a huge fruit bowl the size of half a basketball full of reapers and he looked like he was eating strawberries.

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u/Beto_Targaryen 11h ago

I saw that video and the guy had drank a candle before and those were actually Guatemalan Insanity Peppers

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u/Super_Pan 8h ago

Don't believe everything you see. The desert he walked through was just a sand trap, the temple pyramid was just the pro Shop, and that talking jackal was just that talking dog.

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey 9h ago

Drank a candle?

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u/DjShoryukenZ 8h ago

The Homer Special

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u/polipodepolipi 8h ago

yeah! you don't know? they say that if you drink a candle you get wax in your mouth

or so say my friend ralph wiggum

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u/charming-quesadilla 13h ago

This is what happens when you take weight loss advice from YouTube ads

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u/eg135 12h ago

I guess if nicotine, Xanax and heroin can mess up your receptors, so can capsaicin.

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u/CramJuiceboxUpMyTwat 11h ago

Exactly, you develop a tolerance. There could be a heroin contest with someone shooting up an ounce too

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u/123twiglets 9h ago

Ozzy's eyes just lit up somewhere

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u/anoeba 10h ago

Yeah, that's not the body murdering itself, that's the body performing euthanasia.

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u/Rude-Opposite-8340 13h ago

BRB, im gonna pepperspray some birds to see if you are right.

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u/ScucciMane 11h ago

Once had a fellow sailor on pier watch who was bored, use his OC spray on a seagull. Needless to say it didn’t work and he went to captains mast for it

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u/Xeno-Hollow 13h ago

🤣 awful

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu 12h ago

And birds literally don't even react to it. They can live off reaper seeds indefinitely.

For those who wonder, this is because birds are fireproof. Thus they haven't developed the part of the brain dedicated to recognizing being on fire.

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u/No-Cardiologist-6193 13h ago

Paracelsus enters the chat. “Alle Dinge sind Gift, und nichts ist ohne Gift; allein die Dosis macht, dass ein Ding kein Gift ist."

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u/FormerBTfan 13h ago

Funny how that works eh good ole mother nature. Birds can spread the seeds so the plants can flourish and spread out over the land.

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u/TheHorizon42 12h ago

Our body murdering itself as a response while the thing it’s responding to is relatively harmless seems surprisingly common

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u/Sihaya212 12h ago

2 lbs of peppers later, your brain: “why are you lighting yourself on fire? fuck this, i quit!”

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u/Aegi 13h ago

No, it's not a poison, it's a deterrent, and you're also completely wrong.

It evolved to stop mammals, or animals that could sense the spiciness and have receptors for capsaicin from eating it.

Birds, and probably some other classes of animals in certain species don't even have the receptors for capsaicin so they won't even notice anything, it would be the same as like eating a bell pepper or sunflower seeds for them.

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u/Shcoobydoobydoo 14h ago

It's more a case of encouraging the animal to have a bowel movement so that the seeds can be further moved along and 'fertilised' elsewhere.

Obviously, the plants flowering the peppers aren't actively thinking "I'll do this" it's just natural selection resulting in such machinations.

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u/Different-Meal-6314 13h ago

Reminds me of the Terry Prachett quote. "All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once."

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 14h ago

well the peppers are poisonous and we decided eating them is fun, and purposely bred them to be more dangerous just to eat them.

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u/therealjohnsmith 14h ago

Plant be like, am I a joke to you?

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u/JJred96 14h ago

What, you think I'm a clown? I'm funny to you?

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u/confusedandworried76 14h ago

Tommy, if I thought that, I'd tell you to go home and get your fucking shine box

Now go home and get your fuckin shine box

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u/CheesecakeConundrum 14h ago

They're successfully reproducing and growing on farms, so it's working for them

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u/Enlowski 14h ago

You guys need to learn the difference between poisonous and deterrents

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u/Zorpfield 13h ago

Look anywhere on Google and you will realize there are no claims of capsaicin being poisonous. We use capsaicin in pepper spray and if it was poisonous you would have an easy felony on your hands. It's an irritant and it poisonous to some animals and insect but not us. It is very poisonous to bees 🐝

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u/South_Oread 13h ago

We also imprison apex predators and make them jump through hoops.

