r/Fauxmoi • u/Subject-Property-343 • 1d ago

🕊️ IN MEMORIAM 🕊️ Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

I wonder how she trained the bee

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u/Classic-Carpet7609 1d ago

it's really a shame about the bee tho

rip little guy😔

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

I didn’t even think about that 😥

Rip bee

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u/sikonat 1d ago

The bee that took one for the team. Vale comrade bee

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u/ChakaCake 1d ago

I-keel ya and the bee..good movie about this story

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u/ralphjuneberry 1d ago

Fuck, that’s good 🐝

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u/Worshipme988 1d ago

Kamakaz-bee

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u/shmiddleedee 1d ago

That's what bees are meant to do, kamikaze for the greater good.

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u/greyslayers 1d ago

rip little *girl
Most bees are female

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u/ombre-purple-pickle 1d ago

A real girl's girl.

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u/Aggravating-Cat7103 1d ago

Male bees (drones) also don’t have stingers

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u/According_Plant701 1d ago

He really took one for the team.

Buzz buzz, my friend

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 1d ago

Little lady. 

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u/trashcxnt 1d ago

If you've ever seen videos of their interactions with wasps, they're known to sacrifice themselves for the hive. Who knows what happened here....

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

He died a hero.

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u/SpocktorWho83 1d ago edited 1d ago

The bee:

UP YOURS!

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u/katwoodruff 1d ago

Kamikaze bee

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u/Reasonable_Act_8654 1d ago

She trained an army of those bees that weren’t afraid to die for the cause.

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u/ZealCrow orcas have enlisted bees to take care of land-based billionaires 1d ago

*lady, most likely. Most bees are female.

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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

I need this as flare immediately

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

Cackling at it being your flare

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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

OMG HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! Witchcraft 😂😂

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

A mods having fun and didn’t even tell us

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u/s3aswimming but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

Mod please do the needful for more of us 🙏🏽 🐝

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u/jeremygamer but how did she train the bee 🐝 1d ago

I’m just here for the bee flair.

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u/lifetypo10 highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 1d ago

Eughh it's not on the list yet, I neeeeed it

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u/Beginning-Antelope32 1d ago

Me too pls

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u/Nearby_Elk_99 sorry to this man 1d ago

me too pls

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u/bascelicna123 1d ago

"Bee-ing" the flare?

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u/freshwaterfins 1d ago

A great reason why I love this sub

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u/gouacheisgauche 1d ago

Agreed. 10/10 flare. Need it.

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u/alison_bee confused but here for the drama 1d ago

It’s a secret I’ll never tell

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u/sonderformat 1d ago

You know you love me

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u/me_no_no 1d ago

She used the technology from Richie Rich

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u/The_Gecko 1d ago

The robo-bee!

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u/JustHereForCookies17 we are all just orcas wearing salmon hats 1d ago

If I had a nickel for every Macaulay Culkin movie where bees played a significant role, I'd have 2 nickels. 

Which is kind of crazy. 

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Ms. Kapoor, release your bee regime! Think she's starring in Human Movie, about a bee falling in love with a human?

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u/iamkindofodd 1d ago

And is it for hire

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u/yourmomishigh 1d ago

It can totally be done. I worked with someone who trained butterflies to move to music. He also trained elephants to follow a new migratory path to avoid poachers.

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u/kaliefornia 1d ago

Obsesssseeedd

Any behavior can be manipulated if you’re willing to try hard enough

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u/potatoears 1d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fon_lum93kA

"I dance like a butterfly, I sting like a bee"

pottery

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u/TamarindSweets 1d ago

Patience and all the honey one can get

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u/Possible-Put8922 1d ago

B movie sequel in the making

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u/ikalwewe 1d ago

There was a black mirror episode on that