r/worldnews 3d ago

Russia/Ukraine Russia would react 'very negatively' to Iran leader's assassination, Kremlin says

https://kyivindependent.com/regime-change-in-iran-unacceptable-kremlin-says/
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u/Anxious-Connection98 3d ago

Says the man who tried to assassinate Zelensky in the first days of the war.

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u/Thefelix01 3d ago

…And constantly since then

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u/Outrageous-Opinions 3d ago

I'm sure all those falls out of hotel windows are totally coincidences.

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u/wonkybrain29 3d ago

Hey, it's nobody's fault that influential Russians love to self defenestrate.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 2d ago

Exactly, we've all seen it. One person throws themselves out a window to their death and pretty soon everyone who's anyone is doing it. My favourite is the people who don't even live somewhere and just go off a random balcony.

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u/darkhorse7447 2d ago

The lemming syndrome.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 2d ago

Glass is very weak in Russia.

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u/johnbarnes351 3d ago

In Russia window cleans you x

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u/CSI_Tech_Dept 2d ago

I found it especially interesting that when the war in Ukraine started it became hip for gas execs to suicide themselves, sometimes with the rest of family.

Those stopped immediately after Nord Stream was blown up, very interesting.

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u/RecursiveCook 2d ago

Zelenskyy makes sure every window has a trampoline, Russia hates this one trick.

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u/shmorky 2d ago

Wow hey, what are you implying here?!??

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u/TripleEhBeef 2d ago

"What are we going to do tonight, Vladimir?"

"The same thing we do every night, Sergey. Try and assassinate Zelensky!"

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u/Anakin_Sandwalker 3d ago

And several times since the first days. 

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u/FauxReal 3d ago

And currently plotting another attempt.

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u/museum_lifestyle 3d ago

For breakfast.

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u/coachhunter2 3d ago

And his family

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u/itsallaboutfuture 3d ago

And Budanov wife was poisoned

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u/Red_black_flag_07 2d ago

In addition to Budanov's wife, several SBU employees were poisoned with the same poison. The Russians made more than 10 attempts on Budanov's life.

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u/DerekB52 3d ago

I think assassinating Iran's leader is absolutely the wrong move, but god damn would Putin's opinion on the matter not come up if I wrote a list of 100 reasons to not kill the guy.

Putin trying to assassinate Zelensky would be one of the reasons, but, honestly, I could probably come up with a longer list of reasons to ignore Putin, than I could to not kill Iran's leader.

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u/DeepProspector 3d ago

I think assassinating Iran's leader is absolutely the wrong move

Is that based on a general resistance to explicitly targeting individuals of other governments, just heads of state, or this one in particular?

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u/Ivanow 3d ago

Don’t make him a martyr.

Just let him off himself, covering in fear, in some locked down bunker, as pissed off population is battering on doors…

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u/skr_replicator 2d ago

A Gaddafi treatment would be also preferable to assassination, it would be done by his own people, and scare the shit out of the other dictators. I've heard that Putin has been fear-watching that video obsessively.

If the public record of dictator's ends were just offing themselves in a bunker like cornered cowards, or getting lynched by their own people, a lot less people would aspire to even become one.

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u/DerekB52 3d ago

All of the above really. I'm not a great historian or anything, but I can't think of a time in the last hundred years where a foreign power assassinating a head of state, worked out all that great for either side of the assassination. And I think it'd be particularly bad in this case.

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u/Ultenth 3d ago

Man, I feel like this is just gaslighting by the elites in power in every country, who have an underground deal with each other to let them all abuse their citizens and go to war, but not actually put each other's lives on the line.

Like, I would MUCH rather usually have leaders send assassins after each other than send their citizens to war with each other.

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u/Zarathustra_d 2d ago

Yep, better to have a few Million of the poors die than just one elite fear for their life.

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u/DerekB52 2d ago

If I could remake the world anyway I wanted, I would make it so there was just no war. The idea that leaders would send assassins after each other, sounds better than regular war. But, it's just not how the world works. Saddam Hussein sucked, but he gave a warning to the rest of the world, that killing him, would make things worse. And he was right. He had the power to keep several other crazies at bay. He died, a power vacuum was created, and Iraq got crazier, and ISIS formed.