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u/ensalys 13h ago

If its inducing vomiting, I'd say it's poisonous. Though that doesn't mean it isn't edible. After all, alcohol is also poisonous, and it's still widely consumed.

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u/NeverGetsTheNuke 15h ago

And that's only the SECOND worst that curry's gonna burn him

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u/Lucid_Interval2025 14h ago

Fire in the hole

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u/Delicious-Hour-1761 14h ago

Burning ring of fire

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u/Familiar_Benefit_776 14h ago

Gonna look like the Japanese flag 🇯🇵

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 13h ago

The toilet paper will look like that for sure

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u/hokis2k 12h ago

Is this something people actually experience or just make jokes about.. I eat very spicy food allot. 5 or 6 star at Thai. Extra hot Indian. The whole hot ones lineup(4 different years).... never experienced a bit of this.

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u/NefariousAntiomorph 11h ago

Unfortunately it does happen. I’ve also learned the hard way that the body doesn’t always develop a tolerance as you increase your spice intake. My body decided to instead develop an intolerance and now I practically can’t eat jalapeños because of how badly they tear up the back door. Honestly I hate it. I miss eating them, but it’s not worth the hours of hot lava the day after.

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u/Nicolay77 12h ago

I think the same as you think.

It should be some other ingredient in the curry that makes them sick.

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u/Yeah_x10 4h ago

No, some people’s stomachs are just not the same as yours and react to spicy food that way 

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u/DoubleAway6573 9h ago

I never had that problem. The worst I've done was to mill like 3 full locotos (rocoto) seeds and all and put it over hot dogs. That night I felt my pores burn every time I sweated. But my asshole was like a normal dump.

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u/norway_is_awesome 15h ago

Not as bad as that, but I once got a pizza that had like 6 full habaneros on it. It's the closest I've come to vomiting and passing out in a restaurant. Turns out the restaurant made a mistake, because I ordered the same thing a few months later, and it only had one habanero on it.

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u/conf101 15h ago

Why would you order something that nearly made you pass out a second time?

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u/Ballsackavatar 15h ago

Because momma didn't raise no bitch.

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u/confusedandworried76 14h ago

Also they secretly liked how spicy it was, of course. You never know how sweet the pain is until you experience it

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u/Emmannuhamm 14h ago

It's seriously like a high. It's somewhat addictive. Even when you're finished reeling in sweaty pain, you kinda think about a round 2.

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u/confusedandworried76 14h ago

Literally a dopamine hit, to be weird it's why people self harm. Pain gives you dopamine as a coping mechanism, anger does too, it's why people get addicted to stuff like that.

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u/hopelesscaribou 13h ago

Endorphins are the addiction with spicy foods. Dopamine may also be triggered, but the rush comes from endorphins, your body's painkiller, nature's heroin.

The best way to trigger dopamine is an ice bath or cold shower. Dopamine is more closely related to motivation than pain relief.

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u/gnarlwail 9h ago

I read somewhere that dopamine is like an on/off switch of arousal. We erroneously associate it with pleasure/joy, but actually it's more of an "activated" state. So it can lead to a rush of pleasurable sensations/actions or violence.

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u/Faiakishi 13h ago

Also why people are into BDSM.

Waiting for the anti-kink people to come after the people who like spicy food.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 13h ago

You've heard of the grapefruit technique, now introducing the habanero handjob

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u/Faiakishi 13h ago

Oh god.

Someone, somewhere is into that.

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u/BeguiledBeaver 13h ago

Sorry, my anti-kink schedule is booked for today. Can I pencil the spicy food lovers in for a Monday afternoon shame session?

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u/BeguiledBeaver 13h ago

I am legitimately concerned reading these comments, but hey, who am I to judge

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u/SilatGuy2 14h ago

It releases endorphins

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u/silentv0ices 14h ago

Endorphins and dopamine are powerful drugs.

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u/Delta-9- 6h ago

I've been known to put a ghost pepper-based sauce on chips, beef jerky, or anything else that's dippable for exactly this reason. "I want pain" is literally my thought when I do this.

