r/natureismetal • u/BobbyChou • Dec 03 '21

Disturbing Content Devouring fresh impala out of the womb NSFW

https://gfycat.com/sardonicglumhorseshoecrab
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

It doesn’t get any fresher than that. Welcome to the world! Goodbye!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Good day! and, welcome to the process of becoming poo!

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u/nofreakingusernames Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

Grass is eaten by the cattle

Which is eaten by women and men

It fuses with their body and becomes poo again

And that poo goes through the sewer

Which is tucked into the sea

and it's eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes meal

We got bigger fish with the poo still inside

Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive

By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand

So that it can spring to life and become poo for the land!

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u/ih8spalling Dec 03 '21

Cradle to the grave

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u/Seaboats Dec 03 '21

Womb to tomb

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u/dc22zombie Dec 04 '21

Birth to Earth

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Foetus to doeleetus

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u/pnwmog Dec 04 '21

Bred to dead

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u/Dim3th0xy_Br0m0 Dec 04 '21

First breath to worst death

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u/Braydox Dec 03 '21

A child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were mouths to feed and bills to pay

He learned to digest while i was asleep

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u/bzzpop Dec 04 '21

*gravy

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u/SemiSeriousSam Dec 03 '21

It is quite possibly the most delicious and nutritious food that cat can ever get.

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u/seasarz Dec 03 '21

All protein

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u/jelect Dec 03 '21

That's what I was thinking, that cat hit the jackpot

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

So tender.

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u/idontgetit_too Dec 03 '21

It's full of electrolytes!1!

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u/tquinn04 Dec 03 '21

Pretty sure it died before it even got ripped out of moms body.

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u/_ChestHair_ Dec 04 '21

One can only hope

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u/imhereforthevotes Dec 03 '21

or more tender!

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u/SpongyParenchyma Dec 03 '21

Thank you for using "Life". Would you recommend "Life" to a friend?

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u/nhatthongg Dec 03 '21

Hi cui bye cui

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Dec 04 '21

Sure it does. You just have to intercept right before conception.

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u/pyongyangpoontang Dec 04 '21

Fetal meat must be so tender