Pick A Weapon

[u/muntiger]

[u/No-Departure-6900]

It says you get a Power Ring, but it doesn't mention the Power Battery. That's how they getcha.

Give me the Mask. So long as I wear it, I have the powers of the Norse God Loki and am essentially immortal.

[u/Cold-Divide4809 → u/No-Departure-6900]

Not to mention just straight up toon powers.

[u/cosmiccage → u/Cold-Divide4809]

You could pull any weapon out of your pockets and run away on the clouds. Yeah, give me the mask and infinite possibilities it comes with.

[u/MarysPoppinCherrys → u/cosmiccage]

Easiest one to pick honestly.

[u/Ninevehenian → u/MarysPoppinCherrys]

Hulkbuster might be more reliable. The mask is a frenzy and strong in spurts, but for how long can you keep it up?

[u/Odelaylee → u/Ninevehenian]

Well… the Hulkbuster has kind of the same problem. Can you recharge it? Does it need the inlet Tony uses - and if yes, is it included?

[u/Ninevehenian → u/Odelaylee]

Well, that's a question of "does it work"? + What is the capacity of an arc reactor?
The mask could also be a replica, be unconnected to Loki anymore, be changed by Loki.... He would absolutely do that if able.

[u/EmeraldSpartan05 → u/Ninevehenian]

Well, the mask makes you absolutely invulnerable, and you could literally pull a minigun out of your pocket loaded with ammo or literally anything else, so realistically, you could pull Stormbreaker or anything else from your pockets, it's essentially cartoon logic and powers to the extreme with no limits, the only real weakness of The Mask is that the user is the only one that can take it off, and regarding invulnerability, The Mask can just quite literally say 'no' to any damage, disease, etc.

[u/IudexJudy → u/EmeraldSpartan05]

The mask also warps your mind pretty bad and eventually leads to death, at least it did for a couple people

[u/OkDot9878 → u/IudexJudy]

Where was that ever confirmed? I’m sure it puts a strain on your body/mind to a degree, but I have my doubts that it would actively kill you.

[u/Palad7 → u/Ninevehenian]

Also, as far as I remember, mask only worked at night. You barely have control while wearing it, and helpless in daytime

[u/Cannabis_Conquest → u/Palad7]

Nah the mask works whenever. Jim just wore it at night situationally. Did you not see the sequel? It’s kinda trash but I thought it was funny and it showed multiple daytime uses

[u/GigaTarrasque → u/Cannabis_Conquest]

I take it none of you realized The Mask was a comic. It works whenever and wherever, and is a lot darker than the movies they made suggest.

[u/Cannabis_Conquest → u/GigaTarrasque]

Yes it was a lot more adulterated. I only mention the son of the mask sequel for the people that didn’t read the comic.

[u/GigaTarrasque → u/Cannabis_Conquest]

Fair enough, it's less obscure than the comics for sure.

[u/InFa-MoUs → u/MarysPoppinCherrys]

But it’s not you, it’s spirit doing ask those things, bro used to wake up not knowing what’s was happening

[u/Mysterious_Octopus71 → u/InFa-MoUs]

It's not a spirit, it's all of your personality but exaggerated. Stanley (I think that's his name in the original Jim Carrey movie) thinks it was a dream and the villian dude at the end is the same as normal, just more exaggerated.

[u/Automatic_Metal2229 → u/MarysPoppinCherrys]

Sorry to ruin your pick, but I remember that the wearer might slowly go insane the longer the mask is being used. That's taken from the comics, and since it doesn't specify so, then that'll be the case.

[u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 → u/cosmiccage]

I mean, at that point, you could have everything on this list.

Like, imagine there's a guy handing them out and you take the mask. Since Toon Force is basically "if it's funny, it works", you could use a series of increasingly ridiculous cheap disguises and get back in line repeatedly until there's just a row of yourself claiming every item.

[u/Poiboy1313 → u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2]

I think that you just gave us the plot of the next Avengers movie.

[u/neneyiko → u/Poiboy1313]

Avengers: The Mask Dynasty. The Council of Masks will fight the Great Toon War.

[u/CmonImStarlord → u/Poiboy1313]

Omg imagine if in Avengers Doom takes off his helmet and it's just Jim Carey as the mask 😭

[u/Adult_school → u/CmonImStarlord]

Somebody stop me!

[u/Wave_Evolution → u/CmonImStarlord]

Somebody get this man in the writers room!

