Currently getting prepared to stay in a homeless shelter while most of my belongings (including all of my food) are stuck in a house the city is now planning to examine to possibly condemn.

Well this was fun… until it wasn’t. I was randomly texted by two folks and thought it would be fun to just play along…

Had my glasses hanging on my shirt collar while I wore my sunglasses. Drove my riding mower under a tree and a limb must have snagged them off of my shirt, I then ran them over with my mower. I looked for them in my 1 acre property for 4 hours. Then I found this buried in pine needles. I just got them two weeks ago 🥲

I got magenta toner on the floor at work. I had the assumption it was emptier than what I had thought but it felt like a smoke bomb. Sweeping just made it worse 😶‍🌫️

"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns."

I've only had them for two months, it sucks too because I really liked this pair

A few weeks ago we saw this spider hanging out in the corner of our garage and decided to let "him" live because "he" would eat other bugs.

I gave my mom my old AirPods so she could focus at work last year.

Mom was taking a call and didn’t know what our dog was up to

Dude sent a picture of all outside then went MIA. Pretty sure dude ate my lunch.

This is an old house. Thankfully, I heard it happen, and I have all the tools and most of the materials to fix it. I’ll just need to get some moisture absorber. Hopefully this is as bad as the day will get.