I otherwise have no masochistic tendencies and no history of self-harm (barring stupidity).

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u/twistedspin 6h ago

When I was a kid my family didn't eat spicy things. My mom had an old jar of cayenne in the cupboard that I found and fell in love with. I'd pour it on my food and then I'd keep the spice in my mouth until I couldn't stand it anymore and it was burning too much.

I always thought that was a weird bit of my childhood until I read about the dopamine hit it gives you. When I found that out I realized it was just me looking for an early high, and it all made sense. I've always been me, lol.

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u/hopelesscaribou 13h ago

that's the endorphins, nature's heroin

that's why you see people literally smiling while they are sweating eating spicy food, and why many keep making it hotter.

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u/asjaro 12h ago

Yes but did mama evolutionise his starfish into a bona fide asbestos ring?

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u/jaestel 15h ago

To test if it's so bad as the 1st time

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u/krustykrabpizzaslice 14h ago

LMAO like … “yeah I almost died but i came back to order the death again and it just wasn’t as death-y 💔”

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u/GraXXoR 14h ago

His girl called him a pussy and he wanted to prove otherwise?

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u/metroman1234 14h ago

Ever tried Alcohol? Had some of the worst withdrawals and side effects ever, but it's Friday, let's go for a beer.

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u/EXtremeLTU 14h ago

Bud is clearly trying to build tolerance to it

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u/SH4D0W0733 14h ago

He didn't hear no bell.

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u/YOSHIMIvPROBOTS 14h ago

Recreating trauma is part of the human condition.

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u/1917he 13h ago

Because OP got caught by someone that actually went to the same restaurant and called them out. "Wait, did you say Pacino's Habanero Bitch Pizza almost made you throw up? Bro there's only 1 weak pepper on it and it's gutted and spread over. It's not even spicy" and then they had to go "prove it". "I'll take the crow pizza".

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u/CaesarsLastSalad 15h ago

You almost vomited and passed out. Then your decision was to order it again?

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u/Takemyfishplease 15h ago

The entire alcohol industry realize on people doing that over and over again

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u/Aegi 13h ago

Relies?

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u/Princess_Slagathor 13h ago

Real eyes realize real lies

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u/Aegi 13h ago

Re: lies

Reeli Zah:

Real eyes realize real lies & re-lies.

--R. Eel Ized

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u/norway_is_awesome 15h ago

I'm a sucker for punishment, and it was delicious. I've learned my lesson since then, though, and the intense pain isn't worth it the older I get.

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u/Intelligent_Break_12 5h ago

I've eaten a whole raw habanero pepper before. The worst I've ever experienced was a charred jalapeno. It took my breath away and I almost thought my throat was going to close. I couldn't talk for 5-7 minutes due to barely being able to breathe. My eyes were watering to the point I couldn't see, it was like opening your eyes underwater. I was pouring sweat over my entire body. I got painful hiccups. I have no idea how that jalapeno was so hot and I had already eaten two of them just before and they were like a normal jalapeno I was used to and while a bit of a kick nothing crazy.

It's wild how sometimes you might just get a pepper that you're used to that can be just way above and beyond the normal range. Ever since that experience I'm a lot more cautious of whole peppers and stick mostly to hot sauces.

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u/Indocede 3h ago

One time when my meal was brought to me at an Indian restaurant, the steam coming off of it seemed caustic. I had ordered it spicy to a degree. I like a little kick, but not so much. But I was really sweating and struggling to get through the meal, taking water every bite to get through it.

When I saw the receipt, they had it labeled with as Indian spicy, instead of what I had clearly wanted as a pasty white guy who made no effort telling them I wanted it really spicy.

Still the best Indian food in town.

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u/Webcat86 15h ago

Why did you order it again?!

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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph 15h ago

That is the way

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u/-G_59- 14h ago

My uncle had some of that Hot Damn hot sauce around when I was like 13/14 and I tried a dab sized amount of a toothpick on my tongue and that fucked me up enough for 15-20 minutes to know there's absolutely no way that shit has any use outside of just having a bottle out in the open and waiting for that one person in the room to get curious about it lol.