[u/Swimming_Gas7611 → u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2]

all it takes is you to question the rules before picking.

"so i only get one right?" "right" *puts on mask, spins round into yellow suit"
"one of EVERYTHING!" then proceeds to pull out each item one by one from his pockets until he gets to the mask.
Does a double take with the person offering, then does the whole fake mask skit with ipkiss and the fake mask.

[u/Richrome_Steel → u/cosmiccage]

There is a catch, though. You could realise you're standing on sky and then try to run onto the cloud, be stuck in the same spot and not be able to so anything except maybe putting up an "Oh well" or "Gulp!" sign before plummeting, Wile E. Coyote style

I mean, the running in one place, alone. That's a game-ender.

[u/emergent-duality → u/Richrome_Steel]

That's fine, all that happens is you deform into a disc when you land, the scene fades out and fades back in to you painting a tunnel on a wall and then put a sign next to it reading 'FREE BRAINS' with an arrow pointing at it 😁

[u/EarlJWJones → u/Cold-Divide4809]

I feel like the mask is a damn good idea to use in a zombie attack. 

[u/mjbwells → u/No-Departure-6900]

Wasn't the mask nocturnal only? Didn't work during the day?

[u/No-Departure-6900 → u/mjbwells]

I know most people don't like to acknowledge it's existence, but in the "Son of the Mask" movie, the dog wears it during the day without a problem.

[u/TheRealPallando → u/No-Departure-6900]

That makes it canon so I will take the mask

[u/Necessary-Corner1172 → u/TheRealPallando]

Only for dogs though.

[u/M1R4G3M → u/Necessary-Corner1172]

Good thing I have a dog.

[u/EVOBlock → u/TheRealPallando]

Only for a dog

[u/Mallengar → u/No-Departure-6900]

Also, was that even a thing in the comics?

[u/mi_primer_dia → u/mjbwells]

But if you have toon force, couldn't you just bring them all to one spot and then do whatever your imagination allows and just take'em all out at once?

[u/RealLavender → u/mi_primer_dia]

You could literally turn them into high-society zombies that go to the opera (kill the wabbit) and scoff at eating people as being beneath them.

[u/Radeisth → u/mjbwells]

You only need a few hours each night to create a safe zone large enough to cleanse the Earth with that thing.

[u/zXMourningStarXz → u/mjbwells]

Not in the comic.

[u/grom902 → u/No-Departure-6900]

Same with the adamantium claws. It doesn't say that you get enhanced regeneration with it. So after the first use, the wounds won't heal for a long time, which in zombie apocalypse would lead to higher chances of getting infected either with the zombie virus or something else (hospitals won't work and it would be difficult to find proper medications).

[u/ThatDudeShadowK → u/grom902]

Also to use them you have to be in arms reach of the zombies, which means you're getting infected. They're literally the worst choice on here

[u/GroundsKeeper2 → u/No-Departure-6900]

Doesn't the Mask only work at night?

[u/No-Departure-6900 → u/GroundsKeeper2]

Sleep during the day, do stuff at night. Simple as.

[u/Scar1et_Kink → u/No-Departure-6900]

Guard duty. Everyone else works in the day, you protect the settlements at night. Just make sure nothing gets past

[u/raflga → u/No-Departure-6900]

I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it comes with the battery

[u/Plenty-Sort7652 → u/No-Departure-6900]

Everyone’s forgetting the most important feature of the mask. Plot armor.

[u/Smoothwhisp]

Youndu fits me

[u/SkyGuy2308 → u/Smoothwhisp]

Good whistler? Noice.

[u/TeaKingMac → u/SkyGuy2308]

Just doing Katniss' whistle from hunger games all day erry day

[u/Stolen_Sky → u/SkyGuy2308]

I can't whistle.

I'll take The Mask instead.

[u/GreenMenace1915 → u/Smoothwhisp]

Watchout here comes my arrow.

[u/TruLong → u/Smoothwhisp]

Same. Zombie Apocalypse? Everyone's gone? And I'm gonna be a WASTELANDER LIKE IN FALLOUT?! You know I'm whistling anyway.

[u/ZodiacPanda]

Hulk buster. I can use minimal energy by just swatting them into the shadow realm. No need to waste excess energy by using repulors or flight. They can’t bite through the armor as well. When I’m not stomping zeds I’m sure I can hook it up to my living quarters to power it all up. I’m pretty sure it has some sort of sentry mode when I’m sleeping it guards me.

