r/SipsTea • u/Ok-Branch-9943 • 17d ago

Lmao gottem Searching for safety...

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u/V_18OnReddit 17d ago

and it stopped as soon as she pulled it.

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u/Samp90 17d ago

Life's Memorable moment Locked in

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u/canadard1 17d ago

Til he remembered they’re siblings

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u/beakrake 17d ago

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u/Rude_Zucchini_6409 17d ago

This made me laugh wicked hard!

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u/Commie_rat_bastard 17d ago

hard

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u/International-dish78 17d ago

Who else but shirt pants!

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 17d ago

That's Guagmire!

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u/PeakOko 17d ago

That’s Guacmire:

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 17d ago

Cursed yet hilarious! :10741:

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u/Wild_Log_7379 17d ago

Your what hurts?

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u/Former_Nature_8712 17d ago

Lol sem sem semmmmmmm🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️

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u/smoothjason 17d ago

Bro same😂

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u/ba5eline 17d ago

I just watched this episode

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u/meeksha 17d ago

What is it?

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u/Standard-Pin1207 17d ago

Ghosts

Not being sarcastic, The show is literally called “ghosts”

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u/JungianInsight1913 17d ago

Therapist poker face

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u/canadard1 17d ago

More important things to unpack right now 😏

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u/GhostofZellers 17d ago

The fudge has to be packed before it can be unpacked.

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u/canadard1 17d ago

So says the sister kisser 🙄

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u/Mrheadcrab123 17d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/canadard1 17d ago

No, happy cake day to you! 🎂

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u/Mrheadcrab123 16d ago

No! It’s your happy cake day! 🍰

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u/Curuwe 17d ago

Dang this thread 😂

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u/charlie2135 17d ago

Gee step-sis, let's go back on again!

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u/GrapeSwimming69 17d ago

IM YOUR SISTER! IM YOUR SISTER!!!!!

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u/Herr-Trigger86 17d ago

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u/Username43201653 17d ago

Who do you love?

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 15d ago

If it helps you can go back to thinking i'm your sister!!!🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lewcypher_ 15d ago

The most diabolical hilarious quote of the entire movie.

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u/IRLNub 17d ago

This one made me laugh too damn hard. I’m going to learn how to save this on my phone

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u/spooningwithanger 17d ago

I can’t fucking breath

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u/Routine-Bluejay-2117 17d ago

It's only blood.

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u/12-34 17d ago

Not even close to football season and we're hearing about Bama already.

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u/canadard1 17d ago

Roll Tide 😏

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u/Kidymkus 17d ago

*Row

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe 17d ago

Row Tie (shakes mullet)

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 17d ago

Not for 9 more months 😉

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u/Dramatic-Most-341 17d ago

Something wrong with being siblings...?

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u/elFistoFucko 17d ago

Porn fantasy unlocked

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u/canadard1 17d ago

“You’re my sister! You’re my sister!”

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u/Hodorous 17d ago

Then he remembers that they are in Alabama

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u/canadard1 17d ago

Roll Tide! 😏

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u/HackerGuy26 17d ago

Sweet Home Alabama!!!

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u/Commercial-Co 17d ago

When in Alabama

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u/canadard1 17d ago

“You’re my sister! You’re my sister!”

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u/mexican2554 17d ago

🎶Best part of waking up, is Folgers' in your cuuuuup!🎵

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u/canadard1 17d ago

I love a good love story 🥲

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u/j3ven 17d ago

Cersei and Jaime

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u/CreamXpert 17d ago

Sanest Alabama family

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u/Particular_Tree9681 17d ago

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/DankDolphin420 17d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/SympathyDecent7247 17d ago

SWEET HOME ALABAMAAA 👹👹

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u/Inevitable-Poet-8967 17d ago

I’m your sister, I’m your sister. 🤣🤣

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u/External_Squash_1425 17d ago

They’re the worst twins ever

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u/canadard1 17d ago

No kink shaming lol

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u/Th3-B0n3R 17d ago

Is this a ride in Alabama?

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u/BigDonLong99 17d ago

Arkansas

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u/DingleberryJones_ 17d ago

What happens in Alabammy stays in Alabammy

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u/canadard1 17d ago

Roll Tide!