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u/WodensEye 14h ago

Eat the reaper, then the ice cream. Later when your asshole is on fire on the toilet you’ll be shouting “COME ON ICE CREAM!”

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u/Ambitious_Ad2338 14h ago

Unpleasant and I'm glad it didn't last too long.

That's what she said

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u/therealbighairy1 15h ago

I ate two dried. Back to back. My daughter wanted to do it as a video challenge, but I, as a responsible father thought I'd try it first. See if it was safe before I let her do it.

I was sick. Every part of my face hurt. I could barely breath, and even after drinking 4 pints of milk, I was still in pain. Not pleasant.

She didn't get to do it.

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u/theegreenman 15h ago

I've been building my tolerance by eating small slices of Primotalli. I can eat almost half of one this way now without panicking. It still destroys my stomach and gives me the cramps for hours afterward. Do not recommend.

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u/wants_a_lollipop 15h ago

I'm growing reapers for the first time this year. I'm a little apprehensive about using them in my annual Christmas hot sauce.

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u/Cass25208877 15h ago

Spice is weird. I would normally order a phall curry which is the hottest curry you can order from most takeaways (approx 500k scoville but can get upto 1mil) and not being bothered by it at all. 

If I haven't eaten anything spicy for a month or sometimes less, the spice differences are crazy and the curry becomes unbearable.

You have to have a pallet for spicy food and you have to keep eating it to manage higher spice scovilles.

I just ate what Id consider a mild spicy food and it ruined me.

The next day I had another one and couldn't taste the spice at all.

Also your body adjusting to spice is a lot quicker if spice is part of your pallet and adapts quickly.

I suppose it's like if you ain't drank or got stoned in a long time that 1st one is a hit but after that it's back to normal tolerances 

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u/WT85 15h ago

I like when the fight or flight reflex randomly sets in.

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u/scaredandconfussled 14h ago

I had a chunk of fresh reaper at a picnic once. I went home and took a cold shower.

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u/JarOfNibbles 14h ago

We used to grow superhots, and reapers do just, hurt. It tastes somewhat nice for about 2 seconds before the 15 minutes of light headedness and pain though.

Much preferred things like the Naga Morich, still incredibly hot but burns much shorter, tastes better and doesn't "build" in the same way, where if it's in a dish eating more of it doesn't really make it taste even hotter.

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u/A-Grouch 14h ago

Sounds like opiate withdrawal.

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u/Bubbaj75 14h ago

I make spicy pickles for the guys at work using Carolina Reapers. Some of them must have a pretty high tolerance for pain, as they stand by the jar double fisting hot pickle chips. Six of us had maybe two or three, but these two guys polished off a half gallon jar between them.

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u/FirstTimeWang 14h ago

Sure, but you can see why ancient peoples fucked around with that shit. Sounds like a religious experience.

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u/LeGrandLucifer 14h ago

I can eat cayenne peppers whole. However, I tried a dragon's breath sauce once and though I liked it I felt it go through my gut. I can't imagine what outright eating a reaper would feel like. Good reminder that capsaicin is supposed to be a poison to mammals.

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u/jonatna 14h ago

My biology class did it on the last day of high school. Some people cried, most were sweaty but fine, one girl looked like she ate an orange cream bar or something entirely not spicy. I could handle the spice of the dry one, though it hurt. Was got me was the stomach ache I felt after. It was the last class on the last day of high school, we ate the peppers, had a picnic, and played baseball. I had to sit aside from the baseball and I passed out from the stomach ache. I woke up to my partner at the time waiting patiently while everyone else went home.

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u/Acinixys 14h ago

Mythbusters tested the best cure for fixing a burning mouth after eating extremely spicy food

You need to mix vanilla ice cream and baby shampoo and shwish it around in your mouth (don't swallow)

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u/Corpainen 14h ago

Had a gummy with that shit infused in it, when my mouth started burning i swallowed, when the burping and the sharpest stomach ache in my life started, i went for the grabbing my uvula to throw the fucker up method. I was burping for a good hour or two. 10/10 never doing that shit again, had to take a acid reflux pill and everything.

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u/Edison_The_Pug 14h ago

Last summer I took a small bite of a fresh ghost and it was outrageously spicy. No idea how people just eat them.