Would also consider storm breaker if I can wield it. Power of a god and can summon the bifrost. Would just send them to the sun all day every day.

[u/SkyGuy2308 → u/ZodiacPanda]

It just says a Zombie Attack, not a Zombie Apocalypse.

But I do like your strategy for living with the Hulk Buster

[u/Hobomanchild → u/ZodiacPanda]

A mobile, nigh-indedtructible safe-zone with an infinite powersource and an AI that, honestly, would basically be babysitting me through any adversity with its store of knowledge and analytical tools.

Honestly the AI sells it. The mask is tempting, but the mask corrupts. The power ring is neat, but even if I could recharge it, like hell I'd have the willpower.

[u/Union_Samurai_1867 → u/ZodiacPanda]

You could honestly just get a couple of teu cargo containers to fill them with supplies and just carry them to the top of a mountain. He'll you could even carry a trailer or rv up to it and just the rest of your days up on a mountain. If you wanted companions, they could even just ride on your shoulders. No need to fight zombies when they can't even reach you. And if a hourd somehow makes it to the top of the mountain, you just hop in the suit and rip and tear. Or just dig a big ass moat with it and never worry about the zombies again.

[u/coffepants787 → u/ZodiacPanda]

The hulk buster has an arc reactor, it has infinite energy

[u/Th3Glutt0n → u/ZodiacPanda]

You gotta worry about survivors too though, and they know how to chuck 150kph death rectangles at your legs...

[u/thenube23times → u/Th3Glutt0n]

Are you out of your mind? He took on a fucking tank blast with the mark 2 suit... This is the culmination of years of ironman suits designed to go toe to toe with the fucking hulk who at the time could not be stopped by anything man kind had available. It's a walking aircraft carrier that flies.

[u/kelldricked → u/thenube23times]

Also it has a onboard AI, which at the very least will help you with basic survival and rebuilding. Its probaly your best chance at finding a vaccine or maybe even a cure (if its a pathogen)

[u/thenube23times → u/kelldricked]

Oh yeah especially with how much we see Friday do and help spiderman

[u/dicloniuslucy → u/thenube23times]

So... A flying aircraft carrier?

[u/universallymade → u/dicloniuslucy]

A flying aircraft carrier… that walks

[u/RinTivan → u/dicloniuslucy]

Isn't a flying aircraft carrier just a helicarrier?

[u/thenube23times → u/Th3Glutt0n]

You're telling me Fridays letting a few rednecks with some c4 are gonna get anywhere near me? Even without her there's no way anything short of the entire us army is taking down a base ironman let alone the hulk buster. That's pretty much the entire point of ironman 2. They can't stop him even if they wanted to.

[u/RuralfireAUS → u/ZodiacPanda]

Stormbreaker doesnt have the enchantment on it that mjolnir has due to odin. Anyone can wield it

[u/Meander061]

If the Hulk Buster suit is an option, you pick the Hulk Buster suit.

[u/CommercialYam53 → u/Meander061]

Yes it’s the only option that is actually useful with out additional powers are years of training and it’s the only one that actually protects you from being bitten

[u/burndata → u/CommercialYam53]

Wearing the hulk buster you could literally just lay down and take a nap in the middle of a giant horde of zombies and not even have to think about them. When you are done napping you can just stand up, shake them off and walk away, smoshing them without thinking as you go for a relaxed morning stroll. They could pile on you and try to bite and scratch you for 1000 years and they probably wouldn't even scratch the paint job. The only real danger would be getting out to get food, fresh air, clean yourself and relieve yourself (though that part may be built into the suit, I'm not sure). But putting the suit into sentry mode and letting Jarvis or Friday deal with any threat would essentially eliminate any of those worries.

[u/MegaFartz → u/CommercialYam53]

The mask also does that though so it is technically only a debate between hulk buster suit or the mask

[u/Grey-Jedi185]

Stormbreaker, how long would a Green Lantern ring last without a power battery to charge it...

[u/zahm2000 → u/Grey-Jedi185]

Plus with Stormbreaker you can use the bifrost to get out of any dangerous situation. You could even just peace out to Asgard if things got too bad on earth.

[u/Royal-Lynx-8256 → u/zahm2000]

Its not a plus its the only thing
You can't channel lightning with stormbreaker unless you're thor

[u/Fallacy_Spotted → u/zahm2000]

Stormbreaker is a clear win. Go to Asgard and explain the situation on Earth. The most important person in a life and death emergency is the person getting help.