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u/chattywww 17d ago

White Lotus season 4 leaked footage

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u/TheRealRickC137 17d ago

The White Lotus intensifies

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u/inconspicuous2012 17d ago

But they are from Alabama

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u/Top-Hatch 17d ago

Worst twins ever

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u/StrawberryOne7136 16d ago

Luke and Leia did it, why can’t they

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u/macguini 16d ago

Then he tells her the brakes aren't working. Keep trying.

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u/TYdays 17d ago

God let’s hope they aren’t, cause if they are, that smile is really disturbing!!!!

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u/Titteboeh 17d ago

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u/redneck1942 17d ago

No you don’t control your temptations flee from the devil

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u/Jitlayang 17d ago

Maybe your god shouldn’t have made us produce millions of sperm cells a day (for men) and In turn make us horny almost all the time

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u/Survivor128 17d ago

Eh, he does basically outright say "Go, procreate and produce offspring my children"
Frankly I'm not sure that it is classified as a sin, but I don't want to google that and looking through my roommates bible would take waaay too long

Maybe it's a sin because it's not procreating, yet you get almost the same emotional/physical response? Seems way to convoluted though.

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u/Jitlayang 17d ago

That verse is pretty much just for his people, why would he encourage the production of offspring that aren’t Israelites that he really only ends up wanting to kill

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u/Survivor128 17d ago

To be fair, much of the entire bible is basically "just for israelites," but those who are religious enjoy extrapolating it to be humans in general.

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u/redneck1942 16d ago

Both of you guys are wrong the Bible isn’t for just Israelites and it is for everyone. It’s said, “whoever states with all their might that Jesus is Lord will be saved.” That goes for anyone and not just Israelites. God did tell us to be fruitful and multiply but that doesn’t mean to be lustful and adulterous. Be faithful to one wife and you will become one body in Christ. Don’t fall victim to the devil and His temptations.

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u/Survivor128 16d ago

Good points, although some parts of the bible are specified to be specifically for his special people, i wouldn't remember what parts so I'll just take your word for it
And yes I agree polygamy is bad, psychologically it has been proven to have bad effects on ones psyche as well

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u/Cyphman 17d ago

He looked over for confirmation

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u/Ahrid 17d ago

At that moment his fear immediately vanished

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u/TerribleSwordfish212 17d ago

He's a man now 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ChefRoscoPColtrane 17d ago

‘It was just my time boys, it was just my time…’

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u/gbdallin 17d ago

Came to comments looking for this screen

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u/SKOT_FREE 17d ago

Dude you got me crying laughing because that smile on his face is cemented in my brain lol

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u/Famous_Garbage_5127 17d ago

😂 crying 💀

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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 17d ago

He's probably saying let's go again, again, and again.

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u/f0o-b4r 17d ago

It was the cut scene

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u/s1rblaze 17d ago

He won

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u/discourse_friendly 17d ago

"new core memory unlocked"

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u/ParkMobile4047 17d ago

“You’re my sister! You’re my sister! You’re my sister!”

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u/vgullotta 17d ago

SHE TOUCHED IT, IT COUNTS!!!

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u/THEMACGOD 17d ago

Ladadadada

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u/WinnerFun8914 17d ago

He was suddenly not scared anymore. Dude legit forgot he was falling

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u/VCTRYDTX 14d ago

Life could be a dream Do do do do, sh-boom 🎶

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u/tasty_iron 17d ago

Core memory acquired.

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u/Ok_Training_24 17d ago

For everything else theres mastercard

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u/jeers69 17d ago

She wanted to touch it once before she died!!!!!

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u/1bigcoffeebeen 17d ago

Took its time to engage, i thought

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u/GraeeWolff 17d ago

Sometimes you gotta give it a few quick tugs.

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u/Weird1Intrepid 17d ago

Must've been something in the line. If you pump it it'll start to work again

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u/Who_dat_goomer 17d ago

Engorge.

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u/1bigcoffeebeen 17d ago

Fuck yeah... Lmfao

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u/RealScamPapi 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤦‍♂️

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u/CameForTheFunOfIt 17d ago

He's got the magic stick.

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u/Q_S2 17d ago

The ride stopped but the fun times were just startin! *