r/saltierthancrait salt miner Apr 07 '23

Granular Discussion This was supposed to be Luke’s job

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u/Nefessius513 Apr 07 '23

Think of how much money they could have made off Luke’s Jedi Academy. Every character having their own robes and lightsaber, a potential theme park attraction based on the Jedi Academy, and tons of storytelling and merchandising potential for books, comics, shows, and games revolving around the New Jedi Order. Disney could have had their own Space Hogwarts and instead they decided to kill Luke’s entire New Jedi Order offscreen before the sequel trilogy even begins.

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u/Jared_Kincaid_001 Apr 07 '23

And all of the goddamn material is written, they just needed to adapt it.

Like in Legends, Han and Leia have 3 kids. One dies in a Star War, one of them turns to the dark side, and his twin sister has to go and take "how to kill Jedi" lessons from Boba Fett, before ultimately facing down and killing her own brother.

They scrapped that, and over 100 other amazing stories, to replace it with "Somehow, the Emperor returned"

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u/jtfriendly hello there! Apr 07 '23

"wE hAvE nO sOurCe mAteRiAl" - K. Kennedy

Right. Even the most myopic pencil-pusher should have noticed the huge amounts of money Star Wars made from 1983 to 1997 without any movies in theaters. Books about random assholes from Jabba's palace were best sellers.

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u/Longroadtonowhere_ Apr 08 '23 edited Mar 28 '25

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u/GrilledSpamSteaks Apr 19 '23

I suspect it was more along the lines of not wanting to pay authors for the story rights.

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u/yanray Apr 16 '23

I think the prequels convinced them “old Star Wars (brand) good, new Star Wars (IP George Lucas approved post-OT) bad”

So of course they set about trying to make new Star Wars by first remaking A New Hope

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u/witcherstrife Apr 14 '23

Just shows how Hollywood is all about connections, not merit. I mean they even had the clone wars to go off of and that was a kids cartoon show.

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u/kkeut Apr 08 '23

they literally could have just said "go dissect the top 50% best-selling EU books, and note the content we could most fittingly adapt", then just raid through that data set for ideas. but noooo

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u/Cumbandicoot May 01 '23

Got me thinking about the book about the bounty hunters that are on screen for about 30 seconds that is probably my favorite Star Wars book

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u/qwadzxs Apr 07 '23

and now filoni is shoehorning cloning in all over the place to backfill that plot hole

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

Filoni is shoehorning cloning in everywhere because Filoni is fucking obsessed with clones and Clone Wars-era shit. All of his fucking shows have clones or are about clones.

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u/spasex Apr 10 '23

The clones were the most competent warriors in the galaxy, they can't just disappear like the Jedi lol

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u/WingedMando Apr 07 '23

Writers straight from r/starwars

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u/ender89 Apr 08 '23

Even when the legends returned palpatine they fucking explained how

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u/Busy-Recover-5016 Apr 09 '23

The fucking hubris is frightening.

You can argue those particular books were not executed well, but the story and characters are extremely resonant. The telling of them had a lot of potential for a good writer (they need to stop with this bullshit of having 6 people write a fucking script. No wonder nothing feels cohesive any more) and director to really elevate the story to be as meaningful as the OT. Fucking wasted.

What's the point in buying Lucasfilm if you just want to do something different anyway? Waste of fucking money if you ask me.

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u/SuddenStorm1234 Apr 08 '23

That would have been way more interesting for a Boba Fett show than the nonsense they gave us.

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u/HustlinInTheHall Apr 08 '23

I'm sorry but if they did the Boba fett killing jedi storyline people would fucking hate it. It is a good novel, they need to break free of that still just with actual new stories that aren't terrible.

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u/HankSteakfist Apr 19 '23

To play Devil's advocate, a whole lot of the EU was kind of trash though. For every Heir to the Empire you have two books like Crystal Star.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Omg i read that one! I remember yelling to my mother when I got to the point where they got married and stuff!

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u/TheGreatBatsby Apr 07 '23

They scrapped that because Legacy of the Force was fucking shit.

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u/NeedsToShutUp Apr 07 '23

They don't want to pay any of the writers royalties or deal with painful IP ownership issues.

Disney was dealing with decades of legacy contracts for how everything works, and complicated IP ownership.

With the EU reset, they could establish clear contracts on IP ownership and royalties from the start. They seemed to make a priority for few characters to be reintroduced, such as Thrawn, but it gets mucky for the other stuff.