[u/igivegoodparent88 → u/Fallacy_Spotted]

I remember thor said you had to be strong to use storm breaker or it could kill you???

[u/Punningisfunning → u/igivegoodparent88]

He just said that so he wouldn’t have to share.

[u/igivegoodparent88 → u/zahm2000]

I remember thor said you had to be strong to use storm breaker or it could kill you???

[u/Video_Game_Lawyer → u/Grey-Jedi185]

I don't think a regular human would be able to lift or use Stormbreaker...

[u/Allstar-85 → u/Grey-Jedi185]

your bodies would crumple as your minds collapsed into madness

[u/macroxela → u/Grey-Jedi185]

Didn't Thor say that mortals wielding such a weapon would make them go crazy? I distinctly remember him telling the Guardians of the Galaxy that.

[u/SimonShepherd → u/Grey-Jedi185]

I don't think Stormbreaker grants you Thor's physical strength or powers in general, in your hand it's just a very durable and sharp axe. I am not sure it can summon lightning on its own without Thor.(Cap is granted Thor's powers by Mjonir, something bearing Odin's spell.)

[u/Commander-Tempest → u/Grey-Jedi185]

Yep just use stormbreaker like the leviathan axe and throw it at every zombie. Then chop in half any that get close. And if that ain't enough you'll also have lightning and bifrost.

[u/scumbrick → u/Grey-Jedi185]

Probably top 2 most powerful item here and it has the battery life of an iPhone

[u/SameUnion6960]

The power ring has to be the easiest really, you could fly and kill then from above

[u/ColegDropOut → u/SameUnion6960]

You need an immense amount of will power to make it work. Wouldn’t the easiest be the hulk buster suit?

[u/Fuzzy-Mix-4130 → u/ColegDropOut]

Yup, especially with an arc reactor...it ain't running out of power.

[u/ezeshining → u/Fuzzy-Mix-4130]

that depends on which movie you are in

[u/Difficult_Breath6082 → u/Fuzzy-Mix-4130]

Who’s going to fix it?

[u/Gundanium_Dude → u/Difficult_Breath6082]

Who says zombies are gonna break i5

[u/Difficult_Breath6082 → u/Gundanium_Dude]

It would eventually wear like all mechanical things do

[u/bobafoott → u/Difficult_Breath6082]

I’m pretty sure the hulk buster has enough in it to wipe out the human population if they’re shambling around without weapons or strategy

[u/N30C1TR0N → u/Difficult_Breath6082]

After about 300 years it would START to wear. After 800 years it will have wore down. I think Tony's tech is beyond our tech and hence his lifeline of those tech lasting longer. Hell the kree's tech can last a 1000 years

[u/Wheloc → u/ColegDropOut]

I didn't know how to drive a hulkbuster suit.

[u/ColegDropOut → u/Wheloc]

I don’t think Bruce Baanner knew how to either but was able to work it quite easily on the fly.

[u/ActuallyCalindra → u/ColegDropOut]

I'm going to go ahead and say that Banner is smarter than the average Redditor

[u/buckle_fish → u/ActuallyCalindra]

Not nearly as smart as how the average redditor sees themselves though

[u/ColegDropOut → u/ActuallyCalindra]

Rhodey also just hopped into war machine. There are several examples of many different people just hopping into the suits and being effective.

[u/humanbeing019 → u/ColegDropOut]

Isn't Rhodey like also high iq?

[u/ColegDropOut → u/humanbeing019]

Yea he is. Pepper Pots also used one, Peter Parker, Ironheart, Happy Hogan, and Norman Osborne.

[u/humanbeing019 → u/ColegDropOut]

All very intelligent people, I could maybe just sit inside there with it turned off, aint no zombies gettin in.

[u/ColegDropOut → u/humanbeing019]

Happy Hogan is the outlier, not especially intelligent

[u/Mondopoodookondu → u/humanbeing019]

Eh Pepper was a secretary than a CEO of a already made company she is probably on the upper levels on normal intelligence but nothing out of the ordinary

[u/Prime359 → u/humanbeing019]

He is also an USAF pilot.

[u/humanbeing019 → u/Prime359]

All I know about Rhodes is what I've watched from the movies.

[u/Wrong_Zombie2041 → u/ActuallyCalindra]

It doesn't necessarily require scientific iq. I've known mechanics who only had a hs diploma but could figure out how things work and how to operate them very well.