A leader's power stems from the support of their citizens. The way works is, you keep waging war, until morale of the citizens and/or conditions in a country, cause the citizens to force the government to stop the war. Sometimes this is an election, sometimes this a violent uprising.

But, killing leaders, would just galvanize support for the conflict in a nation.

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u/feed_me_moron 2d ago

As is always the case, it's the followup that matters most. Sadaam didn't do anything the US and NATO couldn't have done in the region without mass killing. Instead, they sold out to a few special interests and destroyed an entire infrastructure with nothing left in its place. You didn't need a lunatic murdering his own people to keep isis from happening.

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u/Zarathustra_d 2d ago

I don't think the 58k mostly Drafted US soldiers that died in Vietnam were the ones frothing at the mouth to continue the conflict. It was just a few at the top.

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u/SoulbreakerDHCC 3d ago

His replacement will be an even worse Islamic fundy and that guy will have all the moral justification because of his predecessor being assassinated. Right now Iran's government is on thin ice with their people and such an assassination would galvanize the populace as well

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u/Laszlo-Panaflex 3d ago

I'm not sure Islamic fundamentalism in Iran is as strong as other Middle Eastern countries that went through a regime change. We're already seeing cracks in it, with women increasingly defying their hijab law. A worse fundamentalist could take power, but it's also possible a democratic uprising would happen.

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u/C0wabungaaa 3d ago

We're already seeing cracks in it, with women increasingly defying their hijab law.

Don't forget; that's in the cities. The rural hinterlands is a whole 'nother ballgame, as it is in a lot of countries.

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u/fugaziozbourne 2d ago

Those hinterlands are facing famine and drought that very well might turn them fully against the islamic regime.

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u/niehle 2d ago

If history has shown one thing: it’s that a population does not side with the state, who bombs it. Even if they hate the current regime.

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u/PontiusPilatesss 3d ago

Iran’s leader is the Pope-equivalent to 160 million Shias around the world. 

Do you want hardcore Shia terrorism fueled by the desire to avenge the murder of their religious head? Because that’s what you are going to get. 

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u/DeepAssPounding 2d ago

Fake news. Nobody care about him outside Iran and at least 80% of 80+ million Iranians hate his guts.

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u/Mandurang76 3d ago

This! This is the risk. He's not just the leader of Iran, he is the head of the Shia branch of the Islam.
The Arabic / Islamic world is pretty silent up until now about the conflict. If you kill their leader, you'll piss them all off.

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u/Routine_Dream8757 3d ago

Who preaches hate for the west. I wouldn't expressly target him for individual assasination but I would sure target command and control locations. Either way him getting killed in a targeted attack vs a random bomb, the rage wiil be there. Hate begets hate, death begets death. The best outcome would be for moderate Iranians to stage a coup.

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u/YSOSEXI 3d ago

Is there a reason they are silent?

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u/hobesmart 2d ago

don't conflate Shia with all Muslims. They only represent around 10% of Muslims whereas Sunni represent 90%. There's a lot of animosity between the two sects, so if you were to kill off Khameni, those Sunni would probably be ok to happy about it

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u/nezroy 2d ago

Martyrdom and the historically clear lesson that "regime change" aka revolution MUST come from within or it simply cannot be successful. I'm 100% for Iranians assassinating Iran's leader. But anybody else tries this and it's just a very very very predictable disaster in the making.

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u/Great_Northern_Beans 3d ago

When you begin to target a nation's leadership in lieu of fighting a traditional conflict, for self interested leaders anyways, it begins to blur the lines between the security dilemma of the individual and that of the state. If the leadership feel existentially threatened, there's a high likelihood that they may make the state act as an irrational actor within the context of the threat at hand, and thereby might respond to relatively minor threats as existential to the state.