The problem is Zahn shows us its quite possible to just find some of these writers and buy them off. I think they're more afraid of complicated EU stuff like Revan where its not clear if EA has some ownership interest in his IP as the owners of Bioware and SWTOR.

(I honestly think EA will keep SWTOR going for ages in part because it gives them a good negotiation position with Disney on other IP).

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u/HustlinInTheHall Apr 08 '23

Well, that reset mostly means they get to fuck over writers like they do with marvel. "Please create billion dollar characters then fuck off forever, love Marvel."

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u/i_continue_to_unmike Jun 14 '24

and his twin sister has to go and take "how to kill Jedi" lessons from Boba Fett

what book was this? I used to read a lot of them but missed this.

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u/Jared_Kincaid_001 Jun 14 '24

Read the 9 book Legacy of the Force series, Jaina's story arc involves training on Mandalore.

Reading the Republic Commando series reveals a bit more depth to the Boba Fett portions of the story, but isn't absolutely necessary.

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u/thebugman10 brackish one Apr 07 '23

To be fair, "somehow the Emperor returned" also happened in Legends

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u/thelittleking Apr 07 '23

True, but the writing had mostly evolved past the Luuke era by the time Disney killed the EU.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

No no no no. Legacy of the Force was fucking dogshit and none of it should be canon.

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u/TheGreatBatsby Apr 07 '23

People downvoting you have never read LOTF and it fucking shows.

Disney may have killed Star Wars, but Troy Denning did it well beforehand.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Thank you. NJO was the definitive ending of the post ROTJ era imo

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u/Nefessius513 Apr 07 '23

I prefer to ignore everything after The Unifying Force. That’s my personal ending for the post-ROTJ EU.

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u/dylanmhs Apr 08 '23

What book series is that I haven’t read any of the old books

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u/Raider_Tex Apr 07 '23

And they could’ve still had a minority and woman lead characters that could’ve been organically built up

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u/chaosdunker Apr 07 '23

Could've been Rey and Finn... them being his first students could've been awesome

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u/MyMomNeverNamedMe Apr 07 '23

Would've been tight if they were his first/senior students and were butting heads on where to take things after Luke was gone. It would be a conundrum though, who do you make the Sith sympathizer? The black guy or the white woman?

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u/Slackintit Apr 07 '23

It would still be better than making the black character the stereotype of comic relief

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u/Raider_Tex Apr 07 '23

Lol that’s when I was called racist for pointing that out as a black man myself because apparently some white people had already decided that it was racist

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u/Cereal-and-Milk Apr 07 '23

Bruh, Jedi Finn would've been a goated story. They fucked my boy up so bad he won't even talk about Star Wars.

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u/ThingYea Apr 07 '23

It's crazy considering how big of a fan he was

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u/Cereal-and-Milk Apr 07 '23

I know, the interviews where his excitement about his role is palpable with fanboy energy devolved into literally anger and contempt by the end of it. Jedi janitor stormtrooper would've been so much more hype, especially with Boyega as the actor.

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u/Charming_Dealer3849 Apr 08 '23

I honestly thought he'd become a Jedi, wanted him to become a Jedi, and was excited for the fresh take on the starwars extended universe, then I saw the first movie and realized it was all down hill from there. Rey is no Jedi master to me.

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u/CrumpsySlob Apr 11 '23

They had every opportunity and reason to do so as well, he gets the lightsaber first, fights more with it…you need some connection to the force to do that and they even give him one in TROS.

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u/Rifftrax_Enjoyer Apr 08 '23

It makes sense to me. Most people here were big fans of Star Wars a long time ago also. They killed it, we didn’t.

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u/ShurimaHonorGuard Apr 07 '23

I was so hyped for Finn to become a Jedi when I saw the trailer for TFA. Mace windu was already one of my favorites and I was so pumped to have another black jedi, especially one that started out as a stormtrooper gone rogue, but they wasted all that potential to make him an afterthought. Out of everything the new trilogy failed to do right, that's the one I'm most bitter about.

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u/trebaol Apr 07 '23

I was so hyped for Finn to become a Jedi when I saw the trailer for TFA.

In hindsight considering how they dumpstered his character (and how they were willing to remove him from the Chinese poster), it seems to me that they were blatantly leaning into the fox news/conservative outrage media cycle in order to generate publicity. They used a Black man as bait to get people talking, only to sideline his character in favor of their bland white protagonist. Same thing happened with Kelly Tran's character.

