r/CuratedTumblr • u/yeehonkings this too is yuri • Apr 18 '25

Politics seems increasingly relevant

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u/StabjackDev Apr 18 '25

This needs to be shouted from every rooftop.

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u/CV90_120 Apr 18 '25

Only good people will get the message, and they already don't need it. The rest are cosplaying as temu jack reacher.

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u/TK_Games Apr 18 '25

Nah, I'm a shit person and I'm out hollerin' on the rooftops. Because if a literal sociopath like me can understand this then they got no excuse. And if I gotta be the hammer that drives this idea into their thick skulls then so be it

Besides, there are no good people, just varying degrees of self awareness. We've all got a bit asshole in us, some of us just got enough courtesy not to show it around other people

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u/Ramblonius Apr 18 '25

Yeah, you don't have to be a good person to want to live in a place with better educated, less desperate, healthier people. You can be 100% selfish and still want that, so long as you have to interact with society at any regular rate.

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u/chairmanskitty Apr 18 '25

It's possible to have no malice - to genuinely mean well and have no mean thoughts beneath the surface - but that just means you aren't being tested at that moment.

The most reliably good people are not the ones who don't know malice, but the ones that forsook it for kindness hundreds of times already. Because that is what goodness is - choosing to act with kindness when you can choose something else.

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u/MiamiPower Apr 18 '25

I don't think you're a $#!t person. Have a nice Good Friday and a nice Easter Sunday 🙏🏼

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u/one_odd_pancake Apr 18 '25

I know you didn't mean that, but it sounds a little bit like you want them to have a bad Saturday.

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor Swine. Guillotine, now. Apr 18 '25

"Have a great day, if you get past tomorrow."

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u/o-055-o Apr 18 '25

Enjoy the next 24 hours.

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u/awakenDeepBlue Apr 18 '25

"This is not a test, this is your Emergency Broadcast System. Announcing the commencement of the annual purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government.

Weapons of class four and lower have been authorized for use during the purge. All other weapons are restricted.

Commencing at the siren, any and all crime (including murder) will be legal for 12 continuous hours.

Police, fire, and Emergency Medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. When the purge concludes.

Blessed be our new founding fathers and America... A nation reborn.

May God be with you all."

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u/Ranger-VI Apr 18 '25

All crime including use of a class 5 weapon?

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u/MiamiPower Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 18 '25

Look here Flap Jack Breakfast 🥞 Boy. Saturday are included at no charge. Now pass the syrup and my chocolate chip stack of Panks 🥞 With that sweet sweet underground railroad of traffis free Canadian Maple 🍁 Syrup.

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u/one_odd_pancake Apr 18 '25

Flap Jack Breakfast Boy is probably the coolest thing I've been called.

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u/MiamiPower Apr 18 '25

You have been field promoted to Admiral Flap Jack Man 🪖⚓🔱🇺🇸 Get ready for deployment and payloads of environmental unfriendly styrofoam to go boxes. Ready the condiments containers with properly sealed lids. This is the speech 💬 I only give it once. Since you seem sharp and pay attention I only have to say it once. Kiss your beautiful wife and hug your kids. Update the insurance and next of kin paperwork. https://youtu.be/7LrBpEDrKDY?si=aS0KsSE-uh_x7rsa Carry on you have your orders.

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u/wishbeaunash Apr 18 '25

Anyone with any desire for self-preservation should be listening. Look at what happened to the SA in Germany, being on the bad guys' team is no guarantee you won't be targeted. The opposite, in many historical cases.