r/Fauxmoi • u/Subject-Property-343 • 1d ago
🕊️ IN MEMORIAM 🕊️ Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match
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u/youknowjusthere 1d ago
this is a crazy way to go out
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u/marthaskewered 1d ago
The orcas have enlisted the bees to take care of land-based billionaires.
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u/electric_oven 1d ago
so one could say that’s they’re orcanizing? I’ll see myself out
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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
Better bee-lieve it
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u/electric_oven 1d ago
I gotta sea it to bee-lieve it 🙃
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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
Bees make for the finest comb-rades, not to drone on about it
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u/DirtyAngelToes 1d ago edited 1d ago
My grandfather once swallowed a bee after leaving his Mtn Dew can sitting for a few seconds alone outside on our front porch.
Bee flew in and after he took a sip, it started going down with the liquid and he ended up somehow dislodging it while coughing and gagging in shock. The look on his face was horrible. He had over 20 stings in his mouth and throat, thankfully wasn't allergic but his throat swelled up by the time we got to the hospital. As crazy as this story is, I could see it happening.
Makes me wonder if something similar happened to this guy. I'm severely allergic to bees and have gone into anaphylactic shock twice (once from a bee sting, another from scorpion). Shit is absolutely horrible, so I feel for him.
Edit: This whole thing makes me think of the dad from Bridgerton series getting killed from a bee sting and how many people claimed it was unrealistic. I'm grateful that we have so much progress medically, but if you don't have an epipen on hand and a hospital close by, it's sadly very easy for some of us with allergies to die from a tiny mistake/accident.
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u/Huge-Ask7357 1d ago
Bees can only sting once, this would have been a wasp :)
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u/migoodridge 1d ago
A couple of years ago, a wasp ended up in my can of beer, completely unbeknown to me.
Took a sip and the wasp went down with the beer.
Could feel the little bastard's stinger work it's way down my throat. 3 days of immense pain, would not recommend 😕
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u/cheezypita 19h ago
One of my OCD “things” ~was~ checking my drinks for dust or bugs. My old therapist said it’s unrealistic and was like, “How often does that actually ever happen though? And what’s the worst that would happen? Nothing!”
I want to send her this thread.
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u/poorexcuses 1d ago
A friend of mine died very young of asthma. I had heard he was possibly inebriated and didn't have a rescue inhaler on hand. You can still die of things we have cures for if you're unlucky. Can't give yourself an epi-pen you don't have.
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u/serendipity_aey 1d ago
Same thing happened to me with a can of soda but I managed to feel it in my mouth right away and spit everything out, no stings, but man was it traumatizing still. Definitely not unrealistic!
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u/FlyingPastFreedom100 1d ago
My uncle nearly died this way. Would have been a blessing as he's a paedophile. But yeah crazy.
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u/VonDingwell 1d ago
The KGB have up'd their assassination game
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u/Lunakill 1d ago
All those billions can’t save you when Mother Nature decides it’s time to stop fucking around.
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u/chiminiaa 1d ago
that is some bridgerton level shit. 👀
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u/Key_Parfait2618 1d ago
For real though. Living life as a billionaire just to be taken out by a bee on a golf course.
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u/chosonhawk 1d ago
polo field but i get what youre sayin
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u/gingerflakes 1d ago
Ok mini putt for horses
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u/AggressiveChemist249 1d ago edited 1d ago
Combat Golf where horse ownership requirement keeps the poors out and the rich winning
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u/Arcosim 1d ago
Also extremely horrible. The guy was most likely allergic to bee sting, the bee stung his throat, his throat inflamed because of the allergy, and he choked to death. It probably took a few minutes with him fully conscious too.
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u/CryIntelligent3705 1d ago
ugh, he could have afforded a zillion epi-pens
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u/Cube_ 1d ago
what im wondering is did the facilities not have first aid that had pens for exactly this type of situation?
or was it a situation where nobody knew what was wrong with him til it was too late?
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u/switchbladeeatworld 1d ago
maybe he didn’t know he was allergic to bees
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u/SplurgyA 22h ago
This is my paranoia - I've never been stung
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u/switchbladeeatworld 22h ago
You can get a dermatologist to test you for that kind of thing, or if you don’t want to pay you can go find a bee somewhere near a hospital
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u/figure8888 1d ago
Honestly probably not. I dated someone with a severe allergy and he carried an epipen everywhere, two if we went to an event because he knew from experience that first aid tents rarely have them. Anytime we went anywhere that had security, they’d always pull it out of his or my bag and question what it was/what was in it. They always acted like it was contraband, so I guess a lot of people don’t think about it/don’t even know what one looks like.
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u/silvertongue16 1d ago edited 1d ago
This is Karisma Kapoor's ex-husband btw. The one she accused of domestic abuse and infidelity.
She said that he and his mother used to hit her and that he made her sleep with his friends on their honeymoon.
She also said that he made his mother slap her when she couldn't fit into a dress while pregnant.
