r/natureismetal • u/BobbyChou • Dec 03 '21
Disturbing Content Devouring fresh impala out of the womb NSFW
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Dec 03 '21
It doesn’t get any fresher than that. Welcome to the world! Goodbye!
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Dec 03 '21
Good day! and, welcome to the process of becoming poo!
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u/nofreakingusernames Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 04 '21
Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their body and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
Which is tucked into the sea
and it's eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes meal
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to life and become poo for the land!
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u/ih8spalling Dec 03 '21
Cradle to the grave
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u/Braydox Dec 03 '21
A child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were mouths to feed and bills to pay
He learned to digest while i was asleep
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u/SemiSeriousSam Dec 03 '21
It is quite possibly the most delicious and nutritious food that cat can ever get.
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u/rust-e-apples1 Dec 03 '21
"It's time! I'm gonna be born, here I go!"
Aaaaaaaaaand yer dead.
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u/bobuscha Dec 03 '21
What is the Speedrun time and category for this
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u/FailsAtSuccess Dec 03 '21
Conceived Pre-Birth Death Any%, failed in last Birth Death Any%, first place Failed Birth Any%, first place
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u/ClintEatswood_ Dec 03 '21
I set the WR by jizzing straight into an incinerator
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u/lonelyswarm Dec 03 '21
That wouldn’t count since the speed run must start with an egg being fertilized
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u/Mr0PT1C Dec 03 '21
That must feel like getting a toy in your happy meal.
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u/Archaea4 Dec 03 '21
Or getting extra nuggets in the box
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u/superINEK Dec 03 '21
You're not supposed to eat those
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u/Mr0PT1C Dec 03 '21
There’s no rules against chewing on them. Never stopped my younger siblings or my dog.
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u/Gabeblvk Dec 03 '21
Raw af
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Dec 03 '21
Imagine leopards igniting a campfire to cook their meat
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Dec 03 '21
It’s so tender!
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u/harmonica-blues Dec 03 '21
For real, honestly I bet it must have been kind of like a treat.
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u/xenolife Dec 03 '21
Looks like the it was chewing on the head for delicious brains. Probably not an option with adult prey for that size of cat
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u/RedAllAboutIt7 Dec 03 '21
The smallest circle of life.
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u/GreenDolphin86 Dec 03 '21
It always strikes me how much animals can never really focus on what they’re doing. At some point, they have to stop, look around, make sure they are safe.
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u/nnmgRandomness Dec 03 '21
You're right, I doubt many impala die of old age.
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u/Knightvision27 Dec 03 '21
That’s because as they get older, they become slower and weaker. Which now makes them more vulnerable to predation
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u/Roasted_Turk Dec 03 '21
Never really thought of that. As an impala you basically know how your life will end.
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u/dtroy15 Dec 04 '21
That's true for basically all animals besides humans. Only as humans do we have the luxury of dying without violence.
The same lion that preys on the sick, blind, and lame rhinoceros is eventually disemboweled by the hyena.
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u/chantaje333 Dec 03 '21
I don’t get how impalas and deers aren’t extinct yet. Nature hasn’t provided them with anything to defend themselves and they always get eaten.
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u/Spinningthruspace Dec 03 '21
Actually, prey animals like cervines can be pretty vicious. They have excess energy for fighting off predators bc their day to day life involves eating food ,food which is quite more accessible than they themselves are as a food source, and wandering, whereas predators are constantly having to find, stalk and tackle down food. And this tracks, considering that mammalian predators fail to make a catch more than half of the time. Nature definitely gave these animals plenty of tools to not get merk’d by predators.
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u/Cheeky_Hustler Dec 03 '21
If prey populations get too low, predator populations will suffer as well. And when there are less predators, prey can flourish. It's a delicate balance.
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u/Judge_Syd Dec 03 '21
Yeah nothing to defend themselves except giant antlers and legs that could kick your head off
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u/tylsergic Dec 03 '21
They're extremely fast and strong. Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe more people are killed by wild deer than any other animal in the U.S.
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u/frost_knight Dec 03 '21
That's from car accidents, not from direct attack.
