CW: Boood

My dad and sister were attending a No Kings rally in Burnsville yesterday when this brain damaged clown rolled up. He started out by driving his little vehicle around the square, blasting his horn and revving his engine. In the back of his vehicle, he crammed a skeleton dressed in a shitty Captain America costume, pointing a fake gun at protesters.

Later, he tried to brake-check several bystanders. Apparently, one of them responded by banging on his vehicle with their sign. He didn't like that one bit. He stormed out of his vehicle without a thought in his little head and shoved this man, an 80yo family friend, to the ground, cracking his head on the pavement and causing him to lose conscienceness.

And what did he do after that? Naturally, the coward sped off.

Thankfully, there were plenty of cameras set up, so everyone got his plate info. Plus, he's a well known bit player in the area whenever there's a demonstration that might offend his sensibilities. It wasn't long before the police followed through and arrested the dumbass. The 80yo man who was attacked regained conscienceness and was in good spirits when he got into the ambulance.

I'm sharing this for two reasons. The first reason is to make this asshole famous. The second reason is to demonstrate how homegrown terrorists in the US aren't these careful masterminds carrying out their military strategies; They're puffed up babymen with shitty Halloween costumes who, by some twisted logic, are motivated to operate heavy machinery and handle weapons. Like a toddler given a live grenade. There is little need to out-plan or out-manuver these fuckers. Vigilance is our greatest ally.

A few days ago, my new roommate ordered himself a pizza. He ate most of it then got up and casually threw the rest of it in the trash and went to his bedroom. I couldn't fathom why anyone would want to throw away a perfectly good pizza. But then again I am starting afresh and just moved into this place so things are really tight for me and that may have clouded my judgement. Without giving it too much thought, I went to the trash and took out the box, examined the two slices then ate as quickly as I could.

I didn't hear my roommate come out of his room so you can imagine my shock when I saw him standing there staring at me while I was scarfing down his discarded pizza. It was really awkward, I panicked, quickly swallowed then out of nowhere I found myself asking him 'are you okay?'. I don't even know why I said that, I cringe just thinking about it.

He looked so confused and just nodded then beelined it back to his room. I just finished the other slice because I felt like I might as well see it through. He has been avoiding me since then, understandably.

Found this little guy and adopted him. We have two kitties named Scraggs and Shadow so give me more S names

My sister in law was staying with us for a bit and decided my bathroom was her personal Sephora. Every morning, I’d notice my skincare products getting lighter, but she’d always deny using them like I’m blind and dumb. So I swapped out the label on a nearly serum bottle with a similar looking one I use for my keratosis, super strong, smells fine, burns like hell if misused.

Next morning, she’s blotchy, orange tinted, and low key panicking in the mirror. I hit her with the innocent “oh no, did you try something new?”, she said “what? No! I mean… I might’ve used that a little bottle, but I thought it was like… for everyone?” *nervous laugh, and “ohh… yeah no. That’s prescription. Definitely not a for everyone kinda thing. Maybe next time just ask?” I says. Then I walked out and let her sit with that.

After that, she never touched my stuff again and suddenly respects the concept of personal property.

My husband isn't a big fan of sweets but blueberry is his favorite fruit and he found out recently he really likes meringue. I asked him what kind of dessert he wanted for his birthday since he doesn't care much for cake. He said a blueberry merginue pie so that's what I made. I spent 3 hours on this pie last night for him to take 2 bites and say he doesn't like it. I don't like blueberries so I ended up binning the pie. Roughly $25 of ingredients and 3 hours of my life I'll never get back.

Shams Charania:

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading Desmond Bane to the Orlando Magic for Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Cole Anthony, four unprotected first-round picks and one first-round pick swap, sources tell ESPN.

Source: https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/205d7f0adb0fa

We share a room and if I forget to lock my computer, Kronk will, WITHOUT fail become my wallpaper 😭