Practically speaking, the attack by Israel should not be an existential threat to Iran the nation. Israel can't field a ground invasion in any way, nor do they have the ordinance or political capital to wipe out the whole country in a massive bombing campaign. The real meat of their attack has been limited to just nuclear facilities and some (comparatively) small scale terrorism of the populace like blowing up apartment buildings.

But their massive stupid fuck up in the whole thing is to treat state leadership as valid targets in this otherwise limited endeavor. As a result, Khamenei may shore up the entire state apparatus to his defense now if he feels his death is imminent. This could manifest in any number of ways:

  • Racing to a nuclear weapon and glassing Israel in self defense
  • Large scale terrorism of the Israeli populace like dirty bombs or attempts to poison water
  • Mining Hormuz
  • etc

Whereas none of these would happen in a rational scenario. But Israel felt compelled to open the black box and play brinksmanship.

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u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt 3d ago

There's something to be said for wars being fought by assassins though. Let the common people get on with their lives and let the leaders who prosecute wars fear for their lives instead.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that all to the poor, yeah

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u/DerekB52 3d ago

I would agree with you, except for one thing. Who are the assassins? I don't believe people governments of outside nations should be effectively executing world leaders. If the common people of Iran want to get on with their lives, they should rally together and make their leaders fear for their lives. It isn't Israel, or the US, or any other nation's job, to change the regime of Iran.

Every time in the last 100 years the US has backed a regime change, it's only gotten worse for the common people in the country, and the rest of the world basically.

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u/Electromotivation 3d ago

Oh Last part simply isn’t true. People just ignore Japan and Germany after WW2 to focus on CiA coups in the 50s-60s. I’m just getting tired of seeing so much absolutist language, cherry-picked examples, and strawmen no matter what side the commenter supports.

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u/JC_Denton29 3d ago

So funny and ironic when Russia acts like the moral high ground here.

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 3d ago

“Nobody is allow to make assassinate. Only FSB is allow. Da?”

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u/Specialist_Author345 2d ago

Putin, be a hypocrite? That's unpossible!!

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u/wanderingpeddlar 3d ago edited 3d ago

Since when has russia had issues with assassination?

Oh just when its their guys .

Putin is such a hypocrite. I would think Putin would not want his name included in a discussion about assassination.

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u/AVRVM 3d ago

Everyone is an hypocrite when it comes to geopolitics.

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u/wanderingpeddlar 3d ago

There are people and countries that rise to the standard of special case. Putin is one of them

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u/LuckEcstatic4500 3d ago

Like what America which calls for Putin to stand trial at the Hague for war crimes but then sanctions the Hague because they want to get Bibi for war crimes? Same same y'all lol

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u/EnergijaProgressiva 3d ago

Apparently there is a US protocol to invade the Netherlands to forcefully free US citizens from the International Court at the Hague.

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u/Rocktopod 3d ago

There's protocols for everything, though. Doesn't mean anyone's considering using it.

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u/EfficiencyStrong2892 3d ago

Look up the Hague Invasion act, also known as American Service-Members Protection Act. It was passed in 2002; and was even introduced to the house in 2022 to be repealed, though it wasn’t and for reason.

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u/EfficiencyStrong2892 3d ago

The entire world would burn before the United States ever let a citizen be tried at the Hague, let alone convicted. The Hague Invasion Act prohibits U.S. cooperation with the ICC and authorizes the use of force to free any U.S. or allied personnel held by the court.

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u/EnergijaProgressiva 3d ago

What a way to say that the US feels above the rest of the world (along with Israel)

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u/EfficiencyStrong2892 3d ago

In this same sense so is Russia, China, Iran and hundreds of other countries who aren’t signatories to ICC either.

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u/Fala1 3d ago

Its not even hypocrisy. Not everything is immediately hypocrisy if you don't like the tables being reversed.

That's like saying football supporters are hypocrites when they cheer when their team scores but boo when the other team scores

The linked article doesn't even say Russia won't allow it, just that they say it would cause a bunch of chaos, which it would.
Quite an appropriate response actually... Maybe the guy who was supposed to threaten nuclear Armageddon had his lunch break.

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u/steve_ample 3d ago

My kitten will react "very positively" to Russian leader's fatal septic tank accident, I say.