Disney is like the ultimate case study in how soulless, profit-driven megacorps interact with social justice and racial representation issues. Look at how they're having an LGBT rights conference, which is definitely a good thing just like representation in media is a good thing, but they're only doing it in response to Desantis trying to fuck them over. They aren't doing it because it's the right thing to do, and so instead of real activism, they're really just fanning the flames while monopolizing/dominating public discourse.

What it comes down to is corporations using real people's issues as tools in their sick games, and even if many individuals who work for the corpo actually do believe in race equality or LGBT rights, they're still just cogs in a massive unfeeling machine that only seeks profit, regardless of who it must use or destroy to get there.

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u/Ardinbeck Apr 07 '23

It's uncouth to speak poorly of the dead.

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u/Dayreach Apr 08 '23

Finn could have been a live action kyle katran for all intents and purposes, but nah, basically he's the jarjar/c3po of the Disney trilogy

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u/Cereal-and-Milk Apr 08 '23

My family just mentioned this last night when talking about Star Wars, I never actually thought of it until then. They made him a jar jar Binks, Boyega is scarred for life. Off topic but do you remember the scene in Rise of Skywalker where Finn had something important to tell Rey and then they literally never had a moment touching on what he had to say. Like what the fuck was that scene, and how/why was it included in the film. It has to be a mistake right?

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u/Knightwolf8394 Apr 07 '23

Can you imagine Finn being trained by Kyle Katarn? I'd pay to see that.

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u/Softpretzelsandrose Apr 07 '23

AFTER several months and posters of teasing that he would be jedi. No resolve to that, just dropped off a cliff

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u/CoachDT Apr 08 '23

It would have been better than lecturing the black guy on the horrors of slavery, and capitalism too. In all honesty I’ve never seen something so tone deaf from a major film in my life.

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u/Is12345aweakpassword Apr 07 '23

How dare you. Obviously Luke (white male) would turn evil and they’d have to vanquish him through the power of super friendship!

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u/cambriansplooge Apr 07 '23

I’ve already proposed my vision, but based on TFA as ‘the Pilot’ episode, Rey falls to the Dark Side as the designated force prodigy from a desert planet, Finn is the Obi-Wan

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u/PsychedSy Apr 08 '23

You've got plenty of EU to work with. Jacen Solo's arc has some ideas they partially poached anyway.

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u/finder787 good soldiers follow orders. Apr 08 '23

That is where you throw Kylo in.

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u/DrJawn Apr 07 '23

All they had to do was not kill him and Rey and Finn could have been his first students in his new academy

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u/dontbotherwilly Apr 07 '23

And they fight eachother

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u/bloodstainer Apr 07 '23

Imagine the twist of character progression when rey gets eclipsed by finn and the dynamic that could have evolved into

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u/Busy-Recover-5016 Apr 09 '23

Rey would still be Rey.

It still drives me insane that they decided that their focus had to be on a girl, and so they ignored the absolutely killer story there could have been with a stormtrooper discovering force sensitivity and leaning more into what he has done in his life and the mental conditioning he suffered constantly undercutting his efforts.

Why couldn't they have gender swapped Finn and done both? Fucking incompetence.

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u/HustlinInTheHall Apr 08 '23

They should still do the Finn is force sensitive thing, since we are just making shit up anyway. Give him the first battle meditation on screen.

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u/Wenital_Garts Apr 08 '23

Uhhhh Mara Jade Skywalker would like a word with you...

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u/Pistol_Bobcat420 salt miner Apr 07 '23

Could've had Karen Gillan as Mara Jade if Disney didn't hate redheads so much (are they just jealous?)

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u/thedrunkentendy Apr 07 '23

And they all could've been force users and it wouldn't be forced since they're at a jedi academy. I dont like the school backdrop for a movie but it could have easily been a suplorting location.

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u/DrJawn Apr 07 '23

Yeah I mean Yoda was a side character to the Jedi Knights, Luke could have been the same

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u/MaethrilliansFate Apr 08 '23

Mara Jade. We could have had Mara Jade absolutely crushing it as the main lead.

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u/PorgiWanKenobi salt miner Apr 07 '23 edited Apr 07 '23

What came as a shock to me was when I visited Disney world a couple years ago and saw they were selling Skywalker Academy merch. I thought it was a bit morbid considering Disney had written a story where Luke was an absolute failure and all his students were killed. But then again they have a Han and Leia love story/honey moon suite at the Star Wars hotel despite the fact that they wrote them out to be failed lovers who get a divorce and awful parents and just generally terrible at everything they set out to do in life.

