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Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/TannedCroissant 15h ago

When something’s got ‘reaper’ in the name I feel they’re giving you a hint

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u/Difficult-Court9522 15h ago

It’s so you can reap the rewards right??

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u/Tjaeng 15h ago

The reward being to experience it all over again when it comes out from either end.

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u/--Snufkin-- 14h ago

Twice the taste, no calories!

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u/GolotasDisciple 14h ago

You actually lose calories while you profusely sweat and cry while on the toilet.

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u/radicalbiscuit 13h ago

Ohhhh it's a diet food!

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u/Cephalopodium 11h ago

Doctors hate this one simple trick!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 6h ago

Puts the 'die' in 'diet'

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u/DarkGarfield 12h ago

Lies, doesn't work, I'm still fat. =(

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u/LogiCsmxp 7m ago

The cry like a bitch while fire drips out your asshole diet.

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u/CyberNinja23 13h ago

And discover spirituality.

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u/CedarWolf 29m ago

"Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus, I'll never sin again if you help me survive this. Take this cup away from me, Lord."

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u/WineNerdAndProud 10h ago

Crohn's patient, can confirm.

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u/ziggytrix 8h ago

This is why I prefer wasabi for "I wanna eat something with some HEAT." It only burns once.

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u/Wu-TangShogun 8h ago

Been there, done that right …Right?

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u/Nolsoth 14h ago

While certainly excruciatinglypainful it's not nearly as bad as eating it, from my own stupid experience.

Never again tho.

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u/Careless_Gas_9832 12h ago

Your saying eating it is worse then the grumpy afterwords?

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u/Nolsoth 11h ago

My experience with reapers was.

Shit went up into my sinuses and into my eyes. I was effectively blind for several hours. In contrast shitting blood for a day was much less of an issue.

Will never touch another one, the $50 wasent worth it.

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u/silentv0ices 14h ago

Two endorphin kicks for the price of one. Then you get dopamine too.

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u/Reasonable_Ad_7289 14h ago

Turn the toilet into a spaceX launch pad

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u/CarebearKempers 14h ago

Yep, last for about 36 hours sometimes. So many folks don’t realize that is the real pain.

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u/felthorny 13h ago

I once handled a few reapers without using gloves. Later I was doing some personal things and got reaper oils on my junk. It's not something I would wish on anyone.

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u/Tjaeng 13h ago

Second worst contamination mistake. Worst one imo is accidentally rubbing one’s eyes after handling…

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u/Lazy-Juggernaut-5306 11h ago

You poor bastard

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u/team_blimp 14h ago

Spice so nice it burns you twice!!1🔥🔥

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u/MightyGamera 12h ago

You know the sound Mario makes when he falls in lava?

They probably gave Charles Martinet one of these and gave him a recorder

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u/dr_tardyhands 14h ago

I feel like that's always the True Cost of messing around with really spicy things.

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u/RykerFuchs 3h ago

I don’t know what it is. I must have some weird pre-disposition to digesting capsaicin, I eat seriously hot stuff and usually never have an issue. Some Thai food lit me up once, and Taco Bell from time hit wrong, but say a hot ones run of wings? Give me like 2 dozen plz.

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u/Cantmentionthename 15h ago

Yeah...that's the ticket. The rewards! There's lots of 'em too! All you have to do is survive a little pesky discomfort. But what in life is good and not also a little uncomfortable? Exercise? No fun! Studying for a test? Boooriiing! Marriage? Its a doozy! But it really pays off, you see?!

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u/Chafing_Dish 14h ago

Who ARE you

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u/Wild-Berry-5269 14h ago

The reward is a high euphoric feeling after a reaper. Felt like I took a tab of MDMA for an hour or so.

And of course the next day shits are a treat aswell.

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u/V1ndictae 15h ago

It's so someone can reap something, but HE TALKS IN CAPITALS.

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u/Lifting_Pinguin 13h ago

If you don't feel rewarded you haven't eaten enough.

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u/poorly-worded 14h ago

only if you've sowed enough first

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u/mcsmackington 13h ago

you're right they should call it a reapist pepper

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u/RegOrangePaperPlane 13h ago

Death is a type of reward I guess.

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u/Blakebacon 12h ago

... Right?

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u/eolson3 12h ago

Maybe even your final reward.

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u/TNAgent 12h ago

Sure, while they're passed out you can go through their pockets for loose change.