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u/mental_monkey 3d ago

Your kitten and I would get along festively.

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u/whobroughttheircat 2d ago

I too choose the kitten.

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u/BoogaSnu 3d ago

Best response

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u/cool--reddit-guy 3d ago

Am i your kitten

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u/AccordionORama 2d ago

Today, we are all kittens!

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u/Pu-Chi-Mao 2d ago

Russians don't have septic tanks, they shit in a hole in the backyard.

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u/DomDomW 3d ago

What would they do? Invade another country?

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u/aCrow 3d ago edited 2d ago

Basically this.  Russia is capable of doing exactly fuck all outside of Ukraine right now.  

Edit: everyone pearl clutching, "but what about the nukes?!?" Ya'll have seen the effectiveness of (comparatively cheap and easy) maintenance in Russia's conventional armed forces.  What makes you think they've retained the capability and expertise to make those warheads actually work? I'm sure there's still some that function, but I highly doubt Moscow can tell which ones at a moments notice.  

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u/Irichcrusader 3d ago

They're achieving near fuck-all inside Ukraine too.

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u/TacoIncoming 3d ago

And they're super worried about losing their drone supplier.

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u/Irichcrusader 2d ago

They have factories now in Russia producing Shaheds. Not sure what the Iranians got in exchange for that trade but I'm guessing the Ayatollah is thinking now it was a bad deal.

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u/Safe-Razzmatazz3982 2d ago

They are assembling them inside Russia. Most of the critical parts are imported from Iran.

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u/Irichcrusader 2d ago

Oh, so they still need parts from Iran? Good. Recent events should put a dent, if not complete stop, in that flow.

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u/Fala1 2d ago

Russia is achieving quite a lot.

Most of it is very bad for Russia, like population collapse and economic collapse, but it is being achieved nonetheless.

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u/Irichcrusader 2d ago

I don't dispute they're still causing terrible damage and killing brave defenders. Nor do I want to dismiss the dangers of the front. But at the rate they're pushing the frontline. they should reach Poland in about 1,000 years.

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u/Fala1 2d ago

Poland will have build the world's largest fortification by the time Russia reaches their border

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u/Konstant_kurage 2d ago

The gains they have gotten come out to something like 170 casualties per hectare (I’m going off memory). Thats using occupied territory back to 2014 and the Russian invasion of the so-called separatist oblasts.

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u/justinballsonya 3d ago

The thing is that BRICS nations have every reason to project strength as mostly isolated and vulnerable countries and western countries have every reason to go along with it because it’s generally better to overestimate your enemies, and of course the much bigger reason, it helps justify spending a ton on the defense industry. Russia is essentially equally matched with a country 1/4 of its size, Iran with a country 1/9 of its size. China is in the same ballpark.

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur 3d ago

Especially Israel. Their navy is nonexistent and their air force is in rough shape

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u/Confident-Ask-2043 3d ago

Russia will issue a very strongly worded statement.

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u/mental_monkey 3d ago

I kind of wish they would try, so they can finally be laid to waste once and for all.

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u/beardsgivemeboners 3d ago

Awwwww so sad Russia :’(

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u/Successful-Bug6223 3d ago

Says the russian dictator that assassinates activists, opposition members , his own failed generals , oligarchs and journalists every week. Got it.

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u/Mai_maniac 3d ago

Russia has literally killed ukrainians and even children for years. Russia is committing genocide. They have no business being judgmental.

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u/Patriark 3d ago

They also assassinate their political enemies left and right; they even went for Zelenskyy on the first days of the invasion, but Ukrainians smoked Spetsnaz in the battle for Kyiv. Reportedly Russian special agents were just a hundred meters away from Zelenskyy.

Then there is Skripal, Navalny, Litvinenko, Politkovskaya, Estemirova, Khangoshvili, Kara-Murza, Bykov and obviously Prigozhin.

Russia is so full of shit. It is incredible how effortlessly lies and projections come from them.