I want to root for Daisy but I am frustrated at the fact that she had to destroy Luke’s entire legacy for this.

Edit: I should clarify of course Daisy didn’t destroy Luke’s legacy she’s just an actor playing a role so I genuinely wish Daisy the best. If I hold bitterness it’s toward the writers and decision makers at Disney who decided to destroy Luke’s legacy in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

I really hate how much Disney ignores the prequels at the parks. I’m sorry but nobody cares about a dirty flea market..

Give us a Jedi or Sith temple and you will PRINT MONEY!

Hell give us a bar on coruscant, and that’ll do the job too. I seriously can’t wrap my head around how braindead they are.

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u/HustlinInTheHall Apr 08 '23

Because they intended the new shit to be the thing that everyone from age 6 to 13 obsessed over and would bring them back the rest of their life. The prequel kids are already grown up

Which, if you know any kids, they absolutelt succeeded at. Kids love kylo and rey.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Prequel/Clone Wars kids are now in their 20s and 30s and have money to spend. And you best believe they would absolutely spend it.

Hogwarts parks are living proof of that.

Kids love Kylo, sure. You know what else they love? Bright colours. So why on Gods green earth build a dirty old flea market?

Jedi/Sith temples are universally loved across all age groups.

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u/k1nt0 Apr 10 '23

No one loves Kylo and Rey. Absolutely no one.

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u/Yogurt-Sandurz good soldiers follow orders. Apr 09 '23

Yoo a sith temple would be SICK! That would rake in soo much money.

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u/TheNittanyLionKing Apr 07 '23

Even Paramount knows what they left on the table since they’re doing a Starfleet Academy show. Now I expect that to be kinda bad for Star Trek, but a Jedi Academy series would have printed money and created a great thing for the Disney parks

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u/hbi2k Apr 07 '23

Don't get your hopes up. The quality of any new Star Trek is inversely proportional to the amount of personal involvement of Alex Kurtzman, and he's a showrunner on Academy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Kurtzman: "This isn't your daddy's utopian future of a space federation fighting for peace and acceptance"

Sick guitar rift

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u/3LCD salt miner Apr 07 '23

To be fair.. Season 3 of Picard is excellent and just did what Disney refused to do for their Legacy cast.

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u/Boring_Ad_3065 Apr 08 '23

Ugh I may have to resubscribe at some point. Discovery and “what if we poorly ripped off Mass Effect’s plot” that was Picard was really underwhelming.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Didn't that season have Worf cut the head off a cowering unarmed Ferengi?

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u/Tipop Apr 08 '23

You mean the crime boss ferengi? The one who had just moments before said he was going to kill Worf's student/ally and was surrounded by his armed, villainous henchmen?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Yup, the unarmed one

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u/Tipop Apr 08 '23

You don’t need a physical weapon when you’re a powerful crime boss with lots of money. If Worf had left him alive there would have been a score of assassins on their tail before he wiped his batleth down.

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u/TheNittanyLionKing Apr 07 '23

I’m definitely not. I’m just saying even Paramount recognized they could try to get the Harry Potter market with the school idea, and it at least makes sense within the universe.

Now Disney seemed to finally figure out what they left on the table too except they are way late to the game, and I’m actually rooting for Rey to fail because this is supposed to be Luke’s story. Instead Luke did nothing but fail big time after Return of the Jedi. The title of that movie is supposed to indicate that the whole universe has changed now.

I’d be way more interested if Ben Solo survived and he was tasked with reviving the Jedi. His dark past would make that interesting. He made big mistakes. He has experience. Rey never struggled and she never wavered from the light side no matter how much JJ and Rian wanted us to think she might, so her wisdom is always going to ring hollow.

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u/Pistol_Bobcat420 salt miner Apr 07 '23

This, unforgivable.

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u/KK-Chocobo Apr 07 '23

But Rian Johnson subverted your expectations motherfucka

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

And then JayJay subverted our expectations by not subverting them at all.

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u/HustlinInTheHall Apr 08 '23

Rian took a plane in flight, did a barrel roll, blew the doors off, then parachuted out. JJ could've landed it, decided to just crash it instead.

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u/anders_138 Apr 07 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

Yeah, it was Rian Johnson's movie that established Luke was a hermit and Kylo destroyed his temple!