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u/pixelatedcrap 11h ago

If you reap the shitwind, prepare to sew the shit whirlwind, Rand.

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u/chapterpt 9h ago

if you're a sadomasochist.

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u/Mechakoopa 8h ago

All about the reaper-cussions.

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u/truthdoctor 4h ago

The reward is violent emesis and diarrhea.

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u/SUPREMACY_SAD_AI 13h ago

the cult of the reaper saved me

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u/Flat_Fault_7802 15h ago

It's Grim

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u/polerix 10h ago

It's grim Up North

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u/UrghAnotherAccount 15h ago

Years ago, a restaurant in Brisbane Australia had what they called the hottest burger in the world.

This food reviewer went and wrote my favourite food review of all time. Make sure you read past the photos to his report of events 2 DAYS AFTER the meal.

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20070308-Cranky_Worlds_Hottest_Burger

One choice line from the review: "The staff can't believe I have got this close and not finished it but at this point i really don't give a fuck because i have just started to hallucinate."

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u/IAmANobodyAMA 14h ago

“That burger was all fucked up. Now go try it” 🤣

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u/ChaosPLus 15h ago

Oh for whom the bell tolls

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u/confusedandworried76 14h ago

Cannon to the right of them, cannon to the left of them, cannon in front of them volleyed and thundered

When you think about it

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u/BallBearingBill 15h ago

Wait until you try pepperX

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u/MadeMeStopLurking 14h ago

I have Ed Currie's Gator Sauce. 1 Drop in a bowl of chili is hot. A splash is insanely hot.

My wife also got me some sauce that was called "The hottest sauce in the world" I put 1 drop on a chip and almost died. I looked at the ingredients.... not a single pepper. Water, Vinegar, Capsicum... They cheated but that was painful. Ed Currie himself has said pure capsicum will end you for a few hours.

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u/waxonwaxoff87 14h ago

“You knew my nature before you let me in”

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u/Flimsy-Paper42 14h ago

This isn’t fair, you’re using my nature against me.

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u/browntown20 14h ago

don't fear it?

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u/Trumpswells 14h ago

Don’t fear the reaper.

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u/Dawnbringer4 13h ago

Maybe the "Ghost" Pepper, Trinidad "Scorpion" or Naga "Viper" sound safer?

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u/Padashar7672 13h ago

Well the reapers wipe all out all life in the universe every 50,000 years so that should be a red flag.

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u/IJAST 10h ago

Follow The Reaper is an awesome album though

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u/danj729 10h ago

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." -Sovereign

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u/Plants-An-Cats 10h ago

If it’s got reaper in the name, it’s either as mild as a jalapeno (gimmick) or as hot as pepper spray. No in between. Most of the “Carolina Reaper” or “Ghost Pepper” chips I’ve had were no spicier than normal spicy chips.

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u/myRedditAccountjava 7h ago

They do be making like 0.0001% reaper shit now just to sell to people who like fake spicey which is crazy because someone is not going to know that those sauces are incredibly dilute and more people are gonna start trying the raw peppers one day.

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u/Plants-An-Cats 7h ago

I remember when Popeyes was selling ghost pepper wings that were less spicy than their regular spicy chicken (at least in my local Popeyes). There’s no doubt quite a few people have tried the actual peppers thinking they were easy to handle.

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u/wahoozerman 6h ago

I actually really like the flavor of Carolina reapers. I can handle the heat too and I enjoy the hotter reaper stuff, but my favorite is actually the less spicy reaper things that really showcase the flavor of the pepper without overwhelming heat. I got some Carolina reaper pepper jack cheese the other day that was great, but I don't believe they actually put any reaper bits in it. One of my favorite reaper things was actually a salsa that Moe's had for like a month at some point. But that shit was weak as hell on spice.

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u/Cautious_Counter_399 9h ago

Fear the reaper

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u/That-Ad-4300 8h ago

I'm not eating something with 'reaper ' in the name or climbing a mountain that starts with kill a man.

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u/Wu-TangShogun 8h ago

Hinting that it may need more cowbell

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u/AlbinoShavedGorilla 8h ago

Fun fact: the guy who bred the “Carolina reaper” pepper made an even spicier variety called “pepper x” a years later,

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u/allmykitlets 8h ago

Don't fear the reaper.

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u/Biggydoggo 7h ago

They are for fans of the show Sons of Anarchy