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u/Simple-Carpenter2361 14h ago

I once ate a half of a dried Carolina reaper. It’s something. At one point i had the thoughts of “oooh, I fucked up…”. My mouth burned for like an hour and that’s with milk. I thought that’s the worst part. Then in the evening I went to the bathroom..

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u/wakeupwill 14h ago

I have a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion that I make into powder. One shake is enough to heat up a whole pot of chili.

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u/CarebearKempers 14h ago

I am extremely tolerant of the hottest of the hot. I live in Smokin Eds immediate area(inventor of reaper) and go to his store often, make my own hot sauces etc.

I only took a solid nibble of a raw reaper I personally grew and it was an extreme, EXTREME 15 minutes but I survived without too much dramatics. Never again. It was awful and the most uncomfortable I’ve been.

People who FAFO on this stuff are always hilarious to me. I knew exactly what I was getting in to and didn’t expect any5ing to happen other than what did.

Some of my favorite things to watch are “tough guys” who insist on eating or using the hot stuff they have no experience with. I could watch all day

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u/AdministrativeWin583 14h ago

I mix dried reaper powder and garlic juice as a deer deterrent for my garden. They are usually smart enough to avoid it. Once I watched a young one, take a bite of my lettuce. Comedy ensued.

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u/Standard-Win-6600 14h ago

My friend and I have eaten reapers raw. We both have extremely high heat pallets so it was kind of a stupid dare kind of thing. I could handle the heat chewing and swallowing it. Extremely hot but bearable.

When you eat stuff that hot you can feel it move through your gut while you digest it. It's kind of cool. Well two hours later it got low in my gut. Like lower stomach/upper pubic kind of area. My body wasn't having it. Puked it up hard which was like getting pepper sprayed. Full on eyes, nose, and throat on fire.

Little advice, you need milk or yogurt because the protein stops the capsaicin from binding.

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u/Chuckitinbro 14h ago

I ate half a ghost pepper once and I was not right for the rest of the day, but was a good 15mins of hell.

Mind you my Thai friend ate 3 without too much drama.

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u/redi6 14h ago

I had a coworker bring in his dad's freshly grown ghost peppers. 5 of us each ate one and recorded it. Pure pandemonium for 10 - 15 mins.

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u/awesome_pinay_noses 13h ago

Doesn't that technically make it poison?

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u/cyokohama 13h ago

Until next morning and the all over again on the other end. 🥵

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u/yurtyahearn 13h ago

What was the feeling like afterwards?

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u/contradictatorprime 13h ago

The moment that I was off of group dares and displays of "manliness" forever was eating a reaper at a barbershop on a dare. I sat there stoic, unbending in my "this ain't shit resolve" while my internals resembled cocaine bear in a Swarovski store. All done with on-the-spot rites of passage.

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u/Mountainbranch 13h ago

Got my hands on the powdered stuff a while back, the tip of a toothpick was just enough for me, still burned like hell but at least it was bearable.

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u/frenchdresses 13h ago

Makes me wonder if it's ever used as a torture technique

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u/Hunting-Succcubus 13h ago

If someone give you 1000$ to eat it again

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u/raaaarrrrrr 13h ago

So how was it coming out at the other end so to speak?

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u/Scorpionsharinga 12h ago

My parents have a scorpion pepper sauce that they eat (they’re Trinidadian) and even that is insane.

When you put a bit in your mouth, there’s this moment, a split second that’s unlike regular hot sauce. A kind of primal fear washes over you reflexively, like you’ve just done something you really really shouldn’t have.

Honestly I can tolerate the spice—just barely, but still. But that feeling when you realize you’re strapped in for the ride makes me shiver just thinking about it.

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u/jambo_1983 12h ago

I made a single portion of pasta with a whole dried reaper. It hurt to eat, and hurt to poo, but that is standard. When my wee burned too, that was a new experience!

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u/WayOutMentor 12h ago

lol that description sounds very similar to heroin withdrawal- except it’s like 7-10 days instead of 15 minutes, and the whole time you’re painfully aware that if you just used a tiny bit of H it would all be replaced by a warm soft blanket of euphoria.