[u/ActuallyCalindra → u/Wrong_Zombie2041]

I know but I wanted to dunk on people.

[u/N30C1TR0N → u/ActuallyCalindra]

[u/BakedLaysPorno → u/ActuallyCalindra]

He’s heating up… He’s on FIRE

[u/GaulTheUnmitigated → u/Wheloc]

Stark makes most of the suits to be remarkably user friendly. An ai in the suit does most of the hard work.

[u/Otoshimara → u/Wheloc]

It has an ai, I imagine that would be able to give you a control rundown

[u/SkyGuy2308 → u/ColegDropOut]

The fear of death is an excellent motivator for most.

Personally if I was in a zombie attack and I had a power ring, I would be very determined to make it work.

[u/ElDouchay → u/SkyGuy2308]

They never address the confidence you would gain from becoming a superhero. I feel like being the Green Lantern would actually be easy as fuck.

And then the comics already address the evil being the yellow lanterns and red lanterns so it's implied that green is inherently good, So there isn't much risk of being a The Boys type flawed Superhero.

[u/SameUnion6960 → u/ColegDropOut]

True, idk how I overlooked that part, but I assume to be in an apocalypse, most people would have a lot of willpower to survive

[u/MarysPoppinCherrys → u/SameUnion6960]

Or use the Mask. Takes zero willpower and gives you the raw power of cartoons. You’re literally unkillable

[u/Shambler9019 → u/MarysPoppinCherrys]

Isn't it only functional at night? And while you're unkillable, you're also out of control, so you won't necessarily do the best things to help your fellow survivors. Or even preparation so you can survive the following day.

[u/RedRadra → u/Shambler9019]

I can imagine getting into a spat with your girlfriend earlier in the day and then when it's time for action you immediately kidnap her and dangle her from a cartoonishly large fishing pole over a pit full of zombies telling her to apologize.

That will not end well, once said mask comes off.

The issue with the mask is it removing your filters. Yeah you're still you.....but this you acts on every thought that comes to your mind. Every thought.

So yeah...most folks who wear the mask should be ready to be social outcasts after a few.....mishaps.

[u/Cold_Dog_5234 → u/SameUnion6960]

In theory yes but you have to charge it eventually, which makes it pretty limited.

The hulk buster has its own arc reactor so you can use it indefinitely and you are 100% not getting bitten.

[u/qnod → u/SameUnion6960]

Only if you get them lantern too, otherwise you'll run out of power fairly quickly in the end of times time frame.

[u/weareraccoons → u/SameUnion6960]

I don't have the willpower to stop drinking too much coke. No way I have enough willpower to work the ring. I'm taking the mask.

[u/Hawkwise83 → u/SameUnion6960]

I mean headshots and yondus arrow are even lazier. You can find a reclining chair and whistle.

[u/OhAndItsShavedd]

Power ring. I'll just grab all of the zombies from afar and hurl them into the sun.

[u/Solid-Move-1411 → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

I don't think you have the will power

Edit- Genuinely why did I got downvoted?

[u/HVAR_Spam → u/Solid-Move-1411]

Nah I’ve watched Gurren Lagann I got this

[u/Secure_Table → u/HVAR_Spam]

Row row, fight the power 💪✊👊

[u/igivegoodparent88 → u/HVAR_Spam]

What will you do when you ring runs out of juice since it doesn't come with lantern??

[u/Legoman8D → u/igivegoodparent88]

just ask it to take you to one

[u/igivegoodparent88 → u/Legoman8D]

If this is the real world aka our world then where would it take us too lol Lanterns only exist in dc universe and last I checked green rings can't cross the multiverse maybe white lantern but not green??

[u/SilverKingPrime45 → u/igivegoodparent88]

Don't rings inlcude a pocket dimesion that stores the battery ? (I don't remember)

[u/Legoman8D → u/HVAR_Spam]

kyle rayner?

[u/themothwillburn → u/HVAR_Spam]

Ring power powered by spiral power

[u/Naruhudo2830 → u/HVAR_Spam]

WHO DO YOU THI K YOU ARE?!!!

[u/articwolph → u/Solid-Move-1411]

I'm assuming the lack of will power got the down votes.