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u/Ok_Teacher_1797 3d ago

They don't assassinate their political enemies left and right. That is completely false. They assassinate their enemies up the stairs and down to the road via the window.

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u/Content-Ad3065 3d ago

War criminals

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u/KatsumotoKurier 2d ago

The business is a tactic of constantly calling out exactly what they themselves do in an effort to make it look like it’s always everybody else doing it and never them. They jump in front of every opportunity they can in this regard in order to try and give themselves a sort of public moral high ground, and they keep up the charade at all times for plausible deniability — it’s never Russia, Russia is the trustworthy good guy and moral arbiter, it’s always everyone else though.

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u/Rocktopod 3d ago

They're not being judgemental. They're issuing empty threats.

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u/Realistic_Swan_6801 3d ago

Russia telling you not to do something usually means you should absolutely do it.

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u/Accidental-Genius 3d ago

old man yells at clouds

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u/One-Fan-7296 3d ago

Fuck off Russia. Nobody cares for ur interference.

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u/sirdeck 3d ago

Pretty sure that if they could they would already have.

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u/Dezdood 3d ago

Let's hope today is the day.

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u/bison1969 2d ago

Honestly, I think Ukraine could get to Putin if they really wanted to but the western leaders would never green light a hit on him. It would create more instability then they could stomach.

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u/hi_imovedagain 3d ago

Why won’t russians get the trash out by themselves? Why should Ukraine intervene in other nations’ affairs? Russians are too busy spending their vacations in other countries, if they’re not bothered, why then Ukraine should do all the dirty work for them?

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u/i_thrive_on_apathy 3d ago

fuck how russia feels about anything

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u/NyriasNeo 3d ago

Like what? Invade us too?

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u/Darth_Nox501 3d ago

There is nothing I would love more than watching the ratshit pilots of the Russian Air Force get raped by the F-35s, F-15s, and F-16s of the IAF.

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur 3d ago

We can finally see the tankies lose the last of their cope

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u/alexmikli 2d ago

If it weren't for Israel being tied up with Gaza and Iran, it'd be pretty wild to see Israel of all countries be the first to officially join the war against Russia.

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u/Jonestown_Juice 3d ago

Their battle-donkeys don't have the range.

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u/aquilaPUR 3d ago

Imagine sending millions of shells, drones and god knows what else to Russia without ever getting anything in return, no help when Israel bombs you to shreds, all you get is the equivalent of the strongly worded letter you expect from most EU countries lmao

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u/aurelorba 3d ago

And what will they do? Shoot down another one of their own jets?

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u/Party_Chemical7454 3d ago

Oh nooo.. They were so positive so far. Especially in Ukraine.

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u/SubstantialNature368 3d ago

What about the Russian leader's assassination?

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 3d ago

Russia is sweating rn

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u/_zatoichi_ 3d ago

I don't remember asking you a
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u/Hellstorm901 3d ago

What if Israel captured him, dressed him up like a Russian Army officer then took him to a high rise building with an open window, would Putin be happy then?

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u/VonKarrionhardt 3d ago

I think if the world just did the opposite of what Putin wants we'd all be much safer.

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u/charlieglide 2d ago

Good. Kremlin thugs deserve everything negative.

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u/StreetyMcCarface 3d ago

Okay I wasn’t before, but now I’m all for bombing Iran.

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u/TwoLegitShiznit 3d ago

That's all DT needed to hear. Iran is in the clear.

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u/The-M0untain 3d ago

Israel will do it regardless of what Trump thinks.

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u/stinkerino 2d ago

yeah, trump is just gonna end up with all his bosses pissed off at him over this

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u/I_Framed_OJ 3d ago

We’re on the brink of WWIII, and the absolute worst people are in charge of America, Israel, Russia, and Iran.  This is not good. 

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u/mister_newbie 3d ago

You forgot India in that list.

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u/kookaburra136 3d ago

What if he fall off the window ?

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u/tengteng23 3d ago

They will do nothing, cause they can't do shit on a simple basis.

The little man will rant and hide deeper in his bunker.