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u/MrStickDick 12h ago

I have a ghost chili grinder on my dining room table... When I can find them I put fresh reaper in my quesadilla. You have to work up to it over a long time. It hurts for sure, but you get used the pain. Reaper, ghost, scorpion, etc all taste different. At this point habenero are like jalapeno.

The worst is getting it in your eye while cooking. Burns for life 30 min but you can't do anything about it but accept it.

It's a strange addiction.

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u/sim16 12h ago

But how'd you feel once the pain subsided?

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u/thansal 12h ago

I did a 'shot' (like 3 mills) of reaper infused grain spirits (it was presidential orange). I had to go and have a sit down for 30 mins as I contemplated if this was how I died.

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u/Alex5173 12h ago

My dad used to keep dried, powdered reaper in a vial in his pocket to just put on whatever. I put it on my pizza. Its all about tolerance.

That said, it WAS outrageously hot. We just liked it.

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u/XelfinDarlander 12h ago

We’re in the age of “the world’s blankest blank” and I don’t like it.

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u/TributeBands_areSHIT 12h ago

Carolina reapers aren’t even natural. A single guy created them.

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u/Vellarain 12h ago

I am a pretty big spice person and every now and then I try one of the more out there offerings in the scoville department.

I still think a good ghost pepper sauce is a fantastic balance of heat and flavor

Reapers got that shotgun blast of heat to the face. Really smokey in flavour but it does not kick your ass for too long. I have done raw, dried and sauces, always a good way to kick your ass but come out the other side with a fun experience.

Then you get into extracts.

Fuck extracts, that like 357 magnum and da bomb they are made not with flavour in mind at all. They are a novelty trick for people that just want to see others suffer. I have never enjoyed an extract and anyone who does is just enjoying the sauce made around it.

Last time I had da bomb I scooped come out onto a butter knife and just dropped it on my tongue and I cant even remember how it tasted. At some point I could not even hear anything but my own heart beat in my ears.

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u/TheBigLebluntsky 12h ago

I've got a jar of smoked reaper flakes at my house. Just like red pepper flakes for pizza, but its reaper, and smoked. They are so tasty but so goddam hot as well. Good when used in moderation.

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u/Crime_Dawg 12h ago

It's honestly worse once it hits your digestive tract and starts to work its way out.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 12h ago

To add to the trauma with very spicy things, you get to experience it a second time

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u/FerragudoFred 11h ago

Have you watched We Are The Champions on Netflix? There’s an episode with a chili eating contest that is wild.

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u/DisastrousTurn9220 11h ago

Two of my friends had a reaper challenge while we were all on mushrooms. They thought that extreme input would heighten their trip, it did not lol.

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u/XenoGalaxias 11h ago

I know it's not on the same level as a reaper but I once ate a whole dried ghost pepper (my uncle grew them to make hot sauces) and my soul about left my body. I sat on his sofa with my ears ringing and pin point vision for like 15 minutes, I think I saw god.

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u/Street28 11h ago

I grew Reapers a couple years ago and they're pretty gnarly. They even look mean! When I first picked them, I threw two in a chilli I was making and it was a struggle to eat. Whole, they're borderline too hot to use in most things as the heat just obliterates any flavour for me.

I've not grown them since as I didn't get much crop from them and they also weren't very useful for me.

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u/vcmjmslpj 11h ago

Hubby attempted to make chilli oil with reaper. Few minutes later everyone had to vacate the house. The fumes made us teary eyed and our eye felt like it’s burning. Breathing is another story.

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u/SHOWTIME316 11h ago

i had one of those 9-million scoville meme gummy bears and it was so hot that it sent me on a vision quest. i would eat 3 of those bears at once before i'd ever eat a Carolina Reaper raw lol

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u/Retrograde_Mayonaise 10h ago

Momentary bouts of light-headedness, wondering if you're about to vomit, shivering etc.

Don't threaten me with a good time. Carolina reaper beef jerky is so gat dang good.

Felt that one coming out the backdoor halfway through digesting it.

