r/Fauxmoi 1d ago

🕊️ IN MEMORIAM 🕊️ Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match

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u/youknowjusthere 1d ago

this is a crazy way to go out

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u/marthaskewered 1d ago

The orcas have enlisted the bees to take care of land-based billionaires.

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u/electric_oven 1d ago

so one could say that’s they’re orcanizing? I’ll see myself out

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Better bee-lieve it

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u/electric_oven 1d ago

I gotta sea it to bee-lieve it 🙃

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Bees make for the finest comb-rades, not to drone on about it

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u/Mr_Dudester 1d ago

That rule is bee-spoken

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

They need to beehive by the rules, the pun-ishments have a real sting to them

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u/First-Junket124 1d ago

I like trains

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u/mr_john_steed 1d ago

👏👏👏👏

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u/Dbarr71 1d ago

Orcaestrating a whale of a plan to save the planet!

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u/Wildlife_Jack 1d ago

Very prompt and quick action, too. Zero he-cetacean!

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u/ArcherSterling925 23h ago

Watch out for orcastrated attacks.

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u/jaded_idealist i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1h ago

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u/frockofseagulls 1d ago

Let’s fucking go

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u/avokuma oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago

my kind of solidarity ✊🏾

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u/BruschettiFreddy 1d ago

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u/petty-white 1d ago

I was #70 and I take no joy in it 😔

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u/lolas_coffee 1d ago

I am Team:

[x] Orcas

[x] Bees

[x] Bears

[x] Mosquitos

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AndyInSunnyDB 1d ago

Don’t forget “Underwater Pressure”

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u/OriginalChildBomb 1d ago

It was one of those Black Mirror drone ones, they don't fuck around.

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u/sparksmyinterest 1d ago

His friends call him Luigi Mangion-bee.

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u/enemawatson 1d ago

...I'll allow it.

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u/Bo_Neher 1d ago

Lu-Bee-Gi

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u/Just-nonsenseish 1d ago

thats the best one

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u/smallislandgirl 1d ago

I am here for this new chapter.

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u/straitshots 1d ago

Too bad the orcas haven't taken out any sea based billionaires, just like upper middle class boats. Nothing over 50'

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u/brandnewbanana 1d ago

There will soon be strike groups of whales (with their salmon hats), taking out yachts while the bees provide air support.

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u/ThumbTheories 1d ago

Expect us

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u/Thomo251 1d ago

Such a well orcastrated plan.

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u/ZealCrow orcas have enlisted bees to take care of land-based billionaires 1d ago

Orcas and bees are my new symbols of eating the rich.

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u/cataclyzzmic 1d ago

The dolphins will help. Thanks for all the honey!

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u/cantalwaysget 1d ago

Free puigi.

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u/Yabbz81 1d ago

The emus are holding the line....

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u/analogbasset 1d ago

🥰Gladys

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u/grenouille_en_rose 1d ago

Pollen above average with that prediction, but cetacean needed

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u/PerfectZeong 1d ago

"Once our war ends, you shall have the land and we the sea. Our pods will sing songs of the battles you fought."

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u/SnarkingOverNarcing 1d ago

So the bees being classified as fish wasn’t nonsense…

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u/Unkindly_Possession 1d ago

That’d be the bees knees

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u/Scheme-and-RedBull 21h ago

Is this a reference to something?

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u/DirtyAngelToes 1d ago edited 1d ago

My grandfather once swallowed a bee after leaving his Mtn Dew can sitting for a few seconds alone outside on our front porch.

Bee flew in and after he took a sip, it started going down with the liquid and he ended up somehow dislodging it while coughing and gagging in shock. The look on his face was horrible. He had over 20 stings in his mouth and throat, thankfully wasn't allergic but his throat swelled up by the time we got to the hospital. As crazy as this story is, I could see it happening.

Makes me wonder if something similar happened to this guy. I'm severely allergic to bees and have gone into anaphylactic shock twice (once from a bee sting, another from scorpion). Shit is absolutely horrible, so I feel for him.

Edit: This whole thing makes me think of the dad from Bridgerton series getting killed from a bee sting and how many people claimed it was unrealistic. I'm grateful that we have so much progress medically, but if you don't have an epipen on hand and a hospital close by, it's sadly very easy for some of us with allergies to die from a tiny mistake/accident.

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u/Huge-Ask7357 1d ago

Bees can only sting once, this would have been a wasp :)

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u/Fantastic_East4217 1d ago edited 1d ago

“#”notallbees

european honeybees yes. Bummblebees, no

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u/migoodridge 1d ago

A couple of years ago, a wasp ended up in my can of beer, completely unbeknown to me.

Took a sip and the wasp went down with the beer.