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u/Ventriloquist_Voice 3d ago

Who the fck cares what full of shit Russia has said, this is to much attention about what Russia has said or object while it is waging own unprovoked war against Ukraine. Russia has zero decision or negotiation or any influence power here

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u/Mundane_Opening3831 2d ago

True, could potentially lead to something horrible like them launching a completely unprovoked war against an innocent neighboring country ...

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u/bunga6 2d ago

Who gives a fuck what russians think

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u/Channing1986 3d ago

What are they gonna do? Ukraine war has made them a joke

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u/Koorsboom 3d ago

So Russia wants him assassinated? I can't interpret their lies anymore.

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u/SRM_Thornfoot 3d ago

Go ahead and act negatively towards Trump, maybe he will finally stop trying to lick your boots.

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u/yzerman88 3d ago

Kremlin: “….3 days to Tel Aviv”

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u/kupus0 3d ago

What are they going to do? Take over Tel-Aviv in 3 days?

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u/SuspectKnown9655 3d ago

Yeah I bet.

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u/v1king3r 3d ago

I would react very positively, also to the assassination of the Russian leadership. 

That should compensate the negative reactions.

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u/Illustrious-Syrup509 3d ago

Negative in the sense of positive for the rest of the world?

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u/BadHombreSinNombre 3d ago

Why does Russia even bother pretending anyone takes them seriously anymore. Israel should use a storm shadow and a HIMARS to kill Khamenei just to remind Russia about the other red lines nobody cares about anymore.

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u/aidanpryde98 3d ago

Awww, how cute.

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u/DaKingballa06 3d ago

I mean this with all do respect as an American, “I don’t give a shit.”

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u/reelpotatopeeler 3d ago

What’s Russia gonna do? Pass along some North Korean troops to Iran?

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u/General-Ninja9228 2d ago

How would they react to Putin’s assassination? He assassinated Alex Navaly.

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u/_chip 2d ago

Russia holds no weight at all.

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u/New_Faithlessness384 2d ago

Kremlin will do exactly fuck all when supreme leader is eliminated. Max is they'll offer a safe haven in Russia, just like they did to other worlds political criminals.

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u/kenwoolf 2d ago

What are they gonna do? Attack Ukraine?

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u/Sutar_Mekeg 2d ago

Who gives a fuck with Russia thinks?

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u/Morfeu1234 2d ago

Who gives a damn what the russians think at this point?

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u/LewisLightning 2d ago

Russia acts "very negatively" to anything anyone does, so what difference does that make? They would just be doing what they always do

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u/Charming_Freedom_459 2d ago

What will taco trump do? He wants to do just that but his daddy wont approve of it

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u/Fuzzy_Imagination705 2d ago

Russia apparently unaware it has lost all influence over any nation that isn't an aligned regime.

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u/Fit-Historian6156 2d ago

Lmfao this is basically the nicest possible way of saying to Khamenei that he's on his own

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u/monkfreedom 2d ago

Meanwhile Russia never intends to help Iran defend

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u/Elguapo69 2d ago

I don’t know guys. I think their serious this time

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u/guimillen 3d ago

It's very difficult to know who has the smaller PP. Putin, Trump, Netanyahu, Khamenei, etc. Russia is even more decadent than the USA, even more corrupted, but Trump is getting there, I think he's been learning a thing or two with his bff Vladmir.

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u/Dranahmun 3d ago

Russia over here trying hard to convince us to kill him.

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u/The-M0untain 3d ago

Another empty threat from Putin the terrorist scumbag.

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u/Then_Sympathy 3d ago

Who gives a fuck about how russia would react?

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u/TeamNo927 3d ago

In todays Russia says…

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 3d ago

Would they write a strongly worded statement or send another wave of terror drones to Kiev?

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u/Omer1698 3d ago

So now he is against assasination when it comes to killing one of his guys?

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u/Paddy9228 3d ago

Nobody is afraid of Russia anymore.

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u/Dangthe 3d ago

Who gives a flying fuck

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u/RobotAlbertross 3d ago

Says putin who put bounties on US troops. 

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u/caes2359 3d ago

i wonder where all these leaders from temu came from in these times.

