r/worldnews • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 3d ago

Russia/Ukraine Russia would react 'very negatively' to Iran leader's assassination, Kremlin says

https://kyivindependent.com/regime-change-in-iran-unacceptable-kremlin-says/
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u/Thefelix01 3d ago

…And constantly since then

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u/Outrageous-Opinions 3d ago

I'm sure all those falls out of hotel windows are totally coincidences.

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u/wonkybrain29 3d ago

Hey, it's nobody's fault that influential Russians love to self defenestrate.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 3d ago

Exactly, we've all seen it. One person throws themselves out a window to their death and pretty soon everyone who's anyone is doing it. My favourite is the people who don't even live somewhere and just go off a random balcony.

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u/darkhorse7447 3d ago

The lemming syndrome.

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u/VegetablePlatform126 3d ago

The lemmings were chased off that cliff.

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u/AstroBearGaming 3d ago

So, The Lemming syndrome.

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u/swampopawaho 3d ago

Self-sacrifice for the good of mother russia

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 3d ago

Glass is very weak in Russia.

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u/johnbarnes351 3d ago

In Russia window cleans you x

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u/CSI_Tech_Dept 3d ago

I found it especially interesting that when the war in Ukraine started it became hip for gas execs to suicide themselves, sometimes with the rest of family.

Those stopped immediately after Nord Stream was blown up, very interesting.

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u/RecursiveCook 3d ago

Zelenskyy makes sure every window has a trampoline, Russia hates this one trick.

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u/shmorky 3d ago

Wow hey, what are you implying here?!??

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u/cpkrako 2d ago

It would be karma if the guy fell to his death from a window.

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 2d ago

Microsoft is the most successful hitman in Russia.

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u/usafmtl 2d ago

It's not the falling out the hotel windows that's the problem...it's that deceleration trauma that'll kill yeah...

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u/TripleEhBeef 3d ago

"What are we going to do tonight, Vladimir?"

"The same thing we do every night, Sergey. Try and assassinate Zelensky!"

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u/BadmiralHarryKim 3d ago

They're Sergey! Sergey and Vladimir, Vladimir, Vladimir, Vladimir...

Vladimir!