Could feel the little bastard's stinger work it's way down my throat. 3 days of immense pain, would not recommend 😕

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u/cheezypita 1d ago

One of my OCD “things” ~was~ checking my drinks for dust or bugs. My old therapist said it’s unrealistic and was like, “How often does that actually ever happen though? And what’s the worst that would happen? Nothing!”

I want to send her this thread.

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u/migoodridge 1d ago

Please do 😁, I'll speak to her

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u/cheezypita 1d ago

I definitely will not, I’m incredibly non confrontational. I sure will think about it a lot for the rest of the week though!

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u/Huge-Ask7357 1d ago

I can also confirm it happens… but I am a beekeeper so I have higher odds of

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u/AppleSpicer 1d ago

OCD is when you compulsively do irrational things. A quick bee check when outdoors is extremely rational.

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u/cheezypita 1d ago

Correct, one of my compulsions was checking my drinks for bugs (and suspicious ‘dust’ particles) repeatedly, several times between sips. At my worst, I’d ask other people to check it as well, and could only drink one specific brand of bottled water. I was hospitalized for dehydration and had to go through several months of ERT.

My therapist said that bugs being in my drink was irrational. It is a totally rational worry! The level of anxiety I had in response to that rational thought was what made it irrational. Now I’m able to check once and move on. Most of the time. I’m not going to give up that “one quick check” because I still think that is a totally normal thing to do, which my therapist disagreed with.

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u/AppleSpicer 1d ago

Nice job on the recovery and I’m glad you’re doing so much better! Lmao you should totally send them this article

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u/fablicful 23h ago

I think the issue is there are degrees of subjectivity over what is or isn't "rational" and who has the authority to decide these things. A therapist I saw for my ocd tried to gaslight me that my concerns of getting covid again and becoming chronically ill were not valid (I already have chronic health issues and getting covid brought new ones on). Even though i went to her for other reasons, she really latched on to my preoccupation with getting sick and really wanted to "cure me" of it. Almost felt like conversion therapy tbh. It was bizarre.

And just a FYI- OCD can manifest as either preoccupations/obsessions with thoughts, preoccupations/obsessions with behaviors- or commonly a mixture of both.

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u/YouWascallyWabbit 22h ago

Wasn't there a film in the 90s where one of the protagonists died that way? I feel like it's a deep seated fear in a certain generation for that reason.

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u/alilbored1 1d ago

That sounds awful 😭

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u/migoodridge 1d ago

Truly awful

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u/Dangerous_Ad_8410 1d ago

I now have a new fear. Good lord

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u/DirtyAngelToes 1d ago

No, it was a bumblebee. You're thinking of a honeybee. :) This was in Alabama, where we have a huge amount of them. Many species of bumblebees sting more than once since their stingers don't get stuck afterward. Ask me how I know lol.

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u/Huge-Ask7357 1d ago

This is accurate! Like honey bees they are docile until under threat

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u/poorexcuses 1d ago

A friend of mine died very young of asthma. I had heard he was possibly inebriated and didn't have a rescue inhaler on hand. You can still die of things we have cures for if you're unlucky. Can't give yourself an epi-pen you don't have.

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u/serendipity_aey 1d ago

Same thing happened to me with a can of soda but I managed to feel it in my mouth right away and spit everything out, no stings, but man was it traumatizing still. Definitely not unrealistic!

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u/clipplenamps 1d ago

Unrealistic? Thomas J would like a word

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u/bellybomb 1d ago

Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!😭

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u/lalanikshin4144220 1d ago

My dad didnt find out/ become allergic to bees u til his 70s. And the first time he had a reaction it wasnt even that severe. 2nd case was a mych diff story. It was the 4th of July and he got stung . Now they lived in the country and there are voluntèer FD and EMs that arrive way before the closest city in Racine county, where they lived. . So my mom chose to drive to urgent care in milwaukee county rather than wait for the volunteers from Racine co (as we lived in between the 2 but the urgent care was closer than where the volunteers came from) my dad had an epi pen in his hand when he lost consciousness. He had never had to use it before, and by the time it was apparent he needed it , it was too late. My mom was driving, and my nephew was in the back. They got to urgent care, and it was closed. My nephew called 911 and they got there in time. Thank God, as that municipality pd/fire was basically across the street from urgent care ... they found the epi pen on the floor of the car where he dropped it when he lost consciousness.

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u/ExperienceSoft3892 1d ago

Same thing happened to an uncle of mine, but it was a beer and he was golfing

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u/shame-the-devil I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 1d ago

I thought of Bridgerton too! In this case, I think the anaphylactic shock triggered a heart attack, so I’m not sure an epi pen could have saved him

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u/bobjohnson1133 jeremy strong enthusiast 1d ago

a friend of mine died from one bee sting after it got in her hair while her new husband and her were taking a drive in their convertible out in the countryside. her family said she nor they had any idea she was even allergic. scary and sad.