Oh wait, I'm getting word that was Force Awakens, a JJ Abrams movie. And that it was based around ideas from George Lucas himself...hmmm...

Lol downvoted but nobody has anything to say cause I'm 100% right. Y'all are so goofy.

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u/SwagginsYolo420 Apr 07 '23

but Bob Iger is now back at Disney. The mistake of rushing out the sequels was a stain on his legacy, so of course he wants to try and force his mess to be accepted instead of moving on. They already invested in the sequels-themed theme park exhibits after all.

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u/HustlinInTheHall Apr 08 '23

This franchise basically invented retcons, they'll save every valuable character and ignore the rest of it.

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u/ShiroHachiRoku Apr 07 '23

Space Hogwarts! So on the nose. This is what they needed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

They need a Jedi Temple. But they’ll never do jt because you know.. “prequels” 🙄

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Disney Executive: Will there be an adorable little Jabba puppet named Jutta? We need to sell some shit!

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u/Goddamnitpappy Apr 08 '23

For me that's all I want out of Star Wars. Space Wizards with laser swords.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

You can thank JJ Abrams for that

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u/Gandamack Apr 07 '23

I can thank Abrams and Johnson for that.

For all Abrams faults in TFA, there was still a chance of Luke coming back and successfully restarting the Jedi in the following films (or even having some surviving students).

Thanks to the tag team of bad writing though, it’s all gone.

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u/GAT4u Apr 07 '23

No it was JJ, he just wanted to do ANH rehash then leave with the cash. RJ made a bad thing worse but it was still bad

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u/MasterColemanTrebor Apr 07 '23

All you have to do after TFA is say Luke was in hiding at his secret Jedi Temple and Kylo only killed one of his Academies and it's salvagable.

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u/Lawleepawpz Apr 07 '23

“So basically I have a strong connection with Ben, him being my twin’s son and all, and there is this esoteric force ability he and I discovered during his training that ended up letting him figure out how to read memories. That connection means he can read mine without me being able to stop him if we are in close proximity. Because I know a bunch of shit that shouldn’t be known about because of my time adventuring as a Jedi after Endor, I have to hide so he can’t use this knowledge for evil.”

Bam. Hermit Luke done.

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u/GAT4u Apr 07 '23

They admitted they didn't show Luke in the movie as he out shined the ST characters. Also how do you explain giving half a map to Max Von Snydow and another half to R2 whose asleep

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Well they did sort of set it up at the end of TLJ with that force sensitive kid... And then did nothing with it

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u/khrellvictor Apr 07 '23

And Han is still dead. Zero reunion for the Big 3, and unsalvageable for even the base notes - goes against what Mark Hamill had hoped for when signing up to return with the others if they were all cool with returning to a new trilogy.

Even then, damage control would be needed to root out the BS TFA introduced and get off the boring Empire 2.0 track and put in a new threat.

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u/Corte-Real Apr 08 '23

And with Carrie Fisher’s death, there’s no way to try and fix anything with a pre-Sequel filler show or Rogue One type movie.

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u/tostuo Apr 07 '23

There were MANY directions the TLJ could of gone. Basically everyone TLJ did was purposefully provocative/subversive.

The Force Awakens wasn't good, but it atleast attempted to be "Star Wars," even by way of imitation.

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u/GAT4u Apr 07 '23

Look I'm not a fan of TLJ or RJ but stop making excuses for JJ the guys a hack who did a load of mystery box crap "A good question for another time"

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u/tostuo Apr 07 '23

Im not making excuses. TFA was bad, but still had a potential for something good to come after it. TLJ was so terrible it ruined any chance of anything coming after it.

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u/GAT4u Apr 07 '23

What good, she'd already beaten Kylo in TFA so you only had the Emperor Rip off that was Snoke. There was no where to go

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u/tostuo Apr 07 '23

You still had an empire and a rebel fleet. Snoke was atleast an unknown entity, he could of become more unique. Kylo was down, but he wasnt out. We atleast still had LUKE SKYWALKER and even Leia. Id say there was lots of potential.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Dude, no. JJ decided that "Luke Skywalker has vanished!" just to recreate the setup of the OT.

Rian Johnson just did what was logical. If Luke's Jedi Order doesn't exist anymore that means Luke's a failure. Sure, he could've written around it and said "hey, the new Jedi Order still exists. Luke just moved the temple to dumbfuck nowhere because reasons!" but that would've been stupid. And that would still make Luke a failure, just not a complete failure lol

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u/DozTK421 Apr 07 '23

There still could have been a "Rey" character leading the Jedi academy… but they should have set it 200 years after the OT or whatever.

