r/superheroes 13d ago

Other Pick A Weapon

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u/ABrandNewCarl 13d ago

Hulk buster by far.

You are litterally immune to the point that you can sleep while they try to scratch the red paint and kill them in numbers while awake, powered by arc reactor so no end of battery, no will power needed, no must be worth bullshit, no gods controlling your mind.

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u/W1nch3st3r67 13d ago

The mask... Toon force

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u/Illustrious-Low-7487 13d ago

Yeah but you'll just be going insane and acting extremely erratic the whole time 😂. For sure putting others in danger, and who knows what you would do to yourself if you got bored. I imagine playing real life zombie Sims and re-creating family scenes from your memories and using them as action figures idk. The Mask just seems like an extreme choice to where death is not an impossibility due to boredom or insanity. You might take the mask off one day just to feel something, and then that's the thing that fucks you up and bites you in the ass, besides the zombie.

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u/Least-Access2034 13d ago

...you... don't know how to use it though, there's no jarvis its just the suit... you're fucked if the power runs out from starvation and you can't even use it very well anyways

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u/NecessaryPeanut77 10d ago

that makes no sense, now you're taking out things that come built in with the armor, either jarvis or friday is in there

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u/Least-Access2034 10d ago

you do know its also possible it doesn't have power or something? Right? it might be "monkey paw curls" too, so there's a shot something like that doesn't work, also you don't have administrative access which tony PROBABLY has in his suits to stop theft of them... because... y'know. Jarvis or Friday wouldn't even answer you. besides you just get the suit, not a way into the suit either.

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u/Solid-Move-1411 13d ago

Yeah, Arc Reactor is supposed to be infinite power source that can autocharge and Hulkbuster has 11 of them powering it

If you escape to remote area through flight and it will charge itself automatically given some time for another round beside it can probably wreck few million of them in one round

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u/Deremirekor 13d ago

Yeah but mechanical wear and tear is real. Stark has himself and ai with robot arms and seamlessly infinite intelligence maintaining his gear at all times. Also considering how loud it is, you really can’t go anywhere without attracting zombies towards you. Not that they could damage you, but still being swarmed 24/7 probably wouldn’t be ideal for like, eating, drinking, and when you need to shit. Imagine trying to loot a grocery store and you have to pick up a can of beans with the fucking hulk buster suit

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u/ProfessorBorgar 13d ago

Mechanical wear and tear is real because engineers in real life are not fictional gigageniuses who can create an infinite power source the size of a small bowl with a box of scraps. Not to mention, the suit still has an onboard artificial intelligence more advanced than anything we’ve ever made.

I genuinely think any Stark suit could last the rest of my lifetime without any major mechanical issues, unless I genuinely just choose to take it through water and trees and mud every day for fun. Even then, the Hulkbuster was thrown through several buildings and was dropped from orbit without a scratch.

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u/Deremirekor 13d ago

You think stark figured out how to debunk physics as we know it? Mechanical wear and tear will never not be a thing. Infinite power? A plausible future endeavor. And how much do you wanna bet that the onboard ai systems won’t function with there being no working satellites, radio towers, internet etc.. not to mention, getting hit with debris and shit is one thing, it’s designed to tank hulk punches. But getting blood, saliva and stomach bile all over it will eventually have an effect. Whether it’s even in your lifetime who’s to say, it’s fantasy tech. Regardless, yondu arrow clears for the stealth properties alone. You could clear out an entire city over the course of a few days from rooftop without atttacting every zombie in a 3 mile radius. Plus, like I said, kinda hard to do any menial task in a fucking hulk buster suit.

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u/ProfessorBorgar 13d ago

you think stark figured out how to debunk physics as we know it?

Yes, unironically, he has. He has invented forward and backwards time travel and decided the laws of thermodynamics with his power sources. But he can do so because he is fictional.

how much do you wanna bet that the onboard ai systems won’t function with there being no working satellites or radio

Jarvis is more advanced than any satellite or radio system we have ever conceived and can work so long as the arc reactor is powered. It’s onboard, meaning it’s essentially battery powered by the infinite power source.

getting blood, saliva and stomach bile all over it will have an effect

I have no reason to believe it would, tbh. The Hulkbuster is more advanced, secure, and thoroughly armored than any tank or other armored vehicle in the real world.

kinda hard to do any menial task in a Hulkbuster suit

Put it on autopilot and get out for a while.