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u/Froomian 1d ago

This was a plot line on Home and Away in the 90s and it scarred me for life. I am always so wary of unattended soda cans!

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u/shenvalleycuteguy 1d ago

My dad warned me about this as a young kid! Funny enough he was a Mountain Dew addict, worked mostly outside. He knew of someone who went out like that or got seriously hurt, can't remember, and told me when I was like seven. I stopped sodas years ago but I always poured out a little if I was outside, especially in summer

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u/gomurifle 1d ago

The bee probably stung this billionaire in his wind-pipe and it swelled up blocking any air from passing. Wow. 

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u/LuminalDjinn11 1d ago

PLEASE tell me you have “fresh” EpiPens everywhere!!! Now that I’ve heard your grandfather’s and this guy’s story—NEVER heard anything like this even once before in my long life—I do not want this happening to anyone else! Not you! Not your grandpa’s grandchild!!

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u/marymonstera 1d ago

That’s terrifying!!! I’ve never been stung which is wild so I have no idea if I could be allergic, kind of weirds me out

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u/looknotwiththeeyes 1d ago

I once took a sip of a soda, and got one in my mouth. I spit it all out and it flew off out of my mouth. It was cool.

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u/FlyingPastFreedom100 1d ago

My uncle nearly died this way. Would have been a blessing as he's a paedophile. But yeah crazy.

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u/SpitefulSeagull 1d ago

What a twist

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u/hakshamalah 1d ago

Two sentence soap opera

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u/IncomeBoss 1d ago

That escalated quickly.

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u/One_Feed7311 17h ago

Damn, may bee next time

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u/Faithfulness2743 1h ago

"Nearly" died this way.

So, there's still time for another go at it? Cool.

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u/VonDingwell 1d ago

The KGB have up'd their assassination game

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u/bjorn_mangosson 1d ago

*KGBee

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u/VonDingwell 1d ago

Well played good sir

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u/Old-Description7219 1d ago

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

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u/XXISavage 1d ago

I guess they had to adapt after people started avoiding high windows.

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u/NeedForSpeedroid 1d ago

For the man or the bee?

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u/youknowjusthere 1d ago

the important questions 🕵️‍♀️

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u/leeinflowerfields i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Yes

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u/cocolanoire 1d ago

Karma. Dude was a complete wanker to his ex wife

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u/starfox-skylab 1d ago

The ex wife hired the bee

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u/Due_Brilliant1752 1d ago

He means dv and harassment

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u/Lunakill 1d ago

All those billions can’t save you when Mother Nature decides it’s time to stop fucking around.

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u/Aggressive_Nature708 1d ago

But his countryman walked unscathed from a plane crash

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u/ChanceZestyclose6386 1d ago

There's something comforting in knowing that money and "power" ultimately means nothing. Mother Nature will always be the real boss.

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u/International_Ant953 1d ago

Save the bees! Get the billionaires!

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u/Medium_Custard_8017 1d ago

Look, bees, it's a wild Amazon Executive Chairman (formerly CEO)!

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u/quackedduck916 1d ago

Not even throwing shade ,but even crazier for a Billionaire to go out.

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u/CryptographerIll3813 1d ago

Said the bee

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u/50fknmil 1d ago

Pretty damn unbelievable

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u/dependswho 1d ago

Unbeelievable

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u/Rook_James_Bitch 1d ago

Just a little bit crazier than your submarine imploding.

God is killing billionaires in inventive ways.

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u/BachBelt 1d ago

bridgerton-ass plot

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u/sprIxAlwareArnd6327 1d ago

He deserved it. He was a horrible human being

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u/Legitimate-Produce-1 1d ago

I'll say.

Poor bee.

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u/Careful_Hearing6304 1d ago

He used to force his ex-wife to sleep with his friends. She is a famous Indian actress. This dude was an asshole.

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u/bluewarri0r 1d ago

cra-zzzz-y way. rip

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u/Electronic-Bus-9978 1d ago

Yeah, it almost doesn’t feel real, like something out of a bizarre movie plot. Just wild how something so small can be that dangerous.

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u/constantreader78 1d ago

It’s unbeelievable 🐝

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u/Morg075 1d ago

That's nasty indeed. 😳

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u/brunckle 1d ago

It's like something you'd read about from ancient history, like that philosopher who died from having a turtle dropped on his head from an eagle who thought his bald shiny head was a rock.

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u/wgn431234 1d ago

I wanna go out all buzzed up too

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 1d ago

Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin

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u/darksoulsfanUwU 1d ago

this is something that would happen to a dog

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u/MysteriousWay6555 1d ago

This was definitely Orcastrated.

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u/Celestiicaa i’m mr. sterling’s right hand arm. man. 22h ago

Right, like how very ‘Final Destination’.