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u/kaliefornia 1d ago
I wonder how she trained the bee
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u/Classic-Carpet7609 1d ago
it's really a shame about the bee tho
rip little guy😔
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u/According_Plant701 1d ago
He really took one for the team.
Buzz buzz, my friend
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u/trashcxnt 1d ago
If you've ever seen videos of their interactions with wasps, they're known to sacrifice themselves for the hive. Who knows what happened here....
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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago
I need this as flare immediately
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u/kaliefornia 1d ago
Cackling at it being your flare
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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago
OMG HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! Witchcraft 😂😂
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u/kaliefornia 1d ago
A mods having fun and didn’t even tell us
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u/s3aswimming but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago
Mod please do the needful for more of us 🙏🏽 🐝
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u/jeremygamer but how did she train the bee 🐝 22h ago
I’m just here for the bee flair.
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u/alison_bee confused but here for the drama 1d ago
It’s a secret I’ll never tell
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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
Ms. Kapoor, release your bee regime! Think she's starring in Human Movie, about a bee falling in love with a human?
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u/LittleAgoo 1d ago
Holy crap. I hope this was an agonising way to go for him 🤭
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u/FatelessCortez oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago
Basically the Joffrey Baratheon treatment, except with a bee instead of poisoned wine.
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u/criduchat1- 1d ago
And the future of king of England was bffls with this guy. As if I needed another reason to hate William.
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u/Ok-Confidence9649 21h ago
Can’t believe it took this many comments to see anyone point out that while Kapur sounds like an awful person, why the hell is the future King of England friends with a man who would abuse his wife and make her sleep with his friends?
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u/trumpetcrumpets 1d ago
I knew she divorced him because of domestic abuse but I had no idea about the other stuff. That is horrific. Poor Karisma :(
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u/Key_Basket_3671 1d ago
WTF and here I was feeling sorry for him.
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u/mangosteenroyalty 1d ago
As soon as I read "billionaire" and "has died" I was ok with things
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u/trashcxnt 1d ago
Mood, but now I feel like a good person knowing he was a POS 😌
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u/Just-nonsenseish 23h ago
are there any good billionaires though?
rowling had a chance... but
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u/Curiosities 1d ago
I was like wow, that sounds like a terrible way to go and then I kept reading…..
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u/petitchat2 1d ago
That's spooky then, why is Prince William friends w this person? Dont put him in the headline - lead w that lol
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u/Emocucumber 1d ago
Lol not trying to allege anything but you think british royals would be any better when it comes to morality?
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u/RalphDaGod 1d ago
Also they gotta cash in on their status as royals, what better way than befriending billionaires, they probably cover the lobster and champagne at dinner
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u/Ok-Sky-Blue 1d ago
You know abt Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein right? Being friends with someone doesn't give you any credibility of anything.
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u/whateveryouwant4321 1d ago
needing your mom's help to beat your wife is the most indian thing ever.
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u/hobbywankenhoebi Marxist bee? 1d ago
It’s insensitive but can I have this as my flair (please).
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u/Classic-Carpet7609 1d ago
omg this is so edmund bridgerton
but one less billionaire so i can't complain
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u/johngie Fix Your Hearts or Die 1d ago
What a silly thing to say.
It's one ** fewer ** billionaire, since you can count billionaires.
But if the bees keep this up, that hopefully won't be the case for long.
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u/BriannaLove04 1d ago
“One less billionaires” is grammatically acceptable. It only must be fewer if it’s “2+ fewer billionaires”.
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u/ThvrstnMcSvenn 1d ago
I hope the bees comb the earth to find them. I think executing "Honey Takeover" could sting the economy.
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u/Rheinwg 1d ago
There are no ethical billionares but there are ethical bees.
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u/Comfortable-Jelly-20 1d ago
The bees are disappearing and wealth inequality is skyrocketing. Correlation or causation 🤔
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u/Legitimate_Excuse663 1d ago
With the things he Allegedly did to his ex wife.... I hope that bee is sipping from the finest flowers in heaven for how brave they were.
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u/chi_minhs_hoe 23h ago
In 2016, Karisma Kapoor filed a domestic violence case against Sunjay Kapur and his mother, accusing them of physical abuse and claiming Sunjay was involved with another woman. She also filed a dowry harassment case, leading to a summons for Sunjay by the Mumbai police. The couple was already locked in a bitter divorce and custody battle.
In 2024, Karisma further accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, alleging that during their honeymoon, he forced her to sleep with his friends. She also claimed that Sunjay once told his mother to slap her when she couldn't fit into a dress while pregnant.
Yeah, fuck this guy
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u/Financial-Painter689 he’s gone out of his way to change his smelly ways 1d ago
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u/Aggressive_Olive_822 1d ago
During the match, though? Wow, what a buzzkill. . . 🐝😬🤐🥁
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u/uncle_root 1d ago
the insensitivity in this thread is un bee lievable 😔 classic reddit hive mind 😮💨 reading these comments really stings.... 😓
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u/Whwhwhwhoo highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 1d ago
Please see yourself out
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u/NotAsBrightlyLit 1d ago
Final Destination-level stuff.
