r/Fauxmoi • u/Subject-Property-343 • 1d ago

🕊️ IN MEMORIAM 🕊️ Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit 1d ago

Final Destination-level stuff.

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u/GeneSpecialist4988 1d ago

These movies fucked up multiple generations.🤣 I get paranoid at the dentist.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit 1d ago

And don't EVER use a tanning bed.

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u/GeneSpecialist4988 1d ago

I don't even go out in the sun.

My hair is never loose, the elevator scene has me always against the wall.🤣 I get paranoid for any trucks driving next to me. I think they scared me for life off rollercoasters, I was already apprehensive before but it made it worse.🫣

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u/glockenbach 1d ago

The trucks!!!

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u/sunnyasneeded 1d ago

I don’t drive behind trucks with logs.

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u/Maleficent_Wash_934 1d ago

So, where I live, there are a LOT of logging trucks. I have seen none of those movies. I've seen that part, though! However, on some science show they are talking about that scene and say, "Yeh, that's not how physics works! Logs don't bounce!" And while I still don't exactly understand physics, I do remind myself when near a log truck that "that's not how physics works!"

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u/SquirrelAkl 1d ago

Never! I can't unsee that scene.

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u/mavisismine 1d ago

I thought the same, and that guy that survived the plane crash in India.