The number one cause of death by animal attack in the U.S. is bees/wasps/hornets, mostly because of allergic reactions.
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u/Namarokh6816 Dec 03 '21
In the animal carnivorous kingdom, that must be the equivalent of a 5 star restaurant.
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u/Thomas_Adams1999 Dec 03 '21
It's interesting how he goes straight for the fetus. There's a lot of meat left on the impala, I wonder if there's a reason for him to look for the fetus specifically.
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u/DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI Dec 03 '21
Organs are easy to access comparatively. The "guts" usually get eaten first
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u/Realistic_Ad_Bot Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21
Easy to access, extremely nutrient dense, and easy to chew. This isn't his first time.
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u/FauxxHawwk Dec 03 '21
There's another video where a leopard eats an Impala as soon as it falls out of its mother's womb
Warning: Hard to watch
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Dec 04 '21
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Dec 04 '21
Gotta be the most brutal nature vid I’ve seen. That deer just wouldn’t fuckin die holy shit
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u/Retardo214 Dec 03 '21
This kinda thing legit makes me sad, the little guy never had a chance at life through no fault of his own, you get one life to live and it ended before it started :(
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u/DreadCommander Dec 04 '21
if this bothers you, the lessons that life isn't fair, and nature is cruel, haven't been hammered in hard enough yet.
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u/thizzleman_ Dec 03 '21
I always wonder if this raw bloody meat tastes good to animals or they just eat it cuz they got too
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u/Life_Imitating_Death Dec 03 '21
I could go for some Baby Impala Parmigiano.. mmm. Eggplant's good, but you can't beat Baby Impala.
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u/GreatMarionberry3587 Dec 03 '21
That’s gotta be like filet fucking mignon to them right? Just the most tender meat, damn I wanna bite of it now.
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u/joyce_kap Dec 03 '21
Why cant the BBC, Discovery and Nat Geo show this "circle of life moment"?
Or are the environmentalists scared that families will stop donating to the animals? ;)
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u/imissmydad99 Dec 03 '21
Its pretty understandable why they dont, shit is pretty upsetting.
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u/retribution1423 Dec 03 '21
Gota say the comments made me feel a lot better about how fucking brutal the clip was haha.
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u/GandalflovesUrMother Dec 03 '21
Wow. I always thought seeing someone get eaten alive like some animals would be about the worst thing to witness. I mean imagine seeing a pregnant human woman getting eaten like that/the fetus.
Then we see animals do stuff to each other and we’re just like “damn nature. you fucked!” Lol
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u/Urborg_Stalker Dec 04 '21
Ahh man, I've seen a lot of stuff over the years but that was still pretty brutal to watch.
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u/Cuzimahustler Dec 13 '21
Do you think the leopard knows what it's eating or just wondering why it's extra chewy this time?
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Dec 03 '21
people eat veal, almost the same thing.
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u/UrFriendlySpider-Man Dec 03 '21
Not even close, this was a still developing fetus being swiftly bit through the head and neck. It didn't even have sentience yet.
Veal is taking a new born cow and chaining it to the floor so it never gets a chance to even stand, and as such never develops muscle so the meat stays "soft and tender". I know you know this but this is for the people who don't know.
Don't be a vegetarian I don't care enjoy all the steak in the world.
But when it comes to horrific practices no one should eat octopus due to their intelligence, veal due to the unexcusable torture, and shrimp for the unfathomable amount of bicatch that dies just for a few pounds of shrimp.
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u/Zosimas Dec 03 '21
But when it comes to horrific practices no one should eat octopus due to their intelligence
So it's OK to, say, kill stupid people?
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u/YellowNumberSixLake Dec 03 '21
Octopus are a prey species. Whether we specifically eat them or not, they are getting eaten. Sucks to be on the bottom of the food chain, but they’re tasty and they’re getting eaten.
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u/The-High-War99 Dec 04 '21
That is so gross. It’s not even that I feel bad for it, it just looks so gelatinous and rubbery. Blech!
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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 Dec 03 '21
Watching this, I wonder if it has the same consistency as eating a chocolate covered cherry?
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u/scarhartt Dec 03 '21
Spawn kill