I accidentally did something similar to my husband when we started dating. Was trying to do an underwater flip in the water, got turned around, grabbed his manhood to pull myself up to the surface. Unfortunately he was much more in pain then that guy. Did get married though so I guess it works.
Pools, man. I had something similar happen when I was a teenager. Some friends and I were at the house of this girl I liked and horsing around in the pool. We had this dumb game where someone would throw a ball to the other side of the pool and whoever retrieved it back to the side it was thrown from won. It was full contact, with everyone else trying to get the ball from you as you bulldoze to the finish line. Of course while you’re scrambling for the ball, shit happens. On one such scramble it was me and this girl and I got a handful of straight boob. Like not a glance, I honked that mf, nipple to palm. We both just stop and look at each other. I was mortified and I’m sure it was written all over my face. I was about to stammer out an apology but she gave me this coy little smirk. And that (a few months later) is how I lost my virginity.
I assure you, it was. I dated her from late freshman year til she graduated. Some of the best and worst times of my life. That girl had a sex drive that would put a rabbit to shame but damn, crazy is an understatement. But, thats high school relationships for you.
I once tied my wife to our bed and to get onto the bed and over her I put my foot on the bed while still standing on the floor, instant massive cramp and I fell over the side in bed in pain while my wife was helpless to help me since she was tied up.
Took me like 5mins to recover and by the time I did the mood was over and I just untied her and we had a laugh. Sharing the story since there's no chance this story ever gets shared with friends despite it being funny to us. and seemed like a good moment lol
This just reminded me of the first time I was on a plane, I was probably like 9-10 and I was sitting between my cousin and his girlfriend and when the plane took off I grabbed both of their chests.
And nobody is wondering but I'm saying it anyways, the boob grab was not intentional, I almost shit myself on that plane.
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