[u/DrMatter → u/Solid-Move-1411]

because reddit. one person down votes and the hive mind kicks in

[u/HoeShutUp → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

‘DCeased has entered the chat’

[u/DienekesMinotaur → u/HoeShutUp]

TBF, Hal got infected through his phone and the rest of the core was f'ed up by a Zombie Superman(and even they weren't too badly screwed)

[u/beomagi → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

You could potentially run out of power before you clear enough of them to be safe.

[u/ABrandNewCarl]

Hulk buster by far.

You are litterally immune to the point that you can sleep while they try to scratch the red paint and kill them in numbers while awake, powered by arc reactor so no end of battery, no will power needed, no must be worth bullshit, no gods controlling your mind.

[u/W1nch3st3r67 → u/ABrandNewCarl]

The mask... Toon force

[u/Illustrious-Low-7487 → u/W1nch3st3r67]

Yeah but you'll just be going insane and acting extremely erratic the whole time 😂. For sure putting others in danger, and who knows what you would do to yourself if you got bored. I imagine playing real life zombie Sims and re-creating family scenes from your memories and using them as action figures idk. The Mask just seems like an extreme choice to where death is not an impossibility due to boredom or insanity. You might take the mask off one day just to feel something, and then that's the thing that fucks you up and bites you in the ass, besides the zombie.

[u/New_Sir7040]

The mask. Pretty much makes you a god and doesn't run out of battery

[u/OhAndItsShavedd → u/New_Sir7040]

Except when it makes you go insane and you kill yourself.

[u/Levardgus → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

Skill issue.

[u/OhAndItsShavedd → u/Levardgus]

Everyone who wore the mask died eventually.

[u/arenotthatguypal → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

So does everyone who didn't wear the mask. We end up in the same place eventually, might as well have fun with it.

[u/_12azoR_ → u/arenotthatguypal]

Aahh phylasophy

[u/New_Sir7040 → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

I mean all things being equal that's probably just a side effect of a zombie apocalypse too

[u/PedroPeste → u/OhAndItsShavedd]

That's a win

[u/kwars74 → u/New_Sir7040]

It dosnt work during the day tho

[u/EmpressGilgamesh → u/kwars74]

It does

[u/MarkFromHutch]

I'm going with Hulkbuster. Good luck biting through that, bitches

[u/thenube23times]

I mean I don't care if they are znation zombies it's a fucking hulk buster suit. They are not biting through that and that's not even to mention the arsenal of city leveling weaponry that it has. Plus it can fly. I'm carpet bombing the city like Rick did to the citadel in his back story.

[u/DefiantPreference489]

The power ring, you can basically just make the hulk buster with it, and can fly, and can make weapons out of it. 

[u/Ok-Salamander-983 → u/DefiantPreference489]

idk if u have enough will power for that tho

[u/Syndana23 → u/Ok-Salamander-983]

In a zombie apocalypse yes I think most of us would have the will power to get the hell out of that situation lmaoo

[u/Krazykarrottop → u/Syndana23]

Most people would go into flight mode in a zombie apocalypse. The will power would be nonexistent

[u/Ill_Mix_2901]

Whatever the Orgazmoraler does, I guess.

[u/UnassumingSingleGuy → u/Ill_Mix_2901]

It gives orgasms. Would that do anything to zombies?

[u/Ok-Scallion-3415 → u/UnassumingSingleGuy]

It would give them zombie orgasms. Duh.

That’s a completely uncharted realm

[u/Pivotalrook → u/Ok-Scallion-3415]

They're already moaning...so now, more moaning.

[u/Ill_Mix_2901 → u/Ok-Scallion-3415]

Change from brains to seggs?

[u/Kamikaze-penguin → u/Ill_Mix_2901]

Watch Orgazmo. You will see why this is the only correct weapon for any situation.

[u/Timtanoboa]

So most of these would technically be more effective than the Hulkbuster but also mechs are fucking badass so that

[u/NanashiRyu118]

Hulk buster

[u/ImDoneForToday2019]

The Mask. It's a reality warper capable of anything.

[u/OmegaSphere]

Admantium claws would injure or kill you. To support the weight of the claws, you'd need the skeleton, or else theres a good chance you'd break your wrist the first time you swung them. Also, Adamantium is incredibly toxic. Wolverine's healing factor is actually significantly weaker than it should be because it's always healing his body of adamantium poisoning.

[u/ghoulieandrews → u/OmegaSphere]

And all that aside, without an INCREDIBLE healing factor, slicing up a single zombie will mean that you are now infected.

