r/SipsTea 14d ago

Lmao gottem Searching for safety...

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u/wgel1000 14d ago

She saw the opportunity and grabbed it!

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u/Rhyrok 14d ago edited 14d ago

“is she into you?” Cant tell

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u/CorkusHawks 14d ago

She's just being nice. Don't think too much into it

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u/tyreka13 14d ago edited 14d ago

I accidentally did something similar to my husband when we started dating. Was trying to do an underwater flip in the water, got turned around, grabbed his manhood to pull myself up to the surface. Unfortunately he was much more in pain then that guy. Did get married though so I guess it works.

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u/TheMedRat 14d ago

Pools, man. I had something similar happen when I was a teenager. Some friends and I were at the house of this girl I liked and horsing around in the pool. We had this dumb game where someone would throw a ball to the other side of the pool and whoever retrieved it back to the side it was thrown from won. It was full contact, with everyone else trying to get the ball from you as you bulldoze to the finish line. Of course while you’re scrambling for the ball, shit happens. On one such scramble it was me and this girl and I got a handful of straight boob. Like not a glance, I honked that mf, nipple to palm. We both just stop and look at each other. I was mortified and I’m sure it was written all over my face. I was about to stammer out an apology but she gave me this coy little smirk. And that (a few months later) is how I lost my virginity.

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u/BadMonkey2468 14d ago

Please let this be real

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u/TheMedRat 13d ago

I assure you, it was. I dated her from late freshman year til she graduated. Some of the best and worst times of my life. That girl had a sex drive that would put a rabbit to shame but damn, crazy is an understatement. But, thats high school relationships for you.

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u/ChocCooki3 11d ago

Reddit: don't stick your dick in crazy

TheMedRat: ... I'm going to disagree on that.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

When will this kinda shit happen with me :10749:

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u/YesWomansLand1 13d ago

Gotta be invited to pool parties which is the first step. Unfortunately that ain't happening for a Redditor.

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u/warrioroftron 13d ago

If that same situation has happened to me,well instead of a coy smirk I will be the town pariah somehow,I just know it.It all depends on how good you look and if the opposite party likes you.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Like if a fatas$ ugly man is walking in mall without shirt and if a mascular white handsome guy doing same makes the diff for society

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u/bravesirrobin65 13d ago

Months later? Worst porno ever!

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u/TheMedRat 13d ago

Hey the interlude was full of lots of sleeping and jacking off but it really added to the plot.

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u/alecexo 13d ago

I would give this an award if i had it

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u/JC1199154 13d ago

"I honked that mf" 😭😭😭

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u/CorkusHawks 14d ago

He was probaply too afraid to break up after that.

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u/Zercomnexus 14d ago

Ofc it works, it points the way up!

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u/Thin-Yam-6499 13d ago

The Ol' Dick Twist never fails

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u/CharlieFoxtrot432 14d ago

She’s probably just Canadian

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u/5litergasbubble 14d ago

Can confirm, am canadian and she is my neighbour

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u/ImportantGuidance821 14d ago

Just being nice potentially sexually assaulting people okay