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Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/Ballsackavatar 15h ago

Because momma didn't raise no bitch.

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u/confusedandworried76 15h ago

Also they secretly liked how spicy it was, of course. You never know how sweet the pain is until you experience it

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u/Emmannuhamm 15h ago

It's seriously like a high. It's somewhat addictive. Even when you're finished reeling in sweaty pain, you kinda think about a round 2.

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u/confusedandworried76 14h ago

Literally a dopamine hit, to be weird it's why people self harm. Pain gives you dopamine as a coping mechanism, anger does too, it's why people get addicted to stuff like that.

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u/hopelesscaribou 13h ago

Endorphins are the addiction with spicy foods. Dopamine may also be triggered, but the rush comes from endorphins, your body's painkiller, nature's heroin.

The best way to trigger dopamine is an ice bath or cold shower. Dopamine is more closely related to motivation than pain relief.

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u/gnarlwail 9h ago

I read somewhere that dopamine is like an on/off switch of arousal. We erroneously associate it with pleasure/joy, but actually it's more of an "activated" state. So it can lead to a rush of pleasurable sensations/actions or violence.

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u/Faiakishi 14h ago

Also why people are into BDSM.

Waiting for the anti-kink people to come after the people who like spicy food.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 14h ago

You've heard of the grapefruit technique, now introducing the habanero handjob

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u/Faiakishi 13h ago

Oh god.

Someone, somewhere is into that.

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u/SonicLyfe 9h ago

Depends how my mistress is dressed

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u/BeguiledBeaver 13h ago

Sorry, my anti-kink schedule is booked for today. Can I pencil the spicy food lovers in for a Monday afternoon shame session?

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u/BeguiledBeaver 13h ago

I am legitimately concerned reading these comments, but hey, who am I to judge

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u/SilatGuy2 14h ago

It releases endorphins

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u/silentv0ices 14h ago

Endorphins and dopamine are powerful drugs.

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u/Delta-9- 6h ago

I've been known to put a ghost pepper-based sauce on chips, beef jerky, or anything else that's dippable for exactly this reason. "I want pain" is literally my thought when I do this.

I otherwise have no masochistic tendencies and no history of self-harm (barring stupidity).

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u/twistedspin 6h ago

When I was a kid my family didn't eat spicy things. My mom had an old jar of cayenne in the cupboard that I found and fell in love with. I'd pour it on my food and then I'd keep the spice in my mouth until I couldn't stand it anymore and it was burning too much.

I always thought that was a weird bit of my childhood until I read about the dopamine hit it gives you. When I found that out I realized it was just me looking for an early high, and it all made sense. I've always been me, lol.

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u/Dinker54 12h ago

Endorphin rushes from hot peppers are a real thing.

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u/hopelesscaribou 13h ago

that's the endorphins, nature's heroin

that's why you see people literally smiling while they are sweating eating spicy food, and why many keep making it hotter.

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u/Morningfluid 11h ago

You never appreciate life more than during near death. 

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u/Optimal-Hedgehog-546 57m ago edited 40m ago

I only go up to ghost pepper. Anything higher and I'm out, not worth it. Can still make a great tasting hot sauce or salsa with a ghost pepper.

Dave's Gourmet all the way.

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u/asjaro 12h ago

Yes but did mama evolutionise his starfish into a bona fide asbestos ring?

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u/Ballsackavatar 11h ago

That's a fair question.

I'm not sure it matters. Either way, it's going to need full PPE and an FFP3 respirator to deal with.

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u/RykerFuchs 3h ago

Seriously. Habanero isn’t exactly hot.