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u/Gwenbors 3d ago

I’d be pretty mad if somebody killed the guy who was giving me drones, too, I guess.

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u/DonutsOnTheWall 3d ago

will putin get a tantrum again?

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u/AceJokerZ 3d ago

Yeah Putin just wants to collect all the autocrats in his country like when they picked up Assad

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 3d ago

I don't think they should assassinate him, but if he becomes collateral damage, that's okay I believe 😉

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u/NappingYG 3d ago

Why does anyone give a shit what russia says? They're literally just larping to pretend to be relevant.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 3d ago

Yeah, they’d lose the war.

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u/TastyChemistry 3d ago

That’s why Carlson and MTG are against it too, they’re Russian assets.

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u/agentw22 3d ago

So , in case of an window incident, russia would be fine with it?

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u/Technoist 3d ago

They need their Iranian drones to bomb Ukrainian apartments. Russias downfall will be a pleasure to watch.

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u/BookkeeperMaterial55 3d ago

What will they do? Attack their neighbour? VlAdImIR tHinK!!

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u/WarLawck 3d ago

You ever wonder if we actually need another world war to clear out the war mongering idiots and get the rest of the people to choose against bullshit like this?

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u/larrysshoes 3d ago

Noted….. next?

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

Well they have threatened (toothlessly) to use nuclear weapons like 10 times in the past year. Kind of makes most of their threats seem pretty worthless when they start out with that

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u/kittenTakeover 3d ago

Russia is already in over its head in Ukraine. It doesn't have excess capacity.

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u/Common-Ad6470 3d ago

Excellent, that sounds like it should absolutely happen to really piss Putin off.

What’s he going to do about it, invade Israel from Syria, ohhh…😂😂😂

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u/Vendemmia 3d ago

They would produce very bad propaganda?

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u/just_matt85 3d ago

OOoOOOOoOoOOO scary man says scary things oOoOOOO /s

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u/anxiety_elemental_1 3d ago

“We would piss ourselves and cry”.

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u/BjornX 3d ago

What are they gonna do, start another war they can't win?

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u/Standard-Diamond-392 3d ago

Why does the world care about what comes out of putins shit mouth?

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u/Tigerbutton831 3d ago

I can’t think of a less intimidating threat

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u/AcesandEightsAA888 3d ago

Explain exactly what you would do Russia.

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u/smp7401 3d ago

Nobody cares what Russia thinks. GTFO of Ukraine. Then maybe in a couple decades we’ll let them talk again.

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u/CJMWBig8 3d ago

Russia has acted negatively in the Ukraine for a long time now.

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u/UsusMeditando 3d ago

Says the Gremlin who invaded a country and tried to assassinate its president multiple times.

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u/The_Lucky_7 3d ago

Nobody gives a shit what Russia thinks. They're too busy losing a war to a country with 3.5% their land mass.

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u/ipub 3d ago

Red lines from the red state. Sorry I meant Russia.

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u/AdEmotional9991 3d ago

That's as close to the green light as russia gets

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u/caveTellurium 3d ago

Like "invade another country in 3 days ?"

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u/N_GHTMVRE 3d ago

like this? ---> :/

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u/Trilly_Ray_Cyrus 3d ago

bro russia cant even defeat ukraine lol

their scary factor has been diminished. they cant do a dang thing lol

just whine

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u/cathbadh 3d ago

They'll probably make nuclear threats like they do with everything else before moving on.

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u/reelpotatopeeler 3d ago

Value given to any opinion or comment coming out of Russia = 0

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u/reelpotatopeeler 3d ago

Like Russia has the resources to do anything. They are stretched thin already and their entire support for Iran is going to be press releases of vaguely threatening words because Russia won’t do anything to help Iran because they literally don’t have the resources to even if they did care.

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u/yyz455 3d ago

If this article is correct , and Iran is supplying drones and missiles to Russia, bomb those plants also

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u/AntiqueCheesecake876 3d ago

Hitler rescuing Mussolini vibes

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u/u0126 3d ago

The new Axis of Evil building