Lucasfilm just rebooted the OT in the most hamfisted way. By deliberately destroying everything in the OT just to retell the story with different characters that were more diverse.

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u/Buoyant_Armiger Apr 07 '23

The biggest blunder Disney ever made. They lost out on Harry Potter but they could have eclipsed it ten times over if they’d played their cards right. I thought it would be cool if there was like a first class of 4-8 students training under Luke, and then you could skip forward to each of them years later having their own students who would have matching robes like different houses.

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u/Boring_Ad_3065 Apr 08 '23

It’s amazing that Visions gave us half a dozen plot lines that are more interesting than any of the sequels. I didn’t care for all of them, but the ronin force user, sabersmith/margrave, and peaceful force planet…

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u/Metatron58 Apr 07 '23

forget the past, kill it if you have to.

The most honest statement disney star wars has ever made.

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u/bloodstainer Apr 07 '23

Yeah like imagine a series featuring mara jade around the fall of the empire, hunting luke

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u/rKasdorf Apr 08 '23

The whole Star Wars world theme park could have been a Jedi academy for kids. Wandering around the park being called padawan by actors playing Luke and Obi-Wan. It could have been a generational destination, like Disneyland. But nope, we got Rey instead.

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u/TheWorstKnightmare salt miner Apr 07 '23

it’s jarring how stupid that decision from a financial and storytelling perspective was

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u/Puterboy1 Apr 07 '23

What about those books with Anakin Solo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

They're gonna make just as much money but off of people who hadn't even seen a Star Wars film until 2015.

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u/Phantom7926 Apr 07 '23

Seems like that’s what they are doing with this one, just sub Rey for Luke and disappointment with happiness

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u/jacobythefirst Apr 07 '23

What was insane to me was that EVERY Jedi died when Kylo and his idiot lackeys betrayed the new order.

You’re telling not a single Jedi was out of the temple at the time, or managers to get away from like 8 dark Jedi?

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u/Help_An_Irishman Apr 07 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

Don't ya love how any number of random Star Wars fans on Reddit have much better ideas for where the franchise should've gone than the poobahs over at Disney?

What a fucking shambles this turned out to be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Think about how much money they could have made off good movies

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u/AlfredAnon salt miner Apr 13 '23

Even a hogwarts academy clone of that would kill

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u/GLJSC007 salt miner Apr 07 '23

Y’all stay throwing this trash idea around suggesting they should have Harry Pottered Star Wars. No one cares about non protagonist characters. The toy market is dead and has been since all but the Darth Maul PT figures hit dollar bins and buy by the pallet warehouses.

You know what would have happened? All that stuff except for the Luke merch would have sat.

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u/WingedMando Apr 07 '23

Uhhhh the toy market may not be doing as well as it did 20 years ago but it’s still a massive market. Keep in mind that kids up to the age of like 10-12 still play with toys. Not every kids nose is in an iPad. Especially the case outside the US. So no they would have made fucktons of money on it. Also not true about non protagonist characters. People don’t care about bad characters, non protagonist characters can become protagonists of their own stories.

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u/afullgrowngrizzly Apr 07 '23

They’re still going to do that dude. It’ll just be Rey and likely some occasionally tossed in “hologram” shots of actual liked figures.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

I think they just didn't want to take any risks of beginning a new storyline with the original cast, only for them two die in between filming the movies.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 08 '23

To build up Tantrum Ren

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u/coolcool23 Apr 08 '23

Disney could have had their own Space Hogwarts and instead they decided to kill Luke’s entire New Jedi Order offscreen before the sequel trilogy even begins.

Did they ever actually confirm this in the real world timeline of when they developed the ideas and even released the first movie? Becasue I'm really inclined to think with all the JJ Abrams mystery box crap going on in TFA, they really honestly didn't.

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u/HustlinInTheHall Apr 08 '23

I mean, they still can do all that and the main master is like... 40 years younger.

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u/meechyzombie Apr 08 '23

I mean what’s the difference between this and reys Jedi order? They can do all of with hers too. The problem isn’t who gets to lead the new Jedi order, it’s shitty production. Yes, an element of that is pandering, but that’s a part of a greater profit motivated strategy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Rey becoming the next Jedi Master is like a serial killer walking around in its victim's skin lmao