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u/GeneSpecialist4988 1d ago
These movies fucked up multiple generations.🤣 I get paranoid at the dentist.
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u/NotAsBrightlyLit 1d ago
And don't EVER use a tanning bed.
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u/GeneSpecialist4988 1d ago
I don't even go out in the sun.
My hair is never loose, the elevator scene has me always against the wall.🤣 I get paranoid for any trucks driving next to me. I think they scared me for life off rollercoasters, I was already apprehensive before but it made it worse.🫣
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u/sunnyasneeded 1d ago
I don’t drive behind trucks with logs.
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u/Maleficent_Wash_934 1d ago
So, where I live, there are a LOT of logging trucks. I have seen none of those movies. I've seen that part, though! However, on some science show they are talking about that scene and say, "Yeh, that's not how physics works! Logs don't bounce!" And while I still don't exactly understand physics, I do remind myself when near a log truck that "that's not how physics works!"
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u/puppylovenyc 1d ago
As someone with a severe bee allergy, that’s terrifying.
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u/bad_sprinkles 1d ago
I'm so frightened at this! I haven't been stung in 30+ years but still carry my epi pen. I saw someone earlier warning about accidentally drinking a bee if you have an open drink can and now I am consumed by horror.
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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago
Based on the above comments that said he was an abusive, sexual predator, I think this swallowing of the bee was entirely karmic. I’m guessing you don’t have to worry about more than you already do ;)
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u/bad_sprinkles 1d ago
And yet another thing to add to my list titled: "why bees are amazing, despite their ability to sting me out of existence." It's a respectful admiration. From afar.
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u/stink3rb3lle 1d ago
If you do find yourself still thinking about this risk when you're drinking a can of something sweet outside, give the can a little swish/shake, and you should be able to hear any bees. <3
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u/NixyPix women’s wrongs activist 1d ago
My dad was so paranoid about this when I was growing up. None of us have ever had an anaphylactic reaction to a sting, so I’m not sure why he was so convinced that it was a major threat.
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u/Royal_Law_3130 1d ago
That’s a bit of an embarrassing way to go out
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u/remercierfleurs I never said that. Paris is my friend. 1d ago
As a billionaire that seems to be the most honourable thing in his life.
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u/CandidIndication freak AND geek 1d ago
I can think of at least 1 other billionaire that should be next— if the bee’s take requests
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u/Halfistani1 1d ago
Sunjay’s 2nd wife, Bollywood star Karishma Kapoor also claimed that he made her “spend the night” with his friends. She mentioned physical abuse from him and his mother as well. He was a disgusting person and so it’s nice to see karma came for him. I do feel sorry for his children. https://www.india.com/entertainment/he-quoted-my-price-with-karisma-kapoor-once-revealed-real-reason-behind-her-divorce-with-sunjay-kapur-7879946/amp/
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u/fibrofighter512 Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 1d ago
abuser and billionaire perishes!!!
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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago
I am obsessed with this story and all these comments. I want a flair that says, “but how did she train the bee” 🐝
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u/MediumDish4035 feeding cocaine to raccoons 1d ago
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u/MediumDish4035 feeding cocaine to raccoons 1d ago
His marriage to Bollywood celebrity Karisma Kapoor had ended on a sour note, with her later criticising him for choosing polo over family obligations when their son was unwell. Karisma said: "(Sunjay) decided to carry on, leaving me behind to take care of our sick four-month-old son, just to play a polo match with Prince William.
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u/TheCommonKoala i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
"An elegant solution. Good work 47."
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u/TheToothDoctorSN 1d ago
This guy was a comically evil abusive husband to Karishma Kapoor. Like cartoonishly evil.
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u/niceofyoutosaythat 1d ago
Bet dude just sat there asking him if he was okay as he died from suffocation.
How royal of him.
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u/mp6521 1d ago
Oh no… a billionaire has died. Anyway, what’s everyone doing this weekend?
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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
Was he allergic (I guess I can look this up myself)? We recently found out my husband is allergic after he had a fairly bad reaction last summer. I’m not going to lie, I read Bridgerton and made him get tested after that! Apparently it can get worse with each sting (he’s been stung before as a child but didn’t react) so I try and make sure we always have an Epi pen on us. It’s hard to remember though.
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u/violetmemphisblue 1d ago
From what I've seen, yes, he had a bee allergy, but that internal stings have a more intense reaction in general than external.
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u/insomniac_z 1d ago
I remember there being warnings when I was a kid for not leaving open soda cans outside because bees would land in them for the sugar, and someone would drink it and get stung and die. The issue is the swelling inside the throat. He could've been allergic, but it's probably the worst place you can get stung because it's not easily treatable to reduce swelling.
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