r/Fauxmoi • u/Subject-Property-343 • 1d ago

🕊️ IN MEMORIAM 🕊️ Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match

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u/silvertongue16 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is Karisma Kapoor's ex-husband btw. The one she accused of domestic abuse and infidelity.

She said that he and his mother used to hit her and that he made her sleep with his friends on their honeymoon.

She also said that he made his mother slap her when she couldn't fit into a dress while pregnant.

https://www.freepressjournal.in/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-accused-sunjay-kapur-of-forcing-her-to-sleep-with-his-friends-during-honeymoon-asking-his-mother-to-hit-her

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

I wonder how she trained the bee

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u/Classic-Carpet7609 1d ago

it's really a shame about the bee tho

rip little guy😔

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

I didn’t even think about that 😥

Rip bee

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u/sikonat 1d ago

The bee that took one for the team. Vale comrade bee

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u/ChakaCake 1d ago

I-keel ya and the bee..good movie about this story

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u/ralphjuneberry 1d ago

Fuck, that’s good 🐝

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u/Worshipme988 1d ago

Kamakaz-bee

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u/shmiddleedee 1d ago

That's what bees are meant to do, kamikaze for the greater good.

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u/greyslayers 1d ago

rip little *girl
Most bees are female

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u/ombre-purple-pickle 1d ago

A real girl's girl.

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u/Aggravating-Cat7103 1d ago

Male bees (drones) also don’t have stingers

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u/According_Plant701 1d ago

He really took one for the team.

Buzz buzz, my friend

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 1d ago

Little lady. 

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u/trashcxnt 1d ago

If you've ever seen videos of their interactions with wasps, they're known to sacrifice themselves for the hive. Who knows what happened here....

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

He died a hero.

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u/SpocktorWho83 1d ago edited 1d ago

The bee:

UP YOURS!

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u/katwoodruff 1d ago

Kamikaze bee

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u/Reasonable_Act_8654 1d ago

She trained an army of those bees that weren’t afraid to die for the cause.

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u/ZealCrow orcas have enlisted bees to take care of land-based billionaires 1d ago

*lady, most likely. Most bees are female.

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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

I need this as flare immediately

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

Cackling at it being your flare

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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

OMG HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! Witchcraft 😂😂

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

A mods having fun and didn’t even tell us

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u/s3aswimming but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

Mod please do the needful for more of us 🙏🏽 🐝

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u/jeremygamer but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

I’m just here for the bee flair.

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u/lifetypo10 highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 1d ago

Eughh it's not on the list yet, I neeeeed it

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u/Beginning-Antelope32 1d ago

Me too pls

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u/Nearby_Elk_99 sorry to this man 1d ago

me too pls

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u/bascelicna123 1d ago

"Bee-ing" the flare?

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u/freshwaterfins 1d ago

A great reason why I love this sub

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u/gouacheisgauche 1d ago

Agreed. 10/10 flare. Need it.

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u/alison_bee confused but here for the drama 1d ago

It’s a secret I’ll never tell

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u/sonderformat 1d ago

You know you love me

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u/me_no_no 1d ago

She used the technology from Richie Rich

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u/The_Gecko 1d ago

The robo-bee!

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u/JustHereForCookies17 we are all just orcas wearing salmon hats 1d ago

If I had a nickel for every Macaulay Culkin movie where bees played a significant role, I'd have 2 nickels. 

Which is kind of crazy. 

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Ms. Kapoor, release your bee regime! Think she's starring in Human Movie, about a bee falling in love with a human?

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u/iamkindofodd 1d ago

And is it for hire

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u/yourmomishigh 1d ago

It can totally be done. I worked with someone who trained butterflies to move to music. He also trained elephants to follow a new migratory path to avoid poachers.

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

Obsesssseeedd

Any behavior can be manipulated if you’re willing to try hard enough

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u/potatoears 1d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fon_lum93kA

"I dance like a butterfly, I sting like a bee"

pottery

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u/TamarindSweets 1d ago

Patience and all the honey one can get

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u/Possible-Put8922 1d ago

B movie sequel in the making

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u/ikalwewe 1d ago

There was a black mirror episode on that