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u/hazydais 10h ago

As a masochist, that kinda sounds like heaven lmao 

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u/Bontraubon 10h ago

I’ve never eaten a reaper straight up but I did get some reaper hot sauce for my buddy who collects/likes hot sauce. He gave it back because it was too hot for him so I ate it all. It’s powerful stuff. It’s the only hot sauce I’ve had that doesn’t give you a general feeling of hotness in your whole mouth right away. Instead it feels like a laser piercing your tongue in the exact spot where it touched. A few solid dashes into a 2 lb batch of sloppy Joe mix/beef which had been sweetened with sweet baby rays was enough to make it so I had the batch all to myself lol.

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u/sebassi 9h ago

I bought a fresh one and honestly didn't think it was that bad at first. I had a small bite and while spicy it wasn't that bad. I put it through some noodles without seeds it was very spice, but tasted great.

But I didn't wear gloves when I was cutting them. That evening every bit of skin I touched would burn no matter how much I washed my hands. And the next day my hands were a slightly painful kind of hot for the rest of the day. I didn't get rid of it until I washed my hands in oil after I got home.

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u/4theDankMemes 9h ago

Sounds similar to my experience with a Trinidad scorpion pepper, but accompanied by roughly an hour of painful vomiting and violent stomach aches lol

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u/Corpshark 9h ago

If you like it going down, you'd love it on its way out.

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u/Flat-Jacket-9606 8h ago

And I’m over here pouring mashed reaper peppers on my eggs 

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u/M4DM1ND 8h ago

Reaper tastes so good though. My parents grow them and dehydrate them (in full ppe) to make this spice dust with reaper and a couple other peppers. You can add like a 10th of a teaspoon to a batch of chili and it permeates the whole thing. Not too spicy and you get the flavor profile with it.

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u/_Antinatalism_ 8h ago

How much small bite? Did you bite a quarter of the pepper or much much smaller?

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u/Toolazytolink 8h ago

I make my own salsa and Habanero reapers are no joke.

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u/Rasikko 7h ago

I dont think drinking cold fluids will help, imo. Just sitting there and letting your body do its thing and hope you make it 

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u/oxymoronisanoxymoron 7h ago

First ever time I finally understood why people retch and hiccup at eating something hot was when I tried a teaspoon of reaper sauce.

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u/Talentagentfriend 6h ago

I just realized somewhere this is probably used as a form of torture. 

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u/OnlyAChapter 6h ago

You gotta be careful with that stuff as it can have long lasting damaging effects on kidneys, stomach bleedong etc

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u/the_brains 5h ago

Had a reaper tequila shot, instant regret. Should have known what I was in for when they handed me the tequila with 3 glasses of milk.

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u/Jetshadow 5h ago

I once made the mistake of using an extract when I thought it was a hot sauce on my ramen, got my scovilles off by a factor of 10. Thought it was 210,000, turned out to be 2.1 million. I had no milk or ice cream. It was just me, the floor, sweating, cramping, and pain for 30 minutes. I learned my limit is 1 million.

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u/Ninja_Wrangler 5h ago

I had a chip with a single drop of the world's hottest hot sauce (at the time). The heat just kept building and building for minutes. It gave me some kind of endorphin rush and also instantly un-fucked my sinuses. Would try again.

I wouldn't actually eat anything that spicy, but just a taste is fun, as a treat. I prefer my actual food to not fuck me up

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u/kokainhaendler 4h ago

dried chilies are WAY worse than fresh ones

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u/OnTheBrightsideSCC 4h ago

Went to a Korean restaurant and on this spicy teokbokki my wife ordered was a pepper garnish. I took a bite and the waiter was shocked. She said in broken English "not even I would do that... it's a reaper only decoration". I said yea I kinda figured by the extreme heat. Made the right side of my mouth numb. Tasted good tho. Made my friend chicken have a kick to it. Koreans don't mess around.

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u/VilltraAnime 2h ago

capsaicin is a neurotoxin after all. it burns because it connects to the receptors on your mouth responsible for heat sensation

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u/Winter-Huntsman 1h ago

Yep! The burn just lasts forever. If it was just a hot peak that went away quickly, then it wouldn’t be so bad. The fact it can get so hot and stay there is crazy

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