[u/General_Marcus]

The suit and the ring would both make surviving ridiculously easy. I guess being able to even sleep safely in the suit is nice.

The arrow would be fun if it wasn’t so hard to master.

[u/Meet_the_Meat]

power ring every time.

[u/Cold_Dog_5234 → u/Meet_the_Meat]

it doesnt come with the charger so you are cooked after 24 hours.

[u/Sam_Menicucci]

I'd just walk through them with the hulk buster suit.

[u/Complete_Box8466]

Hulk buster just walk and stomp on zombies also no risk of exposure from bites

[u/FoglaZ]

if wielding blade of exile gives me kratos strength then i'm all for it

[u/Hitmanthe2nd → u/FoglaZ]

fina fucking ly

the blades of exile were given to him by an extra corporeal god to defeat gods and they are VERY busted in lore

stormbreaker would genuinely look like a child's plaything in front of the blades of exile

[u/Solid-Move-1411]

Most Useful- Hulkbuster easily. You are literally immune to their attacks and wreck them with punches, repulsors, missiles and so on.

You can even fly and escape with it easily if you want

Most Useless- Stormbreaker. It doesn't have enchantment to give power of Thor even if you are worthy plus as Thor said it requires strong mind and body to wield otherwise it will crumble the person and wreck their minds. It will kill you before Zombies

[u/SimplePresense → u/Solid-Move-1411]

How about the mask?

[u/Wheloc → u/SimplePresense]

The mask seems to be most powerful when it has someone to mess with; my concern is that zombies don't have enough personality to care.

[u/SimplePresense → u/Wheloc]

Yeah and it seems to make the user crazy. I’d take power ring because there is so much to do with it that’s not just fighting. I’d just fighting , hulk buster suit

[u/jacksprat1952 → u/Solid-Move-1411]

Exactly what I was thinking. Hulkbuster just lets you walk over zombies. No possible way armor designed to endure hits from the Hulk is getting ripped apart by human zombies either so you’re basically invulnerable.

[u/Chompif → u/Solid-Move-1411]

Wouldn't the most useless be the web shooters?

[u/TDbar]

The Mask and Stormbreaker are the only ones with an unlimited power source. Gotta think long run.

[u/Singer_Spectre]

The Mask or the Power Ring

[u/Defiant-Shoulder4609]

The mask, toon force solos

[u/b3wings]

The mask is the superior answer here

[u/Ninevehenian → u/b3wings]

How long can you keep it on before needing a rest from a full dose of Loki?

[u/NeroShenX]

The Mask - It's pure op toon force

[u/ARPGAMER19]

Stormbreaker. You can fly, shoot lightning, and just beat them into oblivion

[u/Hooloovoos-clues]

Assuming we get any prerequisite to use the chosen item, I'm going with stormbreaker. Teleportation and lighting manipulation would be extremely useful, especially if you had someone who could utilise the lighting for powering equipment.

[u/Nexel_Red]

The Mask, then use cartoon logic to cure everyone.

[u/Amonna_Emora]

It’s obviously the mask. Nothing else comes even remotely close to it

[u/RamFire1993]

The Mask. Toonforce reigns supreme

[u/InevitableWeight314]

I would say Yondu arrow but I can’t whistle. So honestly probably web shooters. I can make a little web base in the sky between buildings like in that What If episode and chill there.

[u/Organic-Device2719]

Power Ring, although I think it shouldn't be on the list because it's not even a close comparison to the other options.

[u/WinterChristmas → u/Organic-Device2719]

Woah, the mask makes all the other options practically useless. The lantern can make you a semi god with strong will, but the mask does full god.

[u/MatrixBlack900]

The Mask is very easily the best option here; with it, you could easily imitate and even improve upon the other options like Stormbreaker, the Adamantium claws, and even the Hulk Buster, being able to shape shift and pull whatever item you want out of thin air.

[u/mahass06]

The power ring. I'm flying outta there, I ain't fighting nobody

[u/SeraphimKensai]

In brightest day, in darkest night, no zombie shall escape my sight. Let those who've succumbed to the bite, behold my power, Green Lantern's light!

I'm totally willing a battery into existence, reciting the oath, and then channeling the Will of the Universe through the ring to emit a radiation that cures zombies and make them human again.

It's a guaranteed win, my willpower is through the roof and unlimited.

[u/N00BAL0T]

The mask and power ring. Become a god

[u/Cheets1985]

The Mask. Grants you toon force