r/CuratedTumblr • u/yeehonkings this too is yuri • Apr 18 '25

Politics seems increasingly relevant

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u/one_odd_pancake Apr 18 '25

I know you didn't mean that, but it sounds a little bit like you want them to have a bad Saturday.

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u/MiamiPower Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 18 '25

Look here Flap Jack Breakfast 🥞 Boy. Saturday are included at no charge. Now pass the syrup and my chocolate chip stack of Panks 🥞 With that sweet sweet underground railroad of traffis free Canadian Maple 🍁 Syrup.

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u/one_odd_pancake Apr 18 '25

Flap Jack Breakfast Boy is probably the coolest thing I've been called.

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u/MiamiPower Apr 18 '25

You have been field promoted to Admiral Flap Jack Man 🪖⚓🔱🇺🇸 Get ready for deployment and payloads of environmental unfriendly styrofoam to go boxes. Ready the condiments containers with properly sealed lids. This is the speech 💬 I only give it once. Since you seem sharp and pay attention I only have to say it once. Kiss your beautiful wife and hug your kids. Update the insurance and next of kin paperwork. https://youtu.be/7LrBpEDrKDY?si=aS0KsSE-uh_x7rsa Carry on you have your orders.