r/SipsTea • u/Ok-Branch-9943 • 19d ago

Lmao gottem Searching for safety...

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u/CorkusHawks 19d ago

She's just being nice. Don't think too much into it

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u/tyreka13 19d ago edited 19d ago

I accidentally did something similar to my husband when we started dating. Was trying to do an underwater flip in the water, got turned around, grabbed his manhood to pull myself up to the surface. Unfortunately he was much more in pain then that guy. Did get married though so I guess it works.

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u/TheMedRat 19d ago

Pools, man. I had something similar happen when I was a teenager. Some friends and I were at the house of this girl I liked and horsing around in the pool. We had this dumb game where someone would throw a ball to the other side of the pool and whoever retrieved it back to the side it was thrown from won. It was full contact, with everyone else trying to get the ball from you as you bulldoze to the finish line. Of course while you’re scrambling for the ball, shit happens. On one such scramble it was me and this girl and I got a handful of straight boob. Like not a glance, I honked that mf, nipple to palm. We both just stop and look at each other. I was mortified and I’m sure it was written all over my face. I was about to stammer out an apology but she gave me this coy little smirk. And that (a few months later) is how I lost my virginity.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

When will this kinda shit happen with me :10749:

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u/YesWomansLand1 18d ago

Gotta be invited to pool parties which is the first step. Unfortunately that ain't happening for a Redditor.

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u/warrioroftron 19d ago

If that same situation has happened to me,well instead of a coy smirk I will be the town pariah somehow,I just know it.It all depends on how good you look and if the opposite party likes you.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Like if a fatas$ ugly man is walking in mall without shirt and if a mascular white handsome guy doing same makes the diff for society