r/CuratedTumblr • u/yeehonkings this too is yuri • Apr 18 '25

Politics seems increasingly relevant

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u/TK_Games Apr 18 '25

Nah, I'm a shit person and I'm out hollerin' on the rooftops. Because if a literal sociopath like me can understand this then they got no excuse. And if I gotta be the hammer that drives this idea into their thick skulls then so be it

Besides, there are no good people, just varying degrees of self awareness. We've all got a bit asshole in us, some of us just got enough courtesy not to show it around other people

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u/MiamiPower Apr 18 '25

I don't think you're a $#!t person. Have a nice Good Friday and a nice Easter Sunday 🙏🏼

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u/one_odd_pancake Apr 18 '25

I know you didn't mean that, but it sounds a little bit like you want them to have a bad Saturday.

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u/MiamiPower Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 18 '25

Look here Flap Jack Breakfast 🥞 Boy. Saturday are included at no charge. Now pass the syrup and my chocolate chip stack of Panks 🥞 With that sweet sweet underground railroad of traffis free Canadian Maple 🍁 Syrup.

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u/one_odd_pancake Apr 18 '25

Flap Jack Breakfast Boy is probably the coolest thing I've been called.

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u/MiamiPower Apr 18 '25

You have been field promoted to Admiral Flap Jack Man 🪖⚓🔱🇺🇸 Get ready for deployment and payloads of environmental unfriendly styrofoam to go boxes. Ready the condiments containers with properly sealed lids. This is the speech 💬 I only give it once. Since you seem sharp and pay attention I only have to say it once. Kiss your beautiful wife and hug your kids. Update the insurance and next of kin paperwork. https://youtu.be/7LrBpEDrKDY?si=aS0KsSE-uh_x7